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pl0x
@mesospl0x.bsky.social
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the crazy thing about the muppets history guy harassing all those women is that, while it’s never okay to harass women, the muppets history account is certifiably a nuts platform to harass women through
December 3, 2024 at 5:31 AM
horrible news.
really excited for my date in constantinople. hope she’s waiting for me exactly there
December 3, 2024 at 5:29 AM
really excited for my date in constantinople. hope she’s waiting for me exactly there
December 2, 2024 at 7:57 AM
new mobile pokemon tcg has so far been better for my wallet than a gacha game

but i do miss collecting little women and i’m not going to examine that feeling or introspect further thanks
November 29, 2024 at 10:34 AM
your goose is cooked little man
November 29, 2024 at 4:06 AM
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the holiday is actually 'bugsgiving' and it involves me giving you a lot of bugs
November 29, 2024 at 2:34 AM
i’m not allowed to legally post what transpired between me and the turkey this morning
November 28, 2024 at 4:53 PM
wish i was hitting curse eyes in the monkey forest tree dungeons with holy arrow rn
November 28, 2024 at 5:20 AM
halfway to my elbow in this turkey’s cavity thinking bout how much i miss her
November 27, 2024 at 7:13 PM
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November 27, 2024 at 8:22 AM
i think if you’re eating it as a treat five guys is worth the money actually and that’s my hot take
November 27, 2024 at 7:26 AM
can’t wait to make this mf turkey
November 27, 2024 at 7:25 AM
ohhh dude i really made this account to shitpost but it turns out i’m actually just like, extremely normal
November 27, 2024 at 6:41 AM
left some store-bought apple cider in my fridge for a new days and it fermented so now it’s just a lovely alcohol
November 26, 2024 at 6:20 AM
me after having an entire day of eating healthy plant-based meals then hosing a bacon cheeseburger in my fucking clown car
November 26, 2024 at 3:56 AM
i like to judge other people for their algorithms until i get lost in one of those sensory videos where the squares race to a goal and turn into a drooling chimp
November 26, 2024 at 3:21 AM
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It’s really cool to be able to go to genius.com and not just see the lyrics of a song but also read analysis written by people experiencing concussion symptoms and/or carbon monoxide exposure
November 25, 2024 at 2:16 PM
Just want to get ahead of the Baby, It’s Cold Outside discourse and say if you think the song is creepy, it’s because you don’t know what courtship is, which makes sense because you likely have no bitches
November 25, 2024 at 3:42 AM
started keeping a list earlier this year of all of the species of birds i’ve identified in the wild. ducks are just so fucked up in every way
November 24, 2024 at 10:37 PM
buy your dog something special for christmas
November 24, 2024 at 1:47 PM
new pokemon mobile tcg game is great because now i have an excuse to spend twenty minutes in the bathroom
November 24, 2024 at 2:06 AM
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They should slap an anime Catgirl on the package & call them Neko Wafers instead. There, I just saved your 200 year old company.
November 21, 2024 at 6:23 PM
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The first VTuber
November 22, 2024 at 10:36 AM
i totally get it, but i don’t know if i could get that mad if somebody turned my little internet meme into a shitcoin. like yeah little guy you can have it :) hope the diagnosis goes well
November 23, 2024 at 8:58 PM