war criminal

"mom, can i have Parasite Eve?"

"we have Parasite Eve at home"

Parasite Eve at home:

A widescreen, high resolution version of this wallpaper would fix me. Immediately. Would save thousands of dollars in therapy costs.

well you can burn my tail, lock me up
drink my skooma from a pewter cup
do anything that you want to do
but uhuh baby, lay off of my shoes

Out of all the disturbing and intense imagery from the movie version of Pink Floyd's The Wall, the one that stuck with me the most might be Bob Hoskins demonstrating how not to eat a pineapple.

Even more funny dudes on the back of the case!!!!!! Rock the fuck out, you funky water fowl.

And there's more!!!

Just came across some old SHM-CD compilations from Japan, and the dudes on the album art are just... mwah. Perfect. Peak funny animal material. No notes.

Post your first RPG. Mine was Final Fantasy VII, making me the most basic of bitches.

Except it was the Mt. Corel demo for PCs with 3dfx graphics accelerators. And I was five years old.

From the world-renowned creators of the Star Wars: Battlefront reboot.

From the accoladed developer that brought you Rallisport Challenge.

From the award-winning studio that brought you Battlefield.

Here are some pictures of Bluesky as it exists now. Remember these when it inevitably becomes a promotion-riddled hellscape filled with bots and brand-oriented discovery algorithms.

This is still a venture-funded startup, and a benefit corporation can still restructure itself into a standard one.

For my first ever post on Bluesky, I present my first ever choreographed scene in Half-Life 2.

I call it, "Dr. Kleiner Visits X.Com and Fucking Dies".