Mike
Mike
@meski.bsky.social
It'd be fairly easy to automate a response to something like this.

I'm betting 99% come back as

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September 3, 2025 at 4:24 AM
Straya!
August 11, 2025 at 4:28 AM
Texting wouldn't be performative enough.
June 6, 2025 at 7:37 AM
Mutual destruction is the best we can hope for here.
June 6, 2025 at 7:22 AM
It's like ordering the Tyrell Corporation building from Temu
June 6, 2025 at 7:17 AM
Sigh. It took me far too many reads to get that
April 13, 2025 at 9:37 AM
Power it down too. Unless it's a serious burner phone that you don't leave near your real one.
April 5, 2025 at 9:43 AM
I read that at Japanese Magpies. <Books optometrist appointment>
January 28, 2025 at 3:51 AM
Also premature carols in stores. Especially "Last Christmas"
November 17, 2024 at 10:41 AM
Minihealth, as it will soon be known
November 13, 2024 at 12:40 AM
Time spent in ambo.
November 12, 2024 at 10:08 AM
Well I think he did write a few episodes of it.
December 1, 2023 at 6:01 AM
"free speech for me, but not for thee"
November 21, 2023 at 10:34 AM
You will read. You are only reader.
October 23, 2023 at 5:20 AM
A hunted muse: writer's block.
September 21, 2023 at 9:51 PM
I was today years old when I found I was today years old. This won't happen again until tomorrow.
September 20, 2023 at 4:37 AM
That can be exponential growth though.
September 19, 2023 at 9:29 PM