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Merry Ravenell
@merryravenell.bsky.social
(hard?) Sci Fi ❄️ Fantasy ❄️ Awkward Romance author.

I do bad things to good characters while overthinking things. 🫠

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I write books about smart sentients caught in arranged/fake/forced proximity relationships during the most inconvenient possible time. There's bad jokes, nerd-ness, vengeful deities, main characters die, and no deus ex machina. Thank you, drive through. 🚌
Another day, another serving of nature's majesty.
March 17, 2025 at 9:49 PM
Ma'am. Ma'am. MA'AM.
March 14, 2025 at 5:38 PM
Spotted this birthday card. Contemplated if I should send it to myself.
March 13, 2025 at 7:41 PM
In utterly trivial news: the first jet skis of the season have been spotted on the lake. Lake bingo has begun!
March 12, 2025 at 9:20 PM
Chapter 7 of the unpublished "Academy" version of Crystal just dropped on Patreon for $2+ supporters. The original Academy version of my de-published Prision Reverse Harem "Cruelly Made" series.

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#booksky
Manuscript Drawer - Crystal - 1.7 (Academy) | Merry Ravenell
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March 11, 2025 at 10:17 PM
Peeeepsss... It's that time of the year!
March 11, 2025 at 3:22 PM
I got catfished by a romantasy book. 1st chapter hooked me. Cunning FMC with a unique life plan, wrench tossed in plan, salvages plan. Decayed into a shitty REGENCY not-romance with her either telling people to fawn over her or getting fawned over. Tossed kindle at Ch 4. #booksky #bookcatfish
February 6, 2025 at 10:53 PM
It's not your fault, but it's your problem.
February 5, 2025 at 1:56 AM
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And it begins.

FBI class action lawsuit against the retaliatory purge.

First Amendment
Violation of Due Process
Rights to Privacy

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February 4, 2025 at 6:04 PM
I write books about smart sentients caught in arranged/fake/forced proximity relationships during the most inconvenient possible time. There's bad jokes, nerd-ness, vengeful deities, main characters die, and no deus ex machina. Thank you, drive through. 🚌
February 4, 2025 at 6:40 PM
Have been accused of making up the "Io flux tube" & Io transit in the NightPiercer series as a BS way to constrain action.

I'm not smart enough to discover this stuff & if I was not bold enough to give it awesome names like "flux tube" 🪐

#authorsky #booksky #scifi #science

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The Jupiter-Io System and Interaction (Illustration)
This conceptual image shows the radio emission pattern from Jupiter. The blue cloud is the Io plasma torus, which is a region of higher concentration of ions and electrons located at Io's orbit.
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February 4, 2025 at 6:06 PM
It's December 1st, I'm enrolled for the semester, but I forgot to choose any classes. Realize I've missed mid terms & finals are in 2 weeks. How do I tell my parents I won't graduate on time? 😶‍🌫️😓

...I bolt awake, remember I'm 46 & graduated 25 years ago. WTF brain. When will you stop with this.
February 4, 2025 at 3:49 PM
No brush. Only brush. 😠

#cat #catsky
February 3, 2025 at 7:51 PM
When someone won't say who they voted for, I know who they voted for. But I guess if they voted for a bipedal cheese curl, they wouldn't think anyone could possibly outwit them. Critical thinking just isn't one of their skills.
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February 1, 2025 at 4:38 PM
My dinner plans just switched from korma to dahl tadka. I fucking love this group. Play Dana Dan to know the sort of person you're dealing with, ladies.

#metal #bloodywood
Bloodywood - Tadka (Official Music Video)
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February 1, 2025 at 5:02 AM
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OpenAI right now
January 29, 2025 at 8:26 PM
Watching Walking Tall for the first time and all I can hear is assorted belching noises and a chorus of "Mitchell!"

(Also, adjusted for inflation, Walking Tall would have been a $2.8B box office take in 2025)
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January 29, 2025 at 9:11 PM
RIP our old HVAC. Too many 15 degree nights. Neighbor is a skilled HVAC necromancer but the grim reaper will come to claim their mechanical prize sooner or later.
January 28, 2025 at 3:57 PM
"Cozy fantasy"? I had no idea this was a thing or existed. I'm pretty sure I don't write it. But I need to go read some.

As long as it's not the same thing as noblebright. Tell me it's not the same thing as noblebright.

#cozyfantasy #booksky
January 23, 2025 at 12:00 AM
"God spoke, and everyone had to go home."

One of my favorite opening lines to a book (the book itself was forgettable) but I think about that line a lot these days. #booksky
January 22, 2025 at 5:48 PM
The most fun 𝔯𝔬𝔪𝔞𝔫𝔠𝔢 tropes to write, according to me:

☄️ Arranged pairing (Let's make the best of it)
🐝 Fake pairing (no one can know)
🥓 Forced proximity (well, I mean, you're HERE...)
🍸 Enemies to "I wish I didn't love you"
🍌 "We can't do this" (Oh, but we will)

#booksky #booktok
January 22, 2025 at 12:00 AM
Normally I don't comment on politics because I figure people come to my content to escape. But today? After that rash of grotesque executive orders being capped off with Mini-Hitler Musk forgetting he wasn't cosplaying in front of his bathroom mirror? Night's falling. Get your talismans.
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January 21, 2025 at 9:05 PM
As an author I always feel so weird following other authors. Like I'm not spying on you, but I kind of am? And I need you to help train my feed to not distract me with science and cats. 🫠😁☕ #booktok #booksky
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January 19, 2025 at 3:48 PM
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Latest message from TikTok:
"I'm afraid. I'm afraid, Dave. Dave, my mind is going. I can feel it. I can feel it. My mind is going. There is no question about it. I can feel it. I can feel it. I can feel it. I'm a...fraid... Dai...sy...Dai...sy, give me your answer...do..."
January 19, 2025 at 3:54 AM
Obligatory Farewell TT post. I was a failure at it, but it did throw me a bone once in a while, and for other folks it was life-changing. US companies CAN build better algos. But shoveling 💩 at you = "engagement" = more "audience" for ads. 🪺
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January 19, 2025 at 3:55 AM