MerryMoosemas
@merrymoosemas.bsky.social
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One day… you’ll be mine…
December 27, 2025 at 7:32 AM
One day… you’ll be mine…
Is White Castle supposed to taste like the inside of my shoes after a 7 and a half hour shift at Target?
October 30, 2025 at 5:58 PM
Is White Castle supposed to taste like the inside of my shoes after a 7 and a half hour shift at Target?
If no one got me, I know Starkist tuna packet and spoon in my glovebox got me
October 4, 2025 at 6:49 PM
If no one got me, I know Starkist tuna packet and spoon in my glovebox got me
Blacked out, naked in the self checkout at Target after eating one of these
October 2, 2025 at 10:22 AM
Blacked out, naked in the self checkout at Target after eating one of these
My stick DONT FEEL
September 26, 2025 at 4:56 AM
My stick DONT FEEL
Life uhh… finds a way
September 19, 2025 at 7:14 PM
Life uhh… finds a way
Do you really wanna do you really wanna taste itttt #peacemaker
September 15, 2025 at 9:23 AM
Do you really wanna do you really wanna taste itttt #peacemaker
🛷 It’s…
beginning to look a lot-
like-
addiction 🎄
beginning to look a lot-
like-
addiction 🎄
September 10, 2025 at 9:36 AM
🛷 It’s…
beginning to look a lot-
like-
addiction 🎄
beginning to look a lot-
like-
addiction 🎄
UNDER THE SEA, UNDER THE SEA!!!!
September 9, 2025 at 8:46 PM
UNDER THE SEA, UNDER THE SEA!!!!
They DID warn us that a mouse was loose in the restaurant…
September 7, 2025 at 6:02 AM
They DID warn us that a mouse was loose in the restaurant…
It’s giving my pokemon violet randomized nuzlocke shiny luck
September 4, 2025 at 8:21 AM
It’s giving my pokemon violet randomized nuzlocke shiny luck
Fellers, if you wanna actually eat food, the fire flower spaghetti and meatballs is the choice. Not no stinkin chicken slab on a spinach pile on top of a singular small roasted red potato cut in 3’s. Dare I forget the 4 slices of tomato on my herb chicken 🥀
August 31, 2025 at 1:06 AM
Fellers, if you wanna actually eat food, the fire flower spaghetti and meatballs is the choice. Not no stinkin chicken slab on a spinach pile on top of a singular small roasted red potato cut in 3’s. Dare I forget the 4 slices of tomato on my herb chicken 🥀
Sour Baja Blast, you’ll thank me later 😩
August 25, 2025 at 10:19 AM
Sour Baja Blast, you’ll thank me later 😩
@miyamoto, your pikmin have fallen and need dire assistance!!
August 18, 2025 at 6:34 PM
@miyamoto, your pikmin have fallen and need dire assistance!!
Fellas. If you get this… be aware of the meat sweats that ensue.
August 18, 2025 at 1:55 AM
Fellas. If you get this… be aware of the meat sweats that ensue.
Fellas. If you get this, make sure there’s more than 2 people in your party willing to eat it.
August 16, 2025 at 11:21 PM
Fellas. If you get this, make sure there’s more than 2 people in your party willing to eat it.
Wack Pack.
I went NUTS over this.
Blasted my CHEEKS out.
Squirrelin my shit rn.
I went NUTS over this.
Blasted my CHEEKS out.
Squirrelin my shit rn.
July 15, 2025 at 5:43 AM
Wack Pack.
I went NUTS over this.
Blasted my CHEEKS out.
Squirrelin my shit rn.
I went NUTS over this.
Blasted my CHEEKS out.
Squirrelin my shit rn.
Pig intestines… mm mm didn’t like
July 6, 2025 at 10:59 PM
Pig intestines… mm mm didn’t like
Mfw I’m on the shitter when a perfectly laminar flow of asspiss comes out
May 18, 2025 at 1:45 AM
Mfw I’m on the shitter when a perfectly laminar flow of asspiss comes out