Governor JB Pritzker of Illinois signing into law a bill to protect us from pharmacy benefit managers

I had the "youngest of seven children" knowledge of Santa. You want to believe, but your older siblings make sure reality crashes in with the truth. Our children were raised with the knowledge that Dad was Santa, because we always leave out a cold Busch Light beer for him (and a carrot for Rudolph)

One of the many reasons to support independent pharmacies

When I tended bar in small-town America, patrons would leave their vehicles running while they sat in the bar. I don't suppose anyone ever hopped in one and moved it so the patrons were befuddled. Nope. Wasn't me.

One of our children threw a stuffed animal into one. Burning polyester is stinky

All these years in the Midwest and I had no idea that turkeys ate cows

All the downstate love! Yes, even the Hicks from the Sticks love and support you! 🐢