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US Cooks literally abuse butter
November 3, 2025 at 12:44 AM
US Cooks literally abuse butter
I have pain(t)s of thou
October 25, 2025 at 1:36 AM
I have pain(t)s of thou
Remember grandma words,
It’s never enough for garlic
It’s never enough for garlic
October 21, 2025 at 5:11 PM
Remember grandma words,
It’s never enough for garlic
It’s never enough for garlic
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I speak 3 languages; English, Cockney and Bullshit.
October 20, 2025 at 12:42 AM
I speak 3 languages; English, Cockney and Bullshit.
I speak fluent sarcasm, occasionally mixed with tears
October 19, 2025 at 8:56 PM
I speak fluent sarcasm, occasionally mixed with tears
Roses are red, my soul is black, life moved forward, I stayed back.
October 15, 2025 at 2:35 PM
Roses are red, my soul is black, life moved forward, I stayed back.
I am not pretending babe i am manifesting 💋
October 11, 2025 at 12:08 AM
I am not pretending babe i am manifesting 💋
You’re proof that evolution can take a coffee break
October 10, 2025 at 6:11 PM
You’re proof that evolution can take a coffee break
Some lessons don’t come from books, they come from your bad advice.
October 10, 2025 at 1:43 PM
Some lessons don’t come from books, they come from your bad advice.
Thanks for the heartbreak. It pairs well with my sarcasm.
October 10, 2025 at 9:21 AM
Thanks for the heartbreak. It pairs well with my sarcasm.
Your aesthetic is stolen. Your personality is missing.
October 10, 2025 at 1:30 AM
Your aesthetic is stolen. Your personality is missing.
My parents don’t need therapy, they have me for free
(I cook sphagetti for them)
(I cook sphagetti for them)
October 9, 2025 at 10:10 PM
My parents don’t need therapy, they have me for free
(I cook sphagetti for them)
(I cook sphagetti for them)
Congrats on existing. Now can you stop narrating it?
October 9, 2025 at 8:35 PM
Congrats on existing. Now can you stop narrating it?
History books are horror stories, written politely.
October 9, 2025 at 2:52 AM
History books are horror stories, written politely.
Some people age like wine; others age like unwashed socks in the back of the fridge.
October 8, 2025 at 5:50 PM
Some people age like wine; others age like unwashed socks in the back of the fridge.
Their favorite line: ‘When I was your age…’
you were prehistoric
you were prehistoric
October 8, 2025 at 2:19 PM
Their favorite line: ‘When I was your age…’
you were prehistoric
you were prehistoric
My diet is 50% hope, 50% regret, 100% snacks
October 8, 2025 at 8:10 AM
My diet is 50% hope, 50% regret, 100% snacks
Red flags look pink if you squint with denial
October 7, 2025 at 9:49 PM
Red flags look pink if you squint with denial
Not everyone deserves closure Sometimes the door just stays slammed
October 6, 2025 at 11:58 AM
Not everyone deserves closure Sometimes the door just stays slammed
Best friends finish each other’s… gossip.
October 5, 2025 at 9:39 PM
Best friends finish each other’s… gossip.
Reminder for my bf,
Thanks for being my unpaid therapist with worse advice than Google 🥹
Thanks for being my unpaid therapist with worse advice than Google 🥹
October 5, 2025 at 1:54 PM
Reminder for my bf,
Thanks for being my unpaid therapist with worse advice than Google 🥹
Thanks for being my unpaid therapist with worse advice than Google 🥹
My main intention in this life, bein’ rich in a decent way
October 5, 2025 at 3:53 AM
My main intention in this life, bein’ rich in a decent way
Breakups are just free trials for character development
October 5, 2025 at 1:15 AM
Breakups are just free trials for character development
Besties forever or until someone forgets to tag you
October 4, 2025 at 10:46 PM
Besties forever or until someone forgets to tag you
Parents call it advice I call it emotional spam
October 4, 2025 at 9:57 PM
Parents call it advice I call it emotional spam