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mernyferny.bsky.social
mrs columbo
@mernyferny.bsky.social
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one hot-tempered freakazoid
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ketdug…EEETKOG…FOOD
a metal sign decorated with obviously AI generated art. it has a hot dog, a burger and French fries in a container labeled food. Underneath it says in unclear scribble EETKOG and KETDUG
November 12, 2025 at 8:23 PM
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(plow the bike lanes)
the bike lane in front of a store called “the bike lane” full of ice and snow
November 11, 2025 at 3:52 PM
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I guess the Milwaukee bike lane is closed for the season. Nice while it lasted.
a bike lane covered in snow and ice
November 11, 2025 at 3:38 PM
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you might like this post on threads from an elected official warning you about the gestapo!!!
a screenshot of an instagram notification that reads “graciela for senate posted a thread you might like: ‘Albany park! Please stay home!’”
October 24, 2025 at 5:13 PM
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September 24, 2025 at 12:37 AM
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GO MART
A store front with interesting naive hand lettering that reads “go mart” in all caps
September 18, 2025 at 2:32 AM
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goonen
September 15, 2025 at 8:05 PM
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literally k*ll me
Washington post headline saying 1 in 6 parents in the US are skipping/delaying vaccines for their kids
September 15, 2025 at 1:51 PM
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the toilet pipes are a boy and a girl and they’re married and they want to eat your shit and piss
a framed photo on a bathroom wall reading “If you didn’t eat it or drink it the. Don’t flush it. Except for toilet paper. Sincerely, Mr. & Mrs. Pipes”
August 31, 2025 at 12:55 AM
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sleeping with the windows open in the high fifties >>>>>>
A smily face gleefully and maliciously rubbing its hands together
August 25, 2025 at 12:52 AM
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I get a push notification about a new fucked up explicit bribe every day and it feels like nothing ever changes
August 22, 2025 at 6:48 PM
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“I used copilot to write my presentation for work”
News headline saying “scientists identify a speech pattern that is a clear indication of a person in cognitive decline”
July 3, 2025 at 12:47 AM
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Dad texts with threatening auras
Text from my dad that says “also: expect a tornado watch later in the day”
June 18, 2025 at 5:31 PM
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discovered a new type of guy in tennessee
the back window of a mud covered jeep. the window is covered with a sticker that says “Christian Jeep Adventures”
June 17, 2025 at 7:06 PM
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no don’t turn on red yr so sexy haha
a metal street sign that reads “no turn on red” completely flattened on the corner of a Chicago street
May 27, 2025 at 5:53 PM
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well all-clad let’s see if you can survive this one
an all clad saucier pan, angled so you can’t see the interior contents. There are some black stains on the outside. The inside of an all clad saucier pan. It is filled with black burned contents.
May 26, 2025 at 2:16 AM
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okay what the fuck is happening here chicago
An air quality map of the city of Chicago and Gary, Indiana showing extremely hazardous air quality
April 23, 2025 at 4:34 PM
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when I die just mush my body up with one of these
an advertising image for a black plastic tool designed to break up ground beef in a pan, the type favored by instagram mom slop cooks everywhere
April 19, 2025 at 3:37 PM
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another day, another beverage distributor parked in the bike lane on the way to daycare drop off
a large semi truck emblazoned with a miller Lite can parked in a bike lane A large white semi truck parked in a bike lane next to Tony’s Grocery Store
April 17, 2025 at 4:49 PM
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enjoying my last bag of mixed nuts
a bag of mixed nuts with a label that reads “product of Benin, Brazil, Burkina Faso, Cambodia, Ghana, Guinea-Bissau, India, Indonesia, Ivory Coast, Mexico, Mozambique, Nigeria, Tanzania, Togo, USA, Vietnam”
April 7, 2025 at 2:46 PM
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only type of text my dad sends me
Text between me and my dad reading “keep tabs on the weather tonight, unlikely but tornados possible.” And my reply “thanks dad.” Another text from my dad at a later date reading “FYI Tornado Watch until 7pm” and my reply “sounds good”
March 30, 2025 at 7:47 PM
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wiping my butt AND riding my bike
an urban arrow cargo bike parked outside a Costco. Inside there is a 25lb bag of Kokuho Rose rice, a 36 pack of toilet paper rolls, a giant box of diapers, a heavily pruned raspberry bush, and a big bag of other groceries
March 25, 2025 at 9:01 PM
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if I still used lapse I woulda lapsed this
A sign that has been clearly cut in half, in a dirt patch of yard, behind a barred metal fence. The sign reads “Pleas DO LIT” but probably at one point read “please DON’T LITTER”
March 24, 2025 at 2:46 PM
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literally fuck off
March 21, 2025 at 2:43 PM
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feeling like a mad genius (put Wisconsin summer sausage in my fried rice)
a pile of fried barley mixed with egg, gai lan, sliced summer sausage and Lao gan ma sitting in a blue bowl
March 6, 2025 at 7:00 PM