Strawberry eater
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Strawberry eater
@mermims.bsky.social
· May 4
I love Lucanis Dellamorte btw
Just thinking about Lucanis and Dorian bonding over being golden child prodigies who disappoint their parents <3
January 19, 2026 at 6:43 AM
Just thinking about Lucanis and Dorian bonding over being golden child prodigies who disappoint their parents <3
everybody, kill your landlord
January 6, 2026 at 3:51 PM
everybody, kill your landlord
I'm trapped in the united states surrounded by the stupidest people in the entire known world
January 6, 2026 at 3:51 PM
I'm trapped in the united states surrounded by the stupidest people in the entire known world
January 6, 2026 at 3:49 PM
Men: complain that women take too long to get ready
Also men: SPEND AN HOUR SHITTING
Also men: SPEND AN HOUR SHITTING
January 3, 2026 at 6:34 PM
Men: complain that women take too long to get ready
Also men: SPEND AN HOUR SHITTING
Also men: SPEND AN HOUR SHITTING
This year’s gingerbread had to be #lucanisdellamorte
December 26, 2025 at 1:41 AM
This year’s gingerbread had to be #lucanisdellamorte
My MBTI type is NSFW
November 24, 2025 at 5:45 PM
My MBTI type is NSFW
It’s a show from the nineties, back when, y’know, women were allowed to have fun
November 21, 2025 at 1:23 AM
It’s a show from the nineties, back when, y’know, women were allowed to have fun
Dear diary, I am experiencing symptoms
October 30, 2025 at 6:20 AM
Dear diary, I am experiencing symptoms
I want him so bad
I love Lucanis Dellamorte btw
October 25, 2025 at 12:52 PM
I want him so bad
every day there is a wasp in my shower
October 24, 2025 at 6:36 PM
every day there is a wasp in my shower
The fact that it's impossible to change your entire life in three days is really holding me back
October 23, 2025 at 5:09 PM
The fact that it's impossible to change your entire life in three days is really holding me back
unless you're living on less than 15,000 imma need you to do me a favor and just go ahead and strike the word 'affordable' from your vocabulary thanks u don't know what you're talking about
October 20, 2025 at 3:33 AM
unless you're living on less than 15,000 imma need you to do me a favor and just go ahead and strike the word 'affordable' from your vocabulary thanks u don't know what you're talking about
I love being in my room on my computer
October 15, 2025 at 7:52 PM
I love being in my room on my computer
Save us save us save us from old men who lost so much of their lives to "the way things are" that their soul also petrified; for whom the world fossilized when they were 18, and all that comes after must be the same as that world without improvement forever until the system grinds it all to dust.
October 4, 2025 at 5:22 AM
Save us save us save us from old men who lost so much of their lives to "the way things are" that their soul also petrified; for whom the world fossilized when they were 18, and all that comes after must be the same as that world without improvement forever until the system grinds it all to dust.
He also said he's never had a single complaint against me the whole time I've worked there, so...
I just want everyone to know that perfection is possible and I have attained it.
I just want everyone to know that perfection is possible and I have attained it.
Boss: what’s your least favorite part of this job?
Me when the conversation is over and I’ve had time to process the question: probably the times when I get triggered by something and have to still be at work while experiencing Thoughts
Me when the conversation is over and I’ve had time to process the question: probably the times when I get triggered by something and have to still be at work while experiencing Thoughts
October 3, 2025 at 5:11 PM
He also said he's never had a single complaint against me the whole time I've worked there, so...
I just want everyone to know that perfection is possible and I have attained it.
I just want everyone to know that perfection is possible and I have attained it.
Boss: what’s your least favorite part of this job?
Me when the conversation is over and I’ve had time to process the question: probably the times when I get triggered by something and have to still be at work while experiencing Thoughts
Me when the conversation is over and I’ve had time to process the question: probably the times when I get triggered by something and have to still be at work while experiencing Thoughts
October 2, 2025 at 11:20 PM
Boss: what’s your least favorite part of this job?
Me when the conversation is over and I’ve had time to process the question: probably the times when I get triggered by something and have to still be at work while experiencing Thoughts
Me when the conversation is over and I’ve had time to process the question: probably the times when I get triggered by something and have to still be at work while experiencing Thoughts
Jobs are evil and your boss is not your friend!
Jobs are evil and your boss is not your friend!
Jobs are evil and your boss is not your friend!
#antiauthoritarian
#nogods
#nokings
#nomasters
Jobs are evil and your boss is not your friend!
Jobs are evil and your boss is not your friend!
#antiauthoritarian
#nogods
#nokings
#nomasters
September 21, 2025 at 6:25 PM
Jobs are evil and your boss is not your friend!
Jobs are evil and your boss is not your friend!
Jobs are evil and your boss is not your friend!
#antiauthoritarian
#nogods
#nokings
#nomasters
Jobs are evil and your boss is not your friend!
Jobs are evil and your boss is not your friend!
#antiauthoritarian
#nogods
#nokings
#nomasters
If I don't hear these songs 5,000 times a day I think I'll probably die
September 19, 2025 at 8:58 PM
If I don't hear these songs 5,000 times a day I think I'll probably die
Is the severe psychological distress getting to anybody else, or is that just me?
September 16, 2025 at 3:14 PM
Is the severe psychological distress getting to anybody else, or is that just me?
Lucanis repressing his feelings and also Spite, and Spite being influenced by the emotions Lucanis represses and also repressing all his feelings that he doesn't want to deal with. This man is a fucking matryoshka doll of trauma
August 28, 2025 at 8:45 PM
Lucanis repressing his feelings and also Spite, and Spite being influenced by the emotions Lucanis represses and also repressing all his feelings that he doesn't want to deal with. This man is a fucking matryoshka doll of trauma
Psh. trying to figure out the names of the moons in dragon age and according to the wiki the larger one is just called 'the moon'
you Cannot. call it 'THE moon' if there are two of them!!!
i already have a whole catechism for why TES is superior but jesus christ
you Cannot. call it 'THE moon' if there are two of them!!!
i already have a whole catechism for why TES is superior but jesus christ
August 27, 2025 at 8:45 PM
Psh. trying to figure out the names of the moons in dragon age and according to the wiki the larger one is just called 'the moon'
you Cannot. call it 'THE moon' if there are two of them!!!
i already have a whole catechism for why TES is superior but jesus christ
you Cannot. call it 'THE moon' if there are two of them!!!
i already have a whole catechism for why TES is superior but jesus christ
healing isn't enough. I need to kill my father
August 21, 2025 at 6:46 PM
healing isn't enough. I need to kill my father
I just love seeing actors in their natural habitat.
Eating the scenery. Hamming it up. Able to exhibit the full range of natural behaviors.
I love camp.
Eating the scenery. Hamming it up. Able to exhibit the full range of natural behaviors.
I love camp.
August 14, 2025 at 2:57 AM
I just love seeing actors in their natural habitat.
Eating the scenery. Hamming it up. Able to exhibit the full range of natural behaviors.
I love camp.
Eating the scenery. Hamming it up. Able to exhibit the full range of natural behaviors.
I love camp.
calling murderbot an asshole is neurotypical propaganda
July 26, 2025 at 6:31 PM
calling murderbot an asshole is neurotypical propaganda