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@mermazeablaze.bsky.social
Okie transplanted to KCMO🔵Mom💞Wife💍Occultist🔮ProScience💉Pansexual🥞GenderFluid🌊Disabled♿Trans Ally🏳️‍⚧️FreeMomHugs🌈BlackLivesMatter🖤Native🪶ReadBannedBooks📚
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#DearAlgorithm, I'm interested in:
📜History
🥼Science
🎨Art
🧶Crafts
🗺️Travel
🔮Witchcraft/Occult
👻Paranormal
🔪Horror
🦸‍♂️Fandom
🎮Video Games
🎲Board Games/TTRPG
🎭Theater/Musicals
🖼️Museums
🦓Zoos
🐠 Aquariums
🏕️ Outdoor Activities
📖Reading
✍️Writing
👩‍🍳Cooking/Baking
🌈LGBTQIA+
I excel at many things. Sewing is not one of them. But here is our Orange Bitch Baby poppet.

#blueskywitches
July 27, 2025 at 7:54 PM
Do y'all remember the phrase, when referencing the US, "President of the free world"? It used to be ubiquitous. I don't think I've heard it in a decade or two. I only just remembered it existed, when sardonically saying it after seeing the orange is in Scotland & he's a felon.
July 25, 2025 at 2:58 PM
So, I understand Hulk Hogan was a lot of people's childhoods & everyone deserves the right to grieve it. But he was a pathological liar, racist, womanizer & sexual assaulter who later unsurprisingly became an orange supporter. & I will not let that go unsaid. I don't care.

#HulkHogan
July 24, 2025 at 4:21 PM
A good way to get most people, not just me not to watch your video of you talking - is not using captions. I rarely watch videos with the volume on & even if I do, I'm hard of hearing. Caption your videos. 😤
July 23, 2025 at 9:49 PM
Hy-Vee black cherry soda & Pibb together - is so fucking delicious. The black cherry is just delicious. I have a few things I want to do with it. 🖤🍒
July 23, 2025 at 7:04 PM
We are currently dogsitting & have a total of 7 dogs - 4 are ours & 3 are clients. 5 of them are small dogs. It is chaotic, but when the small dogs group together, I experience so much cute aggression. It doesn't help 4/5 of them have Shih Tzu.
a picture of a stuffed animal with the words it 's so fluffy
ALT: a picture of a stuffed animal with the words it 's so fluffy
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July 23, 2025 at 5:04 PM
I didn't add butter to my ghetto potato salad (potato flakes, mustard, relish, sea salt, black pepper & onion powder) & it tastes like white lady sadness.
July 22, 2025 at 5:36 PM
Kindness is easy, being an asshole takes work. I can't imagine putting that much effort into being ugly. Fucking exhausting.
July 19, 2025 at 6:06 PM
Made it to 2hrs, just for their system to hang up on me. Looks like we're going in person on Monday. Yay....I would rather be on hold another 2hrs than go in person.
I have been on hold for MO's SNAP line for almost 2hrs, still holding. Please send help. I am sick of the contemporary music. 🫠🙃
July 18, 2025 at 5:13 PM
I have been on hold for MO's SNAP line for almost 2hrs, still holding. Please send help. I am sick of the contemporary music. 🫠🙃
July 18, 2025 at 4:24 PM
Yesterday & this morning, I played barista & made - oolong tea, with a bit of honey, milk, coconut creamer & sweet cream creamer with ice. Just needs boba. 🤤🧉
three cups of drinks with straws in them are lined up on a table .
ALT: three cups of drinks with straws in them are lined up on a table .
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July 16, 2025 at 4:18 PM
I woke up to my weekly alarm at 8:30 & played on my phone till 8:40. Then realized how tired I was & set an alarm for 9:20. I really needed that 40 extra mins. Sometimes you have to listen to your body.
July 16, 2025 at 2:45 PM
Chime: I'm not going to tell you that your deposit has shown up, not even once.

Chime: But I will tell you when you owe me money, constantly.
July 14, 2025 at 2:44 PM
With all this watermelon discourse. Here's my contribution, not necessarily my favorite.

Behold:
July 14, 2025 at 4:15 AM
17yr old daughter to 15yr old daughter, "When I die have me taxidermied & brought to strangers houses. Just set me in a chair & watch the horror unfold."
July 14, 2025 at 3:58 AM
I was an overachiever & in the 'gifted & talented' program from elementary to middle school. Then in high school I was a bored delinquent. Now I'm a straight A student in college, but I actually like college.
July 13, 2025 at 4:11 PM
I have been so stressed about so many things, that after the girls audition today - I could relax a bit & suddenly I was groggy AF (post stress fatigue). I took a nap thinking it would help & just woke up. It did help mentally, but physically my body is like, "Yo, can we just sleep?"
a stuffed animal is sitting on a large rock .
ALT: a stuffed animal is sitting on a large rock .
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July 10, 2025 at 8:56 PM
All 3 of our girls have been accepted to Paseo, but one of them doesn't have to audition till next year!
❤️🏴‍☠️💛
July 10, 2025 at 6:34 PM
Paranormal skeptics are funny. Especially since I wholly believe everyone is gifted - you nurture your gifts or don't. Even with that said, there are bad actors who overstate their gifts or lie about which ones they have.
July 9, 2025 at 8:10 PM
Y'all our oldest will be 18 in January, our middle 16 in October & youngest 14 in September. This almost made me have an existential crisis. 😅😂
July 9, 2025 at 1:00 AM
Sooo decadent & fudgy.
July 5, 2025 at 11:17 PM
I just made my walnut mounds brownies.They're made with shredded sweetened coconut & homemade coconut caramel (sweetened condensed coconut milk & brown sugar) in the batter. Then topped off with coconut caramel & shredded coconut. We're going to make pina coladas in a bit to go with them.

#Baking
July 5, 2025 at 9:24 PM
Ah, the season where I start seeing parents & guardians posting about minors running away. & I don't have the willpower to comment, "9/10 times it's because you or someone directly in the household is the problem, not the minor.

1/2
June 30, 2025 at 6:13 PM
House Hunters: Upper Middle Class+ people pretend to buy a house, even though they already purchased a home. Most times not even through the realtor on the show.
June 29, 2025 at 6:11 PM
The edible just kicked in. ☺️ *long sip of cocktail*
It's an edible & cocktail night & we're having nachos! 💚🍹
June 28, 2025 at 11:06 PM