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Seph 💖💜💙🧜🏻‍♀️🌊✨
@mermaidseph.bsky.social
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🌊🧜🏼‍♀️ Metal Mermaid. Your Fav Cryptid™️. she/her, bi as HECK. I sing sometimes and take care of a bunch of freshwater shrimp.
Permanently stranded on the beach in our dreams. 👻👶📦🪢
https://soundcloud.com/mermaid_seph
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Full moon is on the sky and
He’s not a man anymore
The cover of the album Epiliptica from Sonata Arctica. A complicated metal emblem sits in sand at the bottom of what looks like a frozen lake.
November 17, 2025 at 6:01 AM
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Currently crying, screaming and throwing up 😭👍👍👍👍💕
A 1 to 1 scale replica of the BB pod from Death Stranding. The indicator light is glowing blue and there is a gentle light reflecting off the baby in the pod
November 4, 2025 at 1:27 AM
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Brb gotta fight John Grisham
A picture of a television showing a shot from Pokémon Legends: ZA. There are two pictures of human characters side by side. A woman is on the right. The text on her picture says “Seph, rank B.” A person in silhouette is on the right. The text on their picture says “Grisham, rank B, next match.”
November 2, 2025 at 4:02 PM
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Thinking about covering this 🙃👍
October 31, 2025 at 4:48 PM
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Punkins
Two large, orange carved pumpkins. On the left is the face of the giant pumpkin man from Over the Garden Wall, on the right is a BB pod from Death Stranding 2 with tentacles inside instead of a baby.
October 28, 2025 at 12:33 AM
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Piderman voice: Oh yous on dat building!
A screenshot from Pokémon legends:Z-A of a green and black dog Pokémon with a lady in a blue and white outfit with blue hair in the background, on the roof of a building. There is a subtitle which says “The mysterious Pokémon carried you to the roof…”
October 21, 2025 at 1:32 AM
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was gonna try the One Piece ramune to see if it tasted like piracy and friendship but I am allergic 😭

(I am allergic to the potassium sorbate, not the piracy or the friendship
Someone holding a bottle of ramune with the straw hat pirates from one piece on it
October 2, 2025 at 11:48 PM
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Still working on my cryptobiote jar, this is not exactly how it’s gonna be displayed but still. Proof of concept
A white, unbaked and unpainted fimo dough statue of several rocks and coral pieces jammed together with what looks like a little caterpillar resting on top
September 28, 2025 at 11:17 PM
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“Hey Seph what did you do this weekend?” “Oh I pretended to be a post-apocalyptic delivery driver in Australia like it was my fucking job.”
A screenshot of the currently playing portion of a discord profile which says “death stranding two on the beach“ with a timer that shows four hours 38 minutes and 53 seconds
September 27, 2025 at 7:52 PM
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There is a truly shocking amount of overlap between ITSYL fans and Death Stranding fans and it’s beautiful and wonderful and I want more of it
A person on Reddit saying I actually want to go to Mexico more than I want to go to Australia A conversation I’m only here for the zip lines the first person says “ Sam are you really trying to reconnect the continent it seems like you’re only here for the zip line.” The next person says “I just placed them down anywhere honestly hoping someone in my world server keeps going” attached is a screenshot from. I think you should leave which says “who knows maybe it will catch on.” The third person says “me submitting a bridge supply request. I need 55 pccs level 2, 55 ladders 55 climbing anchors 55 container sprays.” One person says “this is the adult death stranding, and we can make deliveries however the HELL we want” the second person says “big fat load of BT’s then”
September 27, 2025 at 4:14 PM
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This is the first dropdown on that site.
September 14, 2025 at 3:26 AM
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Sam Porter Fishes loves magnolia leaves, so I made him this little penthouse suite. He loves it so much he’s got a bubble nest and he just perches for hours.

Dude’s up there like
Unbothered, moisturized, in my lane, well-hydrated, flourishing.
A black and white samurai betta fish sitting in a little house made of two dried magnolia leaves. There is a large bubble nest in front of him
September 6, 2025 at 4:39 PM
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Yeah so uh. I never buy jewelry and I bought jewelry because nerd reasons.
A jewelry box showing a gold metal pendant with a two long metal rods hanging horizontally a small width apart, dangling from the bottom rod are pendant strings of chains of varying lengths, with knots and various beads. It is fashioned after Amelie’s quipu necklace from Death Stranding.
September 4, 2025 at 12:36 AM
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One
Two
Three
Four
Five
SIX SIX SIX
🤘😈🤘
A screenshot from the video game Pokémon friends. There is text on the screen, which says “you untangled 262.2 inches” underneath that it says 666 cm.
August 30, 2025 at 9:09 PM
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Got the Pokémon Friends game to do cute brain training and these icons are pretty hilarious.

It’s like the 6 most iconic on top, the one everyone wants to fuck, the 3 current gen starters and pokeballs for the Real Freaks™️
A screenshot of the game Pokémon Friends icon selection screen. From the top left we have Pikachu, Eevee, Snorlax, Gengar, Psyduck, Lucario, Sprigatito, Fuecoco, Quaxly, a standard pokeball, and a master ball
August 30, 2025 at 3:07 PM
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You goin’ through… da plaaaaaanet coooooooore
A screenshot from donkey Kong Bonanza, where a giant gorilla with a banana beard says “to get home you’ll have to dive deeper all the way to the planet core” A screenshot from Star Wars episode one of Boss Nass with the subtitle “through da planet core”
August 24, 2025 at 8:40 PM
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Improvements have been made.
A picture of the backpack cover from death stranding two. There are several patches on the back, including a line of patches that read BOOBA
August 12, 2025 at 12:58 AM
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I’M AN ADUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUULTTTTTT

I AIN’T PART OF YOUR SYSTEEEEEMMMMMM
A picture of the backpack cover from death stranding two. There are several patches on the back, including a line of patches that read BOOB.
August 10, 2025 at 10:04 PM
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Leaving it here for the evening. Pretty happy with the progress. 👍
Same painting as before, only now the blue flowers and branch have some shading laid in, and a yellow thought bubble above the orange bird’s head says “NICE!” In orange writing.
August 3, 2025 at 2:00 AM
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Still at it, ran out of Faber-castel sky blue, smeared the last of it in and accidentally blue myself. As one does.
Same painting of a bird with leaf arms and an orange for a head on a branch with several blue flower blossoms. This time a woman’s right hand is in the middle of the frame, palm up with a bunch of light blue oil pastel smeared onto her fingers and thumb. She is wearing sparkly orange nail polish.
August 3, 2025 at 12:22 AM
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Orangebirb lookin more orange
Same as above with the orange bird on a branch but now with way more color!
August 2, 2025 at 10:15 PM
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Trust. The fucken. Process…!
A large flat canvas with an extremely rough sketch of a bird creature with a head that is an orange standing on a branch surrounded by flowers
August 2, 2025 at 9:36 PM
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HAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAA

PHENOMENAL COSMIC POWERRRR
Several sets of oil pastels, a package of Willow charcoal, and a set of blending stumps on top of a large, flat white canvas
August 2, 2025 at 9:03 PM
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For those who don’t know, I very occasionally like to recreate pop art versions of videogame background art in oil pastel to hang on my walls. This is my first venture outside of obscure background game art, and I can’t wait. This Orangebird is too cute.
Three oil pastel paintings on a wall. Top left is a white duck on a blue background wearing yellow Wellington boots and carrying a yellow umbrella. Above him is a green and blue art deco style logo which says “keep water out with NEVR-WET waterproofing.” This is from the Minerva’s Den DLC for Bioshock 2. To the right of this is a painting of a skeleton woman holding a bottle of perfume, which is green and shaped like a skull. She is wearing a bonnet with fruit and flowers on top. Above her is a logo which reads “odor de la muerte.” This is from Guacamele. Directly under this is a painting of a snail with a purple shell and yellow body on a red book which is flying through the cosmos which are painted in green and blue swirls. There is a logo which says “reading is for morons, don’t read.” This is from High on Life. An oil pastel painting of a person with their arms in the air, appearing to scream in front of a crocodile or alligator with its mouth wide open, with a brain about to be crushed in its jaws. Above this is red script, which says “careful.” This is from Psychonauts.
August 2, 2025 at 8:39 PM
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I am having The Monthlies and @bensdecoy.bsky.social is out getting me art supplies so I can reproduce one of the cutest pieces of 1970s artworks I have ever seen, thank you for bringing this to my attention, @offhanddisney.bsky.social
Orange bird from Disneyworld’s EPCOT fame, in a painting in which he is standing on a tree branch with blue blossoms. He holds one of the blossoms in his little orange leaf hands. A light orange thought bubble above his head says “NICE!” in curly orange script
August 2, 2025 at 8:26 PM