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Seph 💖💜💙🧜🏻‍♀️🌊✨
@mermaidseph.bsky.social
🌊🧜🏼‍♀️ Metal Mermaid. Your Fav Cryptid™️. she/her, bi as HECK. I sing sometimes and take care of a bunch of freshwater shrimp.
Permanently stranded on the beach in our dreams. 👻👶📦🪢
https://soundcloud.com/mermaid_seph
Full moon is on the sky and
He’s not a man anymore
November 17, 2025 at 6:01 AM
Currently crying, screaming and throwing up 😭👍👍👍👍💕
November 4, 2025 at 1:27 AM
Brb gotta fight John Grisham
November 2, 2025 at 4:02 PM
Thinking about covering this 🙃👍
October 31, 2025 at 4:48 PM
Punkins
October 28, 2025 at 12:33 AM
Piderman voice: Oh yous on dat building!
October 21, 2025 at 1:32 AM
was gonna try the One Piece ramune to see if it tasted like piracy and friendship but I am allergic 😭

(I am allergic to the potassium sorbate, not the piracy or the friendship
October 2, 2025 at 11:48 PM
Still working on my cryptobiote jar, this is not exactly how it’s gonna be displayed but still. Proof of concept
September 28, 2025 at 11:17 PM
“Hey Seph what did you do this weekend?” “Oh I pretended to be a post-apocalyptic delivery driver in Australia like it was my fucking job.”
September 27, 2025 at 7:52 PM
There is a truly shocking amount of overlap between ITSYL fans and Death Stranding fans and it’s beautiful and wonderful and I want more of it
September 27, 2025 at 4:14 PM
This is the first dropdown on that site.
September 14, 2025 at 3:26 AM
Sam Porter Fishes loves magnolia leaves, so I made him this little penthouse suite. He loves it so much he’s got a bubble nest and he just perches for hours.

Dude’s up there like
Unbothered, moisturized, in my lane, well-hydrated, flourishing.
September 6, 2025 at 4:39 PM
Yeah so uh. I never buy jewelry and I bought jewelry because nerd reasons.
September 4, 2025 at 12:36 AM
One
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SIX SIX SIX
🤘😈🤘
August 30, 2025 at 9:09 PM
Got the Pokémon Friends game to do cute brain training and these icons are pretty hilarious.

It’s like the 6 most iconic on top, the one everyone wants to fuck, the 3 current gen starters and pokeballs for the Real Freaks™️
August 30, 2025 at 3:07 PM
You goin’ through… da plaaaaaanet coooooooore
August 24, 2025 at 8:40 PM
Improvements have been made.
August 12, 2025 at 12:58 AM
I’M AN ADUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUULTTTTTT

I AIN’T PART OF YOUR SYSTEEEEEMMMMMM
August 10, 2025 at 10:04 PM
Leaving it here for the evening. Pretty happy with the progress. 👍
August 3, 2025 at 2:00 AM
Still at it, ran out of Faber-castel sky blue, smeared the last of it in and accidentally blue myself. As one does.
August 3, 2025 at 12:22 AM
Orangebirb lookin more orange
August 2, 2025 at 10:15 PM
Trust. The fucken. Process…!
August 2, 2025 at 9:36 PM
HAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAA

PHENOMENAL COSMIC POWERRRR
August 2, 2025 at 9:03 PM
For those who don’t know, I very occasionally like to recreate pop art versions of videogame background art in oil pastel to hang on my walls. This is my first venture outside of obscure background game art, and I can’t wait. This Orangebird is too cute.
August 2, 2025 at 8:39 PM
I am having The Monthlies and @bensdecoy.bsky.social is out getting me art supplies so I can reproduce one of the cutest pieces of 1970s artworks I have ever seen, thank you for bringing this to my attention, @offhanddisney.bsky.social
August 2, 2025 at 8:26 PM