Street fight mckeznie
@mermaidkezni.bsky.social
Void screaming, vague posting.
Me: Teaching is really hard sometimes
Husband: That's because you care. It would be easier if you didn't, but you wouldn't be as good at it.
🥺
Husband: That's because you care. It would be easier if you didn't, but you wouldn't be as good at it.
🥺
October 6, 2025 at 3:32 PM
Me: Teaching is really hard sometimes
Husband: That's because you care. It would be easier if you didn't, but you wouldn't be as good at it.
🥺
Husband: That's because you care. It would be easier if you didn't, but you wouldn't be as good at it.
🥺
"Oh fuck me, marriage in this game is WORK" - my husband, about Stardew Valley
July 13, 2025 at 1:55 AM
"Oh fuck me, marriage in this game is WORK" - my husband, about Stardew Valley
Everyone compliment me - I have completed one whole section of data entry (out of like 100 BUT STILL)
June 24, 2025 at 3:29 PM
Everyone compliment me - I have completed one whole section of data entry (out of like 100 BUT STILL)
If I had a nickel for every time a student randomly gave me a carton of eggs, I'd have 2 nickels. Which isn't a lot but it's weird that it happened twice.
May 27, 2025 at 8:17 PM
If I had a nickel for every time a student randomly gave me a carton of eggs, I'd have 2 nickels. Which isn't a lot but it's weird that it happened twice.
Shiiiiit start to my day so here's to hoping I can get it together and not have a breakdown before 11:00
May 22, 2025 at 11:03 AM
Shiiiiit start to my day so here's to hoping I can get it together and not have a breakdown before 11:00
Shout out to the barista who didn't judge when I asked if I could smell the syrups they use for the cherry blossom chai 🌸 I just wanted to know if they were super floral and she didn't even bat an eye 🥹
May 19, 2025 at 11:14 AM
Shout out to the barista who didn't judge when I asked if I could smell the syrups they use for the cherry blossom chai 🌸 I just wanted to know if they were super floral and she didn't even bat an eye 🥹
I didn't eat real food for breakfast but my tummy is still acting like I did AND that it was trigger food. WHYYYY
May 12, 2025 at 11:42 AM
I didn't eat real food for breakfast but my tummy is still acting like I did AND that it was trigger food. WHYYYY
Even In Arcadia is fixing me
May 9, 2025 at 11:00 AM
Even In Arcadia is fixing me
It's my favorite time of the year!!
May 2, 2025 at 7:12 PM
It's my favorite time of the year!!
Tonight I am sad because I miss playing Minecraft with my friends and I don't think I'll ever get to do that with them again.
April 16, 2025 at 2:05 AM
Tonight I am sad because I miss playing Minecraft with my friends and I don't think I'll ever get to do that with them again.
Me most of the time: my disability doesn't affect me, I'm literally so fine!**
Me the moment I have time to relax: WHY IS MY BODY LIKE THIS I AM DYING
**this is a lie it's always affecting me, my dumb ass just doesn't actually connect the dots
Me the moment I have time to relax: WHY IS MY BODY LIKE THIS I AM DYING
**this is a lie it's always affecting me, my dumb ass just doesn't actually connect the dots
April 13, 2025 at 4:10 AM
Me most of the time: my disability doesn't affect me, I'm literally so fine!**
Me the moment I have time to relax: WHY IS MY BODY LIKE THIS I AM DYING
**this is a lie it's always affecting me, my dumb ass just doesn't actually connect the dots
Me the moment I have time to relax: WHY IS MY BODY LIKE THIS I AM DYING
**this is a lie it's always affecting me, my dumb ass just doesn't actually connect the dots
I'm trying so hard to choose joy and strength in this trying time but fuck it is so difficult.
March 19, 2025 at 8:44 PM
I'm trying so hard to choose joy and strength in this trying time but fuck it is so difficult.
I hate it I hate it I hate it I hate it I hate it I hate it
March 18, 2025 at 3:53 PM
I hate it I hate it I hate it I hate it I hate it I hate it
Forgot to make cookies for my honors kids AGAIN so I am going to offer them the chance to boo me and then set a reminder in front of them so they get cookies on Friday. Think they'll go for it?
March 12, 2025 at 10:33 AM
Forgot to make cookies for my honors kids AGAIN so I am going to offer them the chance to boo me and then set a reminder in front of them so they get cookies on Friday. Think they'll go for it?
I love sitting outside work and having a mild anxiety attack for no fucking reason it's super cool!!!
March 11, 2025 at 11:05 AM
I love sitting outside work and having a mild anxiety attack for no fucking reason it's super cool!!!
Hey hey hey guess what self?
Shut the fuck up.
Shut the fuck up.
March 9, 2025 at 3:23 AM
Hey hey hey guess what self?
Shut the fuck up.
Shut the fuck up.
Dear universe,
I wore the bubble skirt today. Please don't make it any worse.
Thanks,
Kenzi
I wore the bubble skirt today. Please don't make it any worse.
Thanks,
Kenzi
March 5, 2025 at 12:18 PM
Dear universe,
I wore the bubble skirt today. Please don't make it any worse.
Thanks,
Kenzi
I wore the bubble skirt today. Please don't make it any worse.
Thanks,
Kenzi
Coming down from social interactions is so DUMB. Like you mean to tell me I had so much fun with my friends that my brain NEEDS to make me think every negative thought about myself RIGHT NOW??? Why?? How is this helpful for survival, brain???
March 2, 2025 at 6:23 AM
Coming down from social interactions is so DUMB. Like you mean to tell me I had so much fun with my friends that my brain NEEDS to make me think every negative thought about myself RIGHT NOW??? Why?? How is this helpful for survival, brain???
I got home from my very long day, ate 2 gummies, and now I'm living my best life with ice cream and chips an hour later.
March 1, 2025 at 5:04 AM
I got home from my very long day, ate 2 gummies, and now I'm living my best life with ice cream and chips an hour later.
This is one of my current favorite teaching outfits because a. Bubbles and top from @mayakern.bsky.social and b. Kitties from Snag Tights!
February 25, 2025 at 8:22 PM
This is one of my current favorite teaching outfits because a. Bubbles and top from @mayakern.bsky.social and b. Kitties from Snag Tights!
EVERYTHING IS BAD IN MY BRAIN RN AND I HAVE TO BE SO NORMAL ABOUT IT AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
February 24, 2025 at 9:49 PM
EVERYTHING IS BAD IN MY BRAIN RN AND I HAVE TO BE SO NORMAL ABOUT IT AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Boutta shower after clearing the snow from my driveway and man I'm gonna have a sick mental breakdown in there 🫠
February 20, 2025 at 10:53 PM
Boutta shower after clearing the snow from my driveway and man I'm gonna have a sick mental breakdown in there 🫠
Someone please convince my brain to shut the FUCK up because I am sick of this shit
February 18, 2025 at 9:59 PM
Someone please convince my brain to shut the FUCK up because I am sick of this shit