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Merle, Queen of Crime, Prince of Birds 🏳️‍⚧️
@merletastic.bsky.social
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Small mouse in a big witch hat. Or a dog in a collar. Or a bird. Somewhere north of thirty. Jewish, nonbinary, bisexual, and entirely queer.

THIS ACCOUNT SOMETIMES GETS NSFW. 🔞
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Marceline the Vampire Queen on bass
January 24, 2024 at 3:03 AM
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unlike you i get my news from a reliable source
Muppet news flash
January 21, 2024 at 2:30 PM
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I'm just imagining "MY QUEEN!"
A photograph of Beast Wars Antagony
January 21, 2024 at 2:58 AM
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The Kel McDonald page in question! These are going above a piano, next to a big poster of a painting of a winter scene in Japan with Godzilla in the background
Photo of a comic page
January 21, 2024 at 2:54 AM
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Way back when, I got the original art of a Wapsi Square strip (by @pablowapsi.com). Finally FINALLY got it framed! It's going to go on the wall right by a @kelmcdonald.bsky.social original page (from Cautionary Fabled and Fairy Tales: Africa Edition)
January 21, 2024 at 2:22 AM
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I don't play MtG and haven't for a looong time, but...
Magic the Gathering card: Greasefang, Okiba Boss. The card art depicts a blonde ratgirl riding a hoverbike. Legendary Creature-Rat Pilot. 1W 1B 1U, 4/3. At the beginning of combat on your turn, return target Vehicle card from your graveyard to the battlefield. It gains haste. Return it to its owner's hand at the beginning of your next end step.
January 21, 2024 at 2:13 AM
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If you see this, post a rabbit.

(Flagging for nonsexual nudity. Art by @izra.bsky.social )
A nude Viera - a rabbitlike humanoid woman - with red-brown hair and tall, lapine ears, pince-nez, vaguely brown skin, and a bright green pendant. She sits back against a wall, legs spread, with a green book held in one hand and obscuring the space between her legs.
January 20, 2024 at 4:37 PM
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follow me i look like this
Blonde elf girl whose eyes are pointing in different directions giving her an "addled" look
January 19, 2024 at 9:58 PM
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HAPPY FROG WEDNESDAY MY DUDES FRIDAY WEDNESDAY FIESTA FRIDAY
an edit of a LotR meme: Bilbo Baggins with a frog face looks at his Ring. "after all, why not? Why shouldn't I tell my dudes that it is Wednesday"? However, "wednesday" has been crudely scribbled out and replaced with "Friday"
January 19, 2024 at 4:04 PM
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Happy Frog Friday Wednesday Friday
An illustration of a realistic frog in armor holding a tiny helmet being knighted by a human hand holding a tiny sword. Text at the bottom reads "TIS WEDNESDAY, YOUR GRACE" the "WEDNES" has been scribbled out and "FRI" badly drawn in over it to make "FRIDAY"
January 19, 2024 at 3:56 PM
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Happy Wednesday My Dudes Frog Friday
A frog in formal wear sitting in a chair. Text reads "Gentlemen, it is with great pleasure I inform you that / today is Wednesday"
January 19, 2024 at 3:49 PM
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How I feel about UBI, health care, abolishing the carceral state, knowing that a lot of the people who would benefit from all of these would be hateful shitheads, Republicans, etc
Screenshot of a message from giantnerdsnake on Tumblr: "my personal desire for every one of them to eat shit and die has no place in my politics"
January 18, 2024 at 8:21 PM
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January 17, 2024 at 8:36 PM
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Thinking about Her again
Savathun the Witch Queen from Destiny. A vaguely insectoid, vaguely humanoid alien with three glowing eyes, unsettlingly skull-like jaws, and a tall, chitinous crown. Great mothlike wings spread behind her.
January 17, 2024 at 5:19 PM
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Batten Rouge's look is, no lie, an inspiration
January 17, 2024 at 2:11 AM
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I'm pulling for a Mars-style hive mind

(Image from www.project-apollo.net/mos/mos002.h... )
A monochrome picture of a woman with dark hair wearing a skintight outfit asking questions while floating in a column of light, and being answered by a voice of many overlapping voices
January 16, 2024 at 10:37 PM
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A bingo is not a diagnostic tool.

However,
Filled out autism bingo card
January 16, 2024 at 12:56 PM
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Look, I'm tired as hell right now but maybe y'all should believe Jews when they tell you something is antisemitic
January 16, 2024 at 4:26 AM
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This
January 16, 2024 at 3:43 AM
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This is what King had to say on the subject.

kinginstitute.stanford.edu/king-papers/...
Excerpt from the "Give Us the Ballot" address, linked above
January 15, 2024 at 2:58 PM
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I don't own black jeans so uh

Quote skeet your ass in black jeans
January 14, 2024 at 12:55 AM
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Finally reading Garth Nix!
Abhorsen by Garth Nix
January 13, 2024 at 3:20 PM
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I'm doing my part for that beloved UDON costume design 😜
Marvel's Next Queer Character quarterfinals, Jubilation Lee versus Anthony Masters. Taskmaster is winning 52% to 48%. An icon indicates that the user who took the screenshot voted for Tasky.
January 12, 2024 at 7:09 PM
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Hmm. No editing yet, but 300 words ain't a bad start, I think
January 12, 2024 at 5:28 PM
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Dick from a girl who looks at you like this
Cassandra from Rapunzel's Tangled Adventures
January 11, 2024 at 5:46 AM