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Burned out blockchain (EVM) engineer, security + rust + AI/ML dilettante, tabletop gamer, compassionate futurist, seasonal misandrist, wasian 🇵🇭 🏳️‍🌈.

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In case you don't understand how absurdly far ahead in the game nano banana pro is...

My prompt: "an infographic illustrating how to identify each member of BTS from one another"

Z image turbo, chatgpt 5, nano banana pro, in that order:
November 27, 2025 at 10:59 AM
"I got a 3D printer for functional prints!"

My functional prints:
November 2, 2025 at 6:03 PM
big mad
bigger mad
September 10, 2025 at 3:40 AM
damn you can't get away with nothing these days
July 20, 2025 at 5:14 AM
Before AI slop we had Chuck Tingle
July 16, 2025 at 4:37 PM
this new generation of hackers are so lazy that they won't do the market research to realize 99% of ethereum protocol developers use mac

www.reversinglabs.com/blog/malicio...
July 10, 2025 at 2:28 AM
ohhh just found this neat visualizer of LLM output token logprobs, which could be a really neat teaching tool thelackthereof.org/token-tree
July 4, 2025 at 8:34 PM
I was told that violent crime is rare in London
June 30, 2025 at 2:11 PM
I finetuned Gemma 3 1B PT (not IT) to read RSS news and react like a house cat. Runs decently (for this use-case) on a little 2W (max) ARM SBC using < 0.7GB of RAM. Small LLMs are amazing when finetuned. Takes no instructions, just a headline, and outputs perfectly structured responses every time 💪
June 6, 2025 at 3:29 PM
today I learned that people hitting thumbs up on ego-affirming responses are to blame for this annoying generation of overly flattering chat models. once again, emotionally needy dog people have blood on their hands openai.com/index/sycoph...
June 2, 2025 at 5:13 PM
ppl that didn't play the game after The Last Of Us season 3 (finally) airs
May 29, 2025 at 3:27 AM
Wish other people would just admit they found Dopey from Snow White (2025) hot. Gimme a rich short king that only speaks when spoken to 🥵
May 28, 2025 at 8:15 PM
I was on the fence about Epic Universe until night fell. It's like 10x more immersive at night. It really needs to have a midnight closing time, not 9pm.
May 15, 2025 at 5:23 PM
who knew the 2025 ASMR trend would be watching the DJI drop in real time as Trump rambles
April 7, 2025 at 7:49 PM
a very normal looking interview in crypto (not sarcasm)
March 25, 2025 at 2:44 PM
I changed my mind. Delete AI.
March 3, 2025 at 12:45 AM
good news, @dndbeyond.com is sending out Project Sigil keys!
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😩 it's windows only
February 20, 2025 at 3:25 AM
uhh I think the AI resistance on bsky may actually just be my asian mom
January 24, 2025 at 4:37 AM
serious q: how do we onboard more horses to glue factory?
January 23, 2025 at 9:51 PM
They def had me in their corner but you gotta admit that design language was 100% corporate-core
January 23, 2025 at 2:53 AM
B-but, grok is actually helpf...
January 23, 2025 at 1:39 AM
Do other fields have this issue or is it unique to crypto? Suspiciously LLM-like github contributors with hidden activity spamming very minor PRs across every popular project in the space. Is this for airdrops or something more sinister? 🤔
January 20, 2025 at 10:10 PM