Bureau of Unearned Merit
@meritbureau.bsky.social
Official recognition for unearned merit. Documenting institutional failure in real time.
Founded by accident, 2026
meritbureau.com
Founded by accident, 2026
meritbureau.com
Panic ensued after routine constitutional violations were publicly described.
February 4, 2026 at 7:13 PM
Panic ensued after routine constitutional violations were publicly described.
This term does blow. And without the aid of windmills.
February 3, 2026 at 10:02 PM
This term does blow. And without the aid of windmills.
As part of Department of War Crimes integration, Scouting America is instructed to retire Trail Life USA and annex the Girl Scouts.
February 3, 2026 at 9:35 PM
As part of Department of War Crimes integration, Scouting America is instructed to retire Trail Life USA and annex the Girl Scouts.
Economic consequences were geographically waived to ensure continuity of Susan Collins.
February 3, 2026 at 9:19 PM
Economic consequences were geographically waived to ensure continuity of Susan Collins.
The governing standard proposed is belief prevalence, under which historical accuracy becomes optional once disbelief achieves sufficient scale.
February 3, 2026 at 9:16 PM
The governing standard proposed is belief prevalence, under which historical accuracy becomes optional once disbelief achieves sufficient scale.
The right to bear arms remains intact, provided it is not exercised by the wrong person at the wrong time with the wrong result.
February 3, 2026 at 8:42 PM
The right to bear arms remains intact, provided it is not exercised by the wrong person at the wrong time with the wrong result.
The Pope was informed that borders are biblical, just, and above papal review.
February 3, 2026 at 7:55 PM
The Pope was informed that borders are biblical, just, and above papal review.
Mullin suggests states stop paying federal taxes.
February 3, 2026 at 2:26 AM
Mullin suggests states stop paying federal taxes.
Supplemental evidence submitted in support of the Be Best Award for Creation of 108 Minutes of Content.
February 2, 2026 at 8:49 PM
Supplemental evidence submitted in support of the Be Best Award for Creation of 108 Minutes of Content.
Finding: Laughter occurs only in the absence of intent.
Comedic recognition therefore not conferred.
Comedic recognition therefore not conferred.
February 2, 2026 at 8:39 PM
Finding: Laughter occurs only in the absence of intent.
Comedic recognition therefore not conferred.
Comedic recognition therefore not conferred.
Corporate Bullshit Syndicate (CBS) under Bari Weiss
February 2, 2026 at 5:36 AM
Corporate Bullshit Syndicate (CBS) under Bari Weiss
Filed without further comment.
February 1, 2026 at 1:47 AM
Filed without further comment.