If we’re gonna have ultimate surveillance for the targeted ad apocalypse, why isn’t there a service that gives me access to the ads my friends and family see so that I know exactly what gifts to buy them.
December 8, 2025 at 7:30 PM
If we’re gonna have ultimate surveillance for the targeted ad apocalypse, why isn’t there a service that gives me access to the ads my friends and family see so that I know exactly what gifts to buy them.
Do you put a fake name, email, and zip code into the Starbucks WiFi login or are you a loser
November 21, 2025 at 4:45 PM
Do you put a fake name, email, and zip code into the Starbucks WiFi login or are you a loser
Can’t decide if I should feel cool and proud I’m starting to get recruiting messages for founding engineer roles, or just concerned start ups are that desperate.
November 14, 2025 at 3:59 PM
Can’t decide if I should feel cool and proud I’m starting to get recruiting messages for founding engineer roles, or just concerned start ups are that desperate.
If I had to sum up my understanding of celebrities in one way, it would be the fact that in my mind, Jared Leto and Gerard Way are inexplicably the same person
November 8, 2025 at 7:01 AM
If I had to sum up my understanding of celebrities in one way, it would be the fact that in my mind, Jared Leto and Gerard Way are inexplicably the same person
Gonna carry this fire all the way to mid-terms
November 5, 2025 at 3:43 PM
Gonna carry this fire all the way to mid-terms
What’s riskier: posting support for Palestine or posting critique for Taylor Swift?
October 6, 2025 at 7:25 PM
What’s riskier: posting support for Palestine or posting critique for Taylor Swift?
A lifetime of being an ibuprofen household b/c of a father paranoid about liver damage and me and my sibs are still all big fuckin’ weirdos who struggle with eye contact and scratchy shirts. Make it make sense.
September 26, 2025 at 8:00 PM
A lifetime of being an ibuprofen household b/c of a father paranoid about liver damage and me and my sibs are still all big fuckin’ weirdos who struggle with eye contact and scratchy shirts. Make it make sense.
Anytime I get to apply binary search to something in the real world, I feel like a goddamn genius.
September 19, 2025 at 7:50 PM
Anytime I get to apply binary search to something in the real world, I feel like a goddamn genius.
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if Jimmy Kimmel's political humor is too hot for you to handle, I'm not sure "snowflake" even cuts it as a term of derision for the level of fragility you've achieved
September 17, 2025 at 11:00 PM
if Jimmy Kimmel's political humor is too hot for you to handle, I'm not sure "snowflake" even cuts it as a term of derision for the level of fragility you've achieved
Why do my job when I could be playing corporate satire video games? WFH quandaries…
September 15, 2025 at 8:27 PM
Why do my job when I could be playing corporate satire video games? WFH quandaries…
I’m done with discourse. From now on I only will participate in screams into pillows or the void.
September 13, 2025 at 5:41 AM
I’m done with discourse. From now on I only will participate in screams into pillows or the void.
To be clear, I condemn genocide AND political violence
September 11, 2025 at 1:33 AM
To be clear, I condemn genocide AND political violence
They say youth is wasted on the young but what about free time wasted on retired Boomers with zero curiosity.
August 31, 2025 at 5:49 PM
They say youth is wasted on the young but what about free time wasted on retired Boomers with zero curiosity.
I can’t wait for all the hipsters to get into artisanal human made web apps once we get sick of this AI shit.
August 22, 2025 at 1:51 AM
I can’t wait for all the hipsters to get into artisanal human made web apps once we get sick of this AI shit.
I do think we need to bring back slug bug punching with cyber trucks. Just punch whoever is nearest when you see one so we can all further associate them with pain.
August 7, 2025 at 11:29 PM
I do think we need to bring back slug bug punching with cyber trucks. Just punch whoever is nearest when you see one so we can all further associate them with pain.
Somehow I’ve been added to an Oklahoma library mailing list. The last time I was in Oklahoma was 2014.
July 18, 2025 at 7:28 PM
Somehow I’ve been added to an Oklahoma library mailing list. The last time I was in Oklahoma was 2014.
Not me in a job interview insinuating one of my greatest professional strengths is the jokes I make in the zoom chat during meetings.
June 6, 2025 at 9:14 PM
Not me in a job interview insinuating one of my greatest professional strengths is the jokes I make in the zoom chat during meetings.
My hot take, which formed from my perspective as a performer and dance teacher, but carries on through corporate tech, is that a leader can’t claim their company or event is successful if they are exploiting or even have the flexibility to exploit the people who work for them.
May 20, 2025 at 3:06 PM
My hot take, which formed from my perspective as a performer and dance teacher, but carries on through corporate tech, is that a leader can’t claim their company or event is successful if they are exploiting or even have the flexibility to exploit the people who work for them.
What a wondrous life it must be to be free of the kind of self consciousness that stops you from playing videos on an airplane with no headphones on.
May 17, 2025 at 7:50 PM
What a wondrous life it must be to be free of the kind of self consciousness that stops you from playing videos on an airplane with no headphones on.
Getting my upper lip threaded and wondering if this is what it is like to be tortured as a PoW
April 26, 2025 at 7:46 PM
Getting my upper lip threaded and wondering if this is what it is like to be tortured as a PoW
Someone call Alan!
I’ve got a pitch for a new reality show: 30 reality stars are stuck in a castle until they can majority vote which one of them gets to be the new pope. It’ll be called Conclave and will be hosted by Alan Cumming (of course).
April 21, 2025 at 3:00 PM
Someone call Alan!
Me, an identifying asexual, home alone, slightly tipsy, watching Doctor Odyssey, jumping up and down chanting “three-some! three-some! three-some!”
April 19, 2025 at 5:06 AM
Me, an identifying asexual, home alone, slightly tipsy, watching Doctor Odyssey, jumping up and down chanting “three-some! three-some! three-some!”
Me, an identifying asexual, at the top of my lungs in the car “CUZ BABY I’M A GIVER”
April 18, 2025 at 10:40 PM
Me, an identifying asexual, at the top of my lungs in the car “CUZ BABY I’M A GIVER”
I just got two vagina based product (literally) ads in a ROW on Instagram, so I guess having my gender set to “Disco Snail” is not subverting expectations about my anatomy quite as it was intended.
April 9, 2025 at 10:00 PM
I just got two vagina based product (literally) ads in a ROW on Instagram, so I guess having my gender set to “Disco Snail” is not subverting expectations about my anatomy quite as it was intended.
Everyone at my local Starbucks is very nice to me, but today they were playing The Greatest Showman soundtrack STRAIGHT THROUGH and I feel irrevocably betrayed.
March 27, 2025 at 8:25 PM
Everyone at my local Starbucks is very nice to me, but today they were playing The Greatest Showman soundtrack STRAIGHT THROUGH and I feel irrevocably betrayed.