mrbellek
@merijn.nu
Fuck Elon Musk. He/him. #ACAB
I'm here mostly to shitpost, to be honest.
@mrbellek@mastodon.social
https://github.com/mrbellek
I'm here mostly to shitpost, to be honest.
@mrbellek@mastodon.social
https://github.com/mrbellek
This is the most insane notification on the reddit app 🤮
November 27, 2025 at 3:41 PM
This is the most insane notification on the reddit app 🤮
Finished Alien: Earth! Well, the 9 episodes that are up on Prime right now. I hope there's more coming, it's fun they're doing something new with the Alien franchise. 👍
November 27, 2025 at 2:40 PM
Finished Alien: Earth! Well, the 9 episodes that are up on Prime right now. I hope there's more coming, it's fun they're doing something new with the Alien franchise. 👍
I'm so glad Android has this really useful feature where you can see the patch notes for your app updates at a glance. I'm also glad that app developers make proper use of this feature. 🫠
November 25, 2025 at 5:47 PM
I'm so glad Android has this really useful feature where you can see the patch notes for your app updates at a glance. I'm also glad that app developers make proper use of this feature. 🫠
@seaofthieves.com #SoTshot risky recovery
November 25, 2025 at 9:14 AM
@seaofthieves.com #SoTshot risky recovery
Finally started the RoboCop game, accidentally the right way: shooting an enemy in the dick in the first level 🫡
November 20, 2025 at 2:36 PM
Finally started the RoboCop game, accidentally the right way: shooting an enemy in the dick in the first level 🫡
!["my body is a machine that turns x into y" meme with text
[Cloudflare logo] is a machine that turns
[News headline about Cloudflare announcing Vibe-SDK]
Into
[Multiple Cloudflare errors]](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:7p5kkift2fxg5k527h3gnrmm/bafkreieh553t53dsorldwvxjmmonkmj4kepxvpezhnau4tzq3k5vozjgli@jpeg)
Cloudflare is having issues, and you know it's bad when even the status page looks like this 😬
November 18, 2025 at 12:11 PM
Cloudflare is having issues, and you know it's bad when even the status page looks like this 😬
Someone posted different formatting styles to r/ProgrammingHumor, and edits are getting posted. Things are heating up now!
November 15, 2025 at 10:29 AM
Someone posted different formatting styles to r/ProgrammingHumor, and edits are getting posted. Things are heating up now!
Steam announced a new gaming pc/console called Steam Machine and it didn't even take half an hour before it was re-christened "GabeCube" by gamers, lmao
![Comic with three panels:
Gabe: it's show and tell children, this is Steam'a new hardware
Children: GabeCube! GabeCube!
Gabe: NO!
[chanting continues]](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:7p5kkift2fxg5k527h3gnrmm/bafkreie7orwzm6ehwilpmdhitkn65xxu2s2p7co3iz2rlnqswap3gbll5m@jpeg)
November 13, 2025 at 5:30 PM
Steam announced a new gaming pc/console called Steam Machine and it didn't even take half an hour before it was re-christened "GabeCube" by gamers, lmao
Started watching Amsterdam Empire last night, after my wife suggested it. It's very fun to see Famke Janssen speaking Dutch for a change! 👍
But sometimes it feels that the only cinema we export is war movies and weed farm drama shows.
But sometimes it feels that the only cinema we export is war movies and weed farm drama shows.
November 11, 2025 at 6:57 AM
Started watching Amsterdam Empire last night, after my wife suggested it. It's very fun to see Famke Janssen speaking Dutch for a change! 👍
But sometimes it feels that the only cinema we export is war movies and weed farm drama shows.
But sometimes it feels that the only cinema we export is war movies and weed farm drama shows.
Happy 20th birthday, Guitar Hero! 🎉🎸
November 8, 2025 at 7:19 AM
Happy 20th birthday, Guitar Hero! 🎉🎸
I am not pro-AI, but this is just ludicrous! 😄
![Meme format: "stop doing [x]", but with AI, vibe coding, ridiculing it to the extreme. There's examples of vibe coders not knowing how their editor works or wonder why their AWS bills are so high for their unsecure app](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:7p5kkift2fxg5k527h3gnrmm/bafkreiejmsxurdwy2wa76dm3ih7a2pdrun2bg7avcvjcyblfhdwnnwhupa@jpeg)
November 7, 2025 at 6:59 PM
I am not pro-AI, but this is just ludicrous! 😄
Watched Groundhog Day with my kids last night and though it took a whole to get started, they liked it a lot! It's got enough slapstick jokes to keep them hooked. Absolutely fantastic movie. 👍 9/10
October 26, 2025 at 6:10 AM
Watched Groundhog Day with my kids last night and though it took a whole to get started, they liked it a lot! It's got enough slapstick jokes to keep them hooked. Absolutely fantastic movie. 👍 9/10
I'm quitting Duolingo. I don't feel like I'm learning useful Japanese, even after a 2+ year streak. The quality of the lessons has been going downhill as well, and even now I'm getting repeat lessons of words I learned in my first week. It's a waste of my time and money.
Bai bai!
Bai bai!
October 3, 2025 at 6:06 AM
I'm quitting Duolingo. I don't feel like I'm learning useful Japanese, even after a 2+ year streak. The quality of the lessons has been going downhill as well, and even now I'm getting repeat lessons of words I learned in my first week. It's a waste of my time and money.
Bai bai!
Bai bai!
#TracesOfCovid in meeting room at work
September 30, 2025 at 9:53 AM
#TracesOfCovid in meeting room at work
It's done. I'm finally free. I've had a Facebook account for SEVENTEEN years, and now it's finally gone.
Would've done this way way sooner, but I was waiting for the last app connection to allow disconnecting Facebook.
🎉
Would've done this way way sooner, but I was waiting for the last app connection to allow disconnecting Facebook.
🎉
September 29, 2025 at 9:26 AM
It's done. I'm finally free. I've had a Facebook account for SEVENTEEN years, and now it's finally gone.
Would've done this way way sooner, but I was waiting for the last app connection to allow disconnecting Facebook.
🎉
Would've done this way way sooner, but I was waiting for the last app connection to allow disconnecting Facebook.
🎉
Avoiding AI in the modern world
September 27, 2025 at 8:34 AM
Avoiding AI in the modern world
I think about this old Twitter post a lot
September 21, 2025 at 7:14 AM
I think about this old Twitter post a lot
I have Duolingo Super and a 2+ year streak, but I have half a mind to just quit alltogether if the app icon keeps making that got-dang sadface at me!!!
September 19, 2025 at 5:38 PM
I have Duolingo Super and a 2+ year streak, but I have half a mind to just quit alltogether if the app icon keeps making that got-dang sadface at me!!!
Tim Berners-Lee is rolling in his grave 😡
September 8, 2025 at 1:21 PM
Tim Berners-Lee is rolling in his grave 😡
Watched the first Chucky movie last night and this thing is a TRIP. Starts off with a cop chasing some dude, who then proceeds to escape by *transferring his soul into a toy doll????*
That's the greatest setup for a generic Evil Doll horror movie I've ever seen, we need more of this. 8/10
That's the greatest setup for a generic Evil Doll horror movie I've ever seen, we need more of this. 8/10
September 8, 2025 at 9:49 AM
Watched the first Chucky movie last night and this thing is a TRIP. Starts off with a cop chasing some dude, who then proceeds to escape by *transferring his soul into a toy doll????*
That's the greatest setup for a generic Evil Doll horror movie I've ever seen, we need more of this. 8/10
That's the greatest setup for a generic Evil Doll horror movie I've ever seen, we need more of this. 8/10
Roses are red
Bamboo growth dont stop
Bamboo growth dont stop
August 29, 2025 at 5:47 PM
Roses are red
Bamboo growth dont stop
Bamboo growth dont stop
Interrupted my vacation to post this, pay attention
August 26, 2025 at 2:51 PM
Interrupted my vacation to post this, pay attention
