@meri-meltdowns.bsky.social
For my next trick i shall drink an entire bottle of wine in the bath ✨️
December 20, 2025 at 10:55 PM
For my next trick i shall drink an entire bottle of wine in the bath ✨️
Its actually so stressful trying to avoid AI I feel like I cant even wipe my ass without getting a pop up ad for a new AI toilet so it can talk you through it 😭😭😭
December 20, 2025 at 10:11 PM
Its actually so stressful trying to avoid AI I feel like I cant even wipe my ass without getting a pop up ad for a new AI toilet so it can talk you through it 😭😭😭
No babe I cant go to sleep there's moonlight to bathe in goddammit 😤✨️🌕
December 5, 2025 at 1:09 AM
No babe I cant go to sleep there's moonlight to bathe in goddammit 😤✨️🌕
I wish I was happy in my body
November 29, 2025 at 3:26 PM
I wish I was happy in my body
Still thinking about how a man at work today picked up the garnish went "I'm not being funny but feel that" and dropped it into my hand 😭😭😭
November 29, 2025 at 1:33 AM
Still thinking about how a man at work today picked up the garnish went "I'm not being funny but feel that" and dropped it into my hand 😭😭😭
I'm mad you're asleep,
I'm mad its been a long day,
I'm tired.
You sleep.
I'm mad you're touching me,
I'm mad you don't know that you are,
I'm tired.
You sleep.
I'm mad, its morning now,
I'm mad sleep still holds you,
I'm mad that soon I have to leave,
I'm mad you're not here,
I'm here.
You sleep.
I'm mad its been a long day,
I'm tired.
You sleep.
I'm mad you're touching me,
I'm mad you don't know that you are,
I'm tired.
You sleep.
I'm mad, its morning now,
I'm mad sleep still holds you,
I'm mad that soon I have to leave,
I'm mad you're not here,
I'm here.
You sleep.
November 22, 2025 at 1:24 PM
I'm mad you're asleep,
I'm mad its been a long day,
I'm tired.
You sleep.
I'm mad you're touching me,
I'm mad you don't know that you are,
I'm tired.
You sleep.
I'm mad, its morning now,
I'm mad sleep still holds you,
I'm mad that soon I have to leave,
I'm mad you're not here,
I'm here.
You sleep.
I'm mad its been a long day,
I'm tired.
You sleep.
I'm mad you're touching me,
I'm mad you don't know that you are,
I'm tired.
You sleep.
I'm mad, its morning now,
I'm mad sleep still holds you,
I'm mad that soon I have to leave,
I'm mad you're not here,
I'm here.
You sleep.
Love Christmas parties I'm clearing in the buffet food just as some guy starts daring a woman to stick her finger in the mint and yoghurt dressing 🤢😭
November 21, 2025 at 11:45 PM
Love Christmas parties I'm clearing in the buffet food just as some guy starts daring a woman to stick her finger in the mint and yoghurt dressing 🤢😭
Having to stay for my whole shift bc im good at my job but im not even good at my job any more I hate it 😭✨️
November 17, 2025 at 12:54 AM
Having to stay for my whole shift bc im good at my job but im not even good at my job any more I hate it 😭✨️
Dont understand why ur getting on coke to come to a restaurant and shit on wait staff???
November 16, 2025 at 6:54 PM
Dont understand why ur getting on coke to come to a restaurant and shit on wait staff???
Accidentally went out hyper femme and immediately stopped being able to talk to everyone because it shouldve been a masc day 😭
November 15, 2025 at 1:41 AM
Accidentally went out hyper femme and immediately stopped being able to talk to everyone because it shouldve been a masc day 😭
My dog has a bachelors in maximum spatial occupation of usually insignificant mass 🎓✨️
November 14, 2025 at 1:25 AM
My dog has a bachelors in maximum spatial occupation of usually insignificant mass 🎓✨️
Trying so hard to act like I'm not in love n then my aunt pulls out the old "oh you've gone all doe eyed" 😭 listen okay it really is as simple as a goodnight message damn
November 8, 2025 at 11:56 PM
Trying so hard to act like I'm not in love n then my aunt pulls out the old "oh you've gone all doe eyed" 😭 listen okay it really is as simple as a goodnight message damn
Why do fancy establishments always have the worst... crumbiest... most stripping "conditioning shampoo" in existence 😭
November 8, 2025 at 4:36 PM
Why do fancy establishments always have the worst... crumbiest... most stripping "conditioning shampoo" in existence 😭
Heard my first Christmas song 😭 Halloween isn't even cold yet 😭😭😭
November 8, 2025 at 8:51 AM
Heard my first Christmas song 😭 Halloween isn't even cold yet 😭😭😭
Every time I'm walking through London someone will stop and compliment me n it honestly makes my day
November 7, 2025 at 4:07 PM
Every time I'm walking through London someone will stop and compliment me n it honestly makes my day
All this beat for what??? He's bald bitch get a grip 😭✨️
January 21, 2025 at 4:11 PM
All this beat for what??? He's bald bitch get a grip 😭✨️
✨️Shaving is so sisyphean✨️
I say folding my body into an abstract celtic knot
I say folding my body into an abstract celtic knot
January 21, 2025 at 2:00 PM
✨️Shaving is so sisyphean✨️
I say folding my body into an abstract celtic knot
I say folding my body into an abstract celtic knot
Hate when an extra from season 3 of your life decides to make a cameo in season 5 ✨️ur drunk go home✨️
January 12, 2025 at 11:27 PM
Hate when an extra from season 3 of your life decides to make a cameo in season 5 ✨️ur drunk go home✨️
At the end of the day I'd rather have slightly pissy flaps than a slightly shitty bumhole✨️
January 5, 2025 at 1:59 PM
At the end of the day I'd rather have slightly pissy flaps than a slightly shitty bumhole✨️
In love with so many women BUT OBSESSED WITH THIS ONE BALD MAN FOR WHAT
December 25, 2024 at 2:16 AM
In love with so many women BUT OBSESSED WITH THIS ONE BALD MAN FOR WHAT