What the actual fuck does Schmetz have to do to get some goddamn respect from the league? This is ridiculous.
October 23, 2025 at 9:33 PM
What the actual fuck does Schmetz have to do to get some goddamn respect from the league? This is ridiculous.
“New Jersey just became
The 14th state to legalize [human] composting!” is a thing I nearly shouted at a coworker yesterday, so, yeah, I am this frog.
The 14th state to legalize [human] composting!” is a thing I nearly shouted at a coworker yesterday, so, yeah, I am this frog.
October 2, 2025 at 10:01 PM
“New Jersey just became
The 14th state to legalize [human] composting!” is a thing I nearly shouted at a coworker yesterday, so, yeah, I am this frog.
The 14th state to legalize [human] composting!” is a thing I nearly shouted at a coworker yesterday, so, yeah, I am this frog.
Gonna try American Turkey flavored Cheetos.
September 29, 2025 at 8:22 PM
Gonna try American Turkey flavored Cheetos.
*snort*
Thanks, Wordlebot
Thanks, Wordlebot
July 29, 2025 at 9:40 PM
*snort*
Thanks, Wordlebot
Thanks, Wordlebot
I love Sammy in the old jersey 😍
July 17, 2025 at 3:18 AM
I love Sammy in the old jersey 😍
Seems like if Starfire is good enough for FIFA ads it should be good enough for us to have matches there for things like, say, Open Cup 👀
June 3, 2025 at 3:44 PM
Seems like if Starfire is good enough for FIFA ads it should be good enough for us to have matches there for things like, say, Open Cup 👀
If I still did fantasy MLS my team name would be Stoppage Time Nouhou Goal
May 4, 2025 at 5:08 AM
If I still did fantasy MLS my team name would be Stoppage Time Nouhou Goal
Reskeet with an image of your favorite James Bond (wrong answers only)
April 13, 2025 at 5:12 AM
Reskeet with an image of your favorite James Bond (wrong answers only)
Unspoken Water is the name of my Enya/Loreena McKennitt cover band
March 12, 2025 at 4:40 AM
Unspoken Water is the name of my Enya/Loreena McKennitt cover band
25% less sodium. (I’m pretty sure.)
June 18, 2024 at 4:16 AM
25% less sodium. (I’m pretty sure.)