Don't tell the law schools since this is a dumb reason to go, but I do kind of want my life's mission to be making Elon's life as difficult as I personally can

Alternatively, you can basically blame Elon for all of this, so, you know, la vendetta

Look at a data science job? That job market collapses

Try to get a job with the federal government? Hiring freeze and the dismantling of public service

Job at a nonprofit? Federal grant funding gets frozen (pending lawsuit)

Law school? University funding and the DoE go poof