Sometimes a convo on one app turns into the kind of conversation you’d usually have on another app. Do I switch apps to continue or are we going to keep talking about it, here, where I doom scroll? When is the appropriate point of a trauma dump to start sending you a ‘real or cake’ video?
December 12, 2025 at 3:16 AM
Sometimes a convo on one app turns into the kind of conversation you’d usually have on another app. Do I switch apps to continue or are we going to keep talking about it, here, where I doom scroll? When is the appropriate point of a trauma dump to start sending you a ‘real or cake’ video?
1. Trying to find a navy blue tank top in November is impossible.
2. Speedwalking through the mall on a weekday evening is actually pretty great exercise and got me to my step goal. Maybe it’s time for me to let go of my mall-walker grudge.
2. Speedwalking through the mall on a weekday evening is actually pretty great exercise and got me to my step goal. Maybe it’s time for me to let go of my mall-walker grudge.
November 12, 2025 at 3:51 AM
1. Trying to find a navy blue tank top in November is impossible.
2. Speedwalking through the mall on a weekday evening is actually pretty great exercise and got me to my step goal. Maybe it’s time for me to let go of my mall-walker grudge.
2. Speedwalking through the mall on a weekday evening is actually pretty great exercise and got me to my step goal. Maybe it’s time for me to let go of my mall-walker grudge.
Sweaty banjoist/singer sticking the pick to his sweaty forehead for a verse is a real ACL vibe.
October 4, 2025 at 11:16 PM
Sweaty banjoist/singer sticking the pick to his sweaty forehead for a verse is a real ACL vibe.
Two truths and a lie but it’s the Jeopardy contestants introducing themselves.
a man says it 's a tricky one on a blue background
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September 19, 2025 at 2:25 AM
Two truths and a lie but it’s the Jeopardy contestants introducing themselves.
My senior cat has recently learned that she can get my attention by stepping on the ceiling fan remote control when I’m trying to go to sleep.
September 4, 2025 at 2:51 AM
My senior cat has recently learned that she can get my attention by stepping on the ceiling fan remote control when I’m trying to go to sleep.
It’s super cool how YouTube will put an ad break IN THE MIDDLE OF A GD SONG
August 28, 2025 at 2:24 AM
It’s super cool how YouTube will put an ad break IN THE MIDDLE OF A GD SONG
Devil Wears Prada but I fast forward through the parts where her boyfriend and friends are total assholes.
August 14, 2025 at 11:30 PM
Devil Wears Prada but I fast forward through the parts where her boyfriend and friends are total assholes.
Sleeping in the guest room just for fun. It’s a lot warmer in here than in my bedroom.
August 12, 2025 at 3:11 AM
Sleeping in the guest room just for fun. It’s a lot warmer in here than in my bedroom.
No one is talking about how mattress commercials show people doing normal mattress activities in normal bed settings but there are never sheets on the mattress. I mean, I understand they are trying to sell the mattress, but it’s not realistic. A child and a dog on an unmade bed?
August 5, 2025 at 4:15 AM
No one is talking about how mattress commercials show people doing normal mattress activities in normal bed settings but there are never sheets on the mattress. I mean, I understand they are trying to sell the mattress, but it’s not realistic. A child and a dog on an unmade bed?
Charms don’t work on snakes because they have no ears.
August 2, 2025 at 6:04 PM
Charms don’t work on snakes because they have no ears.
The scene in Oklahoma! where Curley tries to convince Jud to kill himself is macabre af.
July 12, 2025 at 1:35 AM
The scene in Oklahoma! where Curley tries to convince Jud to kill himself is macabre af.
Maybe the only good reason to get married again would be so I don’t have to be the one who deals with spiders.
July 2, 2025 at 2:44 AM
Maybe the only good reason to get married again would be so I don’t have to be the one who deals with spiders.
Stevie Nicks staring directly at Lindsey Buckingham, with her back to the audience during the 1997 live recording of The Chain, while she sings, “And if you don't love me now, you will never love me again.”
May 29, 2025 at 10:25 PM
Stevie Nicks staring directly at Lindsey Buckingham, with her back to the audience during the 1997 live recording of The Chain, while she sings, “And if you don't love me now, you will never love me again.”
Point of pride: hacking hotel thermostats to go below 65.
May 4, 2025 at 4:53 PM
Point of pride: hacking hotel thermostats to go below 65.
Looking for that one black piece of clothing in the pile of black clothing.
April 29, 2025 at 2:16 PM
Looking for that one black piece of clothing in the pile of black clothing.
Doldrum is a word, right? Or must it always be plural?
April 10, 2025 at 4:20 AM
Doldrum is a word, right? Or must it always be plural?
I am 40 years old and my parents are still my emergency contacts.
March 20, 2025 at 2:13 AM
I am 40 years old and my parents are still my emergency contacts.
Things I adulted today.
- scheduled my first mammogram
- started my application for a fellowship and a second master’s degree
- scheduled my first mammogram
- started my application for a fellowship and a second master’s degree
February 28, 2025 at 1:48 AM
Things I adulted today.
- scheduled my first mammogram
- started my application for a fellowship and a second master’s degree
- scheduled my first mammogram
- started my application for a fellowship and a second master’s degree
My cat gets treats right before bed every night. It’s her favorite routine. Today I am out of treats and she does not understand. She makes circles on my lap, purring, cajoling with guileless eyes. I have no solution.
February 18, 2025 at 3:29 AM
My cat gets treats right before bed every night. It’s her favorite routine. Today I am out of treats and she does not understand. She makes circles on my lap, purring, cajoling with guileless eyes. I have no solution.
My secret shame: taco salad in the fried tortilla shell. No salsa or anything. Iceberg, shredded cheese, guacamole
February 5, 2025 at 6:47 PM
My secret shame: taco salad in the fried tortilla shell. No salsa or anything. Iceberg, shredded cheese, guacamole
Bring back telling people to “have a Coke and a smile” as an insult.
January 20, 2025 at 1:33 AM
Bring back telling people to “have a Coke and a smile” as an insult.
So.
I bought a pair of reading glasses today.
I bought a pair of reading glasses today.
January 15, 2025 at 2:00 AM
So.
I bought a pair of reading glasses today.
I bought a pair of reading glasses today.