Texted me too. I love what you did Cory but I am not ready to open my check book

I almost broke my phone when I got a text yesterday asking me for money!

He sure changed his tune quickly, wonder who got to him

Apparently the warranty says it’s not a boat but Elon has claimed it can go across rivers 😂😂

He conveniently leaves out that the 250% tariffs kick in after we’ve reached a specific dollar amount that we don’t come close to but hey facts don’t matter anymore

Get me off this roller coaster