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mercuryswell.bsky.social
🌸🌴 Mercury's Well🌴🌸
@mercuryswell.bsky.social
Mercury's Well are a 3-piece vibrant & progressive death-metal band from Reading, UK
🌸🌴Curators of Summer Bash🌴🌸 (Reading's no. 1 metal beach party)

https://linktr.ee/mercuryswellband
November 20, 2025 at 10:59 AM
Help I've caught
ConDJUNTivitus
(Idk I couldn't think of a good pun, whatever)
November 19, 2025 at 7:19 PM
Cancelled my Spotify and they 'made' a gross AF cringe "sorry you're leaving" playlist.
November 10, 2025 at 7:39 AM
Blocked about a billion of these shite profiles on our band socials about a year ago.

After a short period of quiet, the algorithm decided what I really needed was some utter tripe again.

Almost like there's a new subscription service coming soon where you can get a better version for money? Naaah
October 11, 2025 at 8:29 AM
Back on my album 2 bullshit 😂
September 29, 2025 at 8:13 PM
Perpetually true of all works we do
September 24, 2025 at 1:54 PM
Monday morning coffee mug agrees
September 8, 2025 at 7:47 AM
Posting here as well, we're raising money for Blood Cancer UK. If you're in the area, come down if not, and you might like to donate there's some links in the comments 💜
August 31, 2025 at 7:10 PM
You too, huh?
July 19, 2025 at 6:39 PM
Just over a week left until this absolute blinder with @hiddenmothers.bsky.social at the top billing 🌺🌴🦈
July 18, 2025 at 6:17 PM
Instead of engaging with posts on Facebook, you can now just ask an AI for its approximate reaction to it instead.

Dismal.
June 9, 2025 at 8:19 PM
The tickets for our all dayer are MUCH cheaper than the Metallica tour ones 😎

Just in case you fancy...something? 🥺😍
May 30, 2025 at 3:06 PM
Why is "steal" inserted in quotation marks here? If the company is using copyrighted information, assets etc. without permission how is that not tantamount to theft?
May 27, 2025 at 11:13 AM
The song in meme form
May 23, 2025 at 3:18 PM
In a world of dogshit AI event posters, count on us to never do that.

Instead, we'll rip off an anime we love, and do everything else by hand:
May 22, 2025 at 1:42 PM
Town crier, I'd like to ask you a few questions:
May 14, 2025 at 2:31 PM
Meta fucking sucks.
"Do you want to see the bands you follow? Or should we show you more utter cack you're not interested in?"
Gee, I dunno...
May 12, 2025 at 3:29 PM
When you tell the robot you want to speak to an advisor and it says "okay, what can I help you with"
May 8, 2025 at 8:59 AM
In fact, I'd rather not use social media at all.

From now on all band news will be sent via carrier pigeon.
April 10, 2025 at 9:18 PM
Posters came through very cool, got some up today.

...diablo to celebrate? 😈
April 8, 2025 at 10:25 PM
But what if... I were to drink deep the poison of Mercury's Well?
Ho ho ho, delightfully devilish SeyMWour
March 27, 2025 at 9:28 PM
WAVE 3 BABY 🌊
We're very excited to have @hiddenmothers.bsky.social headlining our event later this year.

Tickets available now via skiddle:
www.skiddle.com/e/40534088
March 22, 2025 at 8:27 PM
Second wave announcement
3 still to be announced...
Any guesses?
March 15, 2025 at 7:12 PM
First bands announced for our Summer Bash this year, very excited to be sharing the stage with some old friends again 🥰
March 8, 2025 at 6:45 PM
Is it just me or does MWell's posters get dumber every year?
First bands announced on Saturday 🥳
March 6, 2025 at 2:19 PM