Mercury Retrobabe
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So how many more reasons do we need to remove him?
December 24, 2025 at 8:27 PM
So how many more reasons do we need to remove him?
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Klub Weirdo 2026 themes are now up on our Linktree and on our IG!
Scan the QR code or go to linktr.ee/klubweirdo 😈✨🫶🏻
Scan the QR code or go to linktr.ee/klubweirdo 😈✨🫶🏻
December 19, 2025 at 7:32 PM
Klub Weirdo 2026 themes are now up on our Linktree and on our IG!
Scan the QR code or go to linktr.ee/klubweirdo 😈✨🫶🏻
Scan the QR code or go to linktr.ee/klubweirdo 😈✨🫶🏻
Seasonal depression is kicking my ass so hard, I really don’t like Christmas time
December 14, 2025 at 8:30 PM
Seasonal depression is kicking my ass so hard, I really don’t like Christmas time
Dude people with kids are so fucking entitled. You can’t show up an hour before a place closes and expect people to cater to you because you brought your entire family at the last minute. Companies don’t owe you just because you’re on mom time while we’re on normal company time.
November 25, 2025 at 12:23 AM
Dude people with kids are so fucking entitled. You can’t show up an hour before a place closes and expect people to cater to you because you brought your entire family at the last minute. Companies don’t owe you just because you’re on mom time while we’re on normal company time.
Something is happening that I’ve been waiting YEARS for and I cannot wait to be a part of it
a woman is standing in a kitchen wearing a sweatshirt and shorts .
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November 21, 2025 at 11:58 PM
Something is happening that I’ve been waiting YEARS for and I cannot wait to be a part of it
New annoyance unlocked- obnoxiously loud whilsters. Sir youre screeching in italics shut the fuck up
November 13, 2025 at 3:28 PM
New annoyance unlocked- obnoxiously loud whilsters. Sir youre screeching in italics shut the fuck up
We had an event at work and the foster families were there, I got to see dogs I haven’t seen for a month and THEY REMEMBERED ME. I don’t give a damn if people like me but when an animal likes me I feel like a god
a white dog is yawning with its mouth open and its tongue out .
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November 9, 2025 at 11:27 PM
We had an event at work and the foster families were there, I got to see dogs I haven’t seen for a month and THEY REMEMBERED ME. I don’t give a damn if people like me but when an animal likes me I feel like a god
Dude cops are such assholes- I wait 45 minutes for this fool to come in, kill the vibe, and talk his wife out of a dog she was planning to get. Cocky arrogant prick of a man
November 6, 2025 at 7:40 PM
Dude cops are such assholes- I wait 45 minutes for this fool to come in, kill the vibe, and talk his wife out of a dog she was planning to get. Cocky arrogant prick of a man
Maybe I’m a pessimist but couples who have their profiles combined into one are weird
October 16, 2025 at 7:50 PM
Maybe I’m a pessimist but couples who have their profiles combined into one are weird
The worst part of having crappy eyes is waiting extra long for your glasses to be made and delivered. My current glasses are missing an arm and I look like a Picasso painting when I talk to clients
mr potato head says look i 'm picasso
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October 16, 2025 at 12:47 AM
The worst part of having crappy eyes is waiting extra long for your glasses to be made and delivered. My current glasses are missing an arm and I look like a Picasso painting when I talk to clients
Sometimes I hold really cute shit at work
October 11, 2025 at 9:53 PM
Sometimes I hold really cute shit at work
Not even close
October 6, 2025 at 5:59 PM
Not even close
Last night I dreamt I had 3 exotic birds instead of just one. I didn’t even take melatonin, the fuck? Would you still be my friend if I was 3 birds deep 24/7, everywhere I went?
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September 28, 2025 at 4:05 PM
Last night I dreamt I had 3 exotic birds instead of just one. I didn’t even take melatonin, the fuck? Would you still be my friend if I was 3 birds deep 24/7, everywhere I went?
Why do the loud ignorant chatty women always end up being my trainer? Dont greet me with happy patriots day then talk about how bad you feel for Charlie ks family. Shut up bitch
September 11, 2025 at 3:34 PM
Why do the loud ignorant chatty women always end up being my trainer? Dont greet me with happy patriots day then talk about how bad you feel for Charlie ks family. Shut up bitch
It’s really annoying that my late cousin has to share a death anniversary with Charlie Kirk now
September 10, 2025 at 9:56 PM
It’s really annoying that my late cousin has to share a death anniversary with Charlie Kirk now
Found a new way to get both my urge to write and to get my petty energy out in a helpful way- writing scathing complaints about corporate places that are neglecting their employees with poor work conditions. Feels great
September 7, 2025 at 5:59 PM
Found a new way to get both my urge to write and to get my petty energy out in a helpful way- writing scathing complaints about corporate places that are neglecting their employees with poor work conditions. Feels great
Making my first Saturday at the new job my bitch, really enjoying it
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September 6, 2025 at 8:43 PM
Making my first Saturday at the new job my bitch, really enjoying it
I got my first paycheck, not feeling like a useless poor loser anymor
September 4, 2025 at 12:37 AM
I got my first paycheck, not feeling like a useless poor loser anymor
So on top of being MAGA, my brother is now a proud transphobe and homophobe. So I am now proud to announce I have no longer have a brother- fuck you Dean!
August 30, 2025 at 10:53 PM
So on top of being MAGA, my brother is now a proud transphobe and homophobe. So I am now proud to announce I have no longer have a brother- fuck you Dean!
I’ve got that itch to perform again but…. Burlesque?
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August 27, 2025 at 11:22 PM
I’ve got that itch to perform again but…. Burlesque?
I start my new job tommorow, and I had $10 off at the dispensary when I went for the first time since September. Things are getting better ❤️🩹
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August 26, 2025 at 5:24 PM
I start my new job tommorow, and I had $10 off at the dispensary when I went for the first time since September. Things are getting better ❤️🩹
I got a new job and last night for the first time in a month I slept in comfortably.
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August 20, 2025 at 8:17 PM
I got a new job and last night for the first time in a month I slept in comfortably.
Friend PLEASE INVITE ME TO STUFF THIS FALL/WINTER. My social battery can only operate below 75 degrees, I’ve been a hermit since may and I’m going stir crazy
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August 16, 2025 at 11:23 PM
Friend PLEASE INVITE ME TO STUFF THIS FALL/WINTER. My social battery can only operate below 75 degrees, I’ve been a hermit since may and I’m going stir crazy
Ever since I got my appetite and taste back I’ve been craving pepperonis, garlic, pickles, vinegar, green salads, and tea with lemons. I think COVID made me Italian
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August 15, 2025 at 10:59 PM
Ever since I got my appetite and taste back I’ve been craving pepperonis, garlic, pickles, vinegar, green salads, and tea with lemons. I think COVID made me Italian
I can’t stress this enough- COVID never left, it gets stronger with each year. Please protect yourself with masks and booster shots, I don’t want to see anyone I love suffer ❤️🩹
August 14, 2025 at 4:37 PM
I can’t stress this enough- COVID never left, it gets stronger with each year. Please protect yourself with masks and booster shots, I don’t want to see anyone I love suffer ❤️🩹