Bryce
mercurygreen.bsky.social
Bryce
@mercurygreen.bsky.social
Washington state, single, knows that you didn't ACTUALLY restart your computer.

https://linktr.ee/brycemaryott
Our school uses an eRecycle service because even though I don't know anyone that can use it, doesn't mean NO ONE could use it.
June 7, 2025 at 12:02 AM
...can we get a Kickstarter with a Xxxenophile deck reprint?
May 28, 2025 at 11:54 PM
JD Vance can't vote.
Elon Musk ends up on the Autism registry.

If it wasn't for the MILLIONS of people that would be hurt, I wouldn't be sure what to wish.
April 26, 2025 at 2:37 AM
I am *required* to give my June a greenie after her SECOND walk of the day.

Dogs have rules.
April 25, 2025 at 11:11 PM
No idea why you think it's bad. You're gorgeous!
April 25, 2025 at 12:05 AM
Typo. He's giving us a golden SHOWER of stupid!
Non-consensually.
April 10, 2025 at 2:20 AM
Why does no one mention Vance since he was also in the chat?
March 26, 2025 at 3:55 PM
There was meme about a professor that gave test points if you knew the name of the person who emptied the garbage.
I address all three by name.
March 25, 2025 at 2:13 PM
...I've thought about flirting with you there for the last few years...
March 23, 2025 at 3:16 AM
...except for the titles, I wouldn't be surprised if this was Trump and Congress (and, no, he doesn't have that power)
March 23, 2025 at 3:12 AM
Mine was retail then at a hotel. Owners in both places practiced "Let's you and him fight!"
March 11, 2025 at 1:32 AM
May they have the life they deserve.
March 11, 2025 at 1:28 AM
This was someone complaining about Twitter/X
March 6, 2025 at 12:44 AM