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@mercuryal.bsky.social
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All aboard the #USSBIMBO 🚀 i’ll B ur Cap’n 💅🏻 your angle 😇… or yuor devil 😈
Friendly Neighborhood Space Ace 💖🖖🏻
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🛍️ Bimbofleet Shop: https://ussbimbo-shop-fourthwall-com-shop.fourthwall.com/
also accepting tips 💸 v e n m o @Mercuryal
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this video was a trip, for sure
notes app screenshot: key moments kathy mykleby! jerry taff! john malan! saddam hussein mentioned recession mentioned and used as a segue thick wisco accent, “oh ya know” said 3+ times increasing levels of cringe Iraq war era racism: culture as costume edition “oh ya know” said another 2, 3 times
November 11, 2025 at 7:26 AM
mercuryal.bsky.social
hehe excellent, now if you’ll excuse me…
November 11, 2025 at 2:56 AM
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Hygge-galactic: Horny on Holiday Collection’s feature design is the BIMBO/HIMBO/THEMBO Crew Sweatshirt!

This high-quality, mid-weight, ultra soft cotton/polyester blend fleece sweatshirt is available in your choice of 5 colors to keep you cozy and cunty all winter long. 💖❄️💅🏻✨
A USS Bimbo Shop promo for the BIMBO, HIMBO, and THEMBO crew style pigment dyed sweatshirts in pigmant black Alert, Command pigmant pink, Science pigmant mint, Medical pigmant light blue, and Engineering pigmant yellow. In the center is the USS BIMBO Rocket of Love logo and the shop link in bottom right corner, see comments for link.
November 11, 2025 at 2:13 AM
mercuryal.bsky.social
this clip from ads airing during WISN 12 Christmas and As The World Turns in 1991 is an interesting contrast of local MKE personalities, starting with conservative talk radio blowhard, Mark Belling, followed by generally beloved longtime meteorologist, John Malan, promoting holiday charitable giving
November 11, 2025 at 12:03 AM
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Captain Picard (from the movies) looking kinda pissed and annoyed, with caption: RICK BERMAN DELENDA EST
November 10, 2025 at 10:32 PM
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🙂↕️
November 10, 2025 at 10:19 PM
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Mercutio IS the best
November 10, 2025 at 10:07 PM
mercuryal.bsky.social
i have a few ideas, but lets see
a meme: white text on a black backdrop: post this on your profile and let your followers associate you with a fictional character that you remind them of
November 10, 2025 at 10:02 PM
mercuryal.bsky.social
before you reposted without the typo, i was gonna reply to “The Needs of The May” with,

“The May”:
Sexy Aunt May (Marisa Tomei) opens a door and makes an entrance in her tight slacks and tank top.
November 10, 2025 at 9:11 PM
mercuryal.bsky.social
yep!
Tri-color drawing overlay diagram of Spock holding his hat under his arm (outlined in blue) but just pressing slightly to keep it at his side because as Kirk hold his own hat, you can see it has a 3-D structure. Spoxk’s hat (outlined in yellow) is seen from viewer from the top so it looks like a circle, mimicking a dump truck ass at the height it’s being held at, which is slightly higher than Spock’s actual ass (outlined in red). Arrows point at each colored outline with Hat, Arm, Butt, labels.
November 10, 2025 at 8:58 PM
mercuryal.bsky.social
[marge voice] i just think he’s neat
front-facing Marge Simpson looking pleased and stoned
November 10, 2025 at 8:43 PM
mercuryal.bsky.social
it’s November 10th, the Anniversary of Worf and Jadzia!
Worf and Jadzia Dax in their red leather, traditional Klingon wedding attire and gown, and both wearing gold crowns. They embrace and turn to look into the camera. (promo photo from DS9: You Are Cordially Invited)
November 10, 2025 at 6:28 PM
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i had to report every single reply this racist account made for spreading hate speech, and they FINALLY suspended his account, but look what bluesky’s mods did BEFORE that- they hid the replies calling out the racist but NOT THE ACTUAL RACIST
Screenshot of a racist image post that a racist put under the replies of a Black woman, and their post remains visible but there’s two hidden replies to the racist, both just calling out the racist.
November 10, 2025 at 5:28 PM
mercuryal.bsky.social
The Zohran Mamdani font generator meme of a blue background with yellow gold text that reads: “For me to poop on!” Triumph the Insult Comic Dog’s head, with his signature cigar and gold bowtie, are also edited into the meme.
November 9, 2025 at 8:24 AM
mercuryal.bsky.social
can i offer you a
a shade of yellow background with black text: [number sign] FFE464 Fried Egg RGB (255, 228, 100)
November 9, 2025 at 6:53 AM
mercuryal.bsky.social
oh man, Alex, i have so many of these living in my brain, but this one may be my earliest memory of local #MKE tv
November 8, 2025 at 7:47 AM
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if you’re looking for holiday gift ideas, look no further than the USS Bimbo Shop! i just dropped lots of new MERCh including the Big Mug of BIMBO JUICE mugs (also available in HIMBO & THEMBO!) 💖🛍️🖖🏻✨
Three pairs of tall black mugs against a white backdrop, showing off the tall, white font text wrapped around the mug, which reads: BIMBO JUICE HIMBO JUICE THEMBO JUICE
November 8, 2025 at 5:56 AM
mercuryal.bsky.social
i 💖 star trek
Data, with a big burn hole in the middle of his uniform on the chest, poses with a wide-eyed, crazed smile as Riker (Frakes) leans in, equally unhinged.
November 7, 2025 at 5:48 PM
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WINTER IS CUMMING! but Bimbos can stay cozy with the HYGGE-GALACTIC: Horny on Holiday Collection in the #USSBIMBO Shop!

It’s our biggest haul yet with more mugs and new insulated tumblrs in the COSMIC CAFE, and new hats in STUNNING ACCESSORIES! 💖🖖🏻✨

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The Star Trek Voyager Crew posing for a photoshoot in the 90’s against a pink wall and a white wall, originally they were dressed in all black, but now they are badly edited over with the newest items from the USS BIMBO Shop! There’s sweatshirts, sweatpants, long sleeve skater shirts, knit caps, baseball caps, mugs, tumblers, pint glasses, and stickers with variations for Bimbos, Himbos, and Thembos in a palette of pinks, black, grey, and white, accented as well with soft yellow, green, blue, and rainbow!
November 6, 2025 at 6:05 PM
mercuryal.bsky.social
if you see this post egg
Jadzia Dax (Terry Farrell, Star Trek: Deep Space Nine) standing in Quark’s bar, holds up an egg in her hand looking forward expectantly. Caption: “Can I offer you an egg in this trying time?”
November 6, 2025 at 5:58 AM
mercuryal.bsky.social
Remember Remember
the fifth of november
dumb bimbos, sluts, and thots
i see no reason why this cozy season
should ever not be this hot 🔥💅🏻

HYGGE-GALACTIC: Horny on Holiday haul is here! Check out this new collection as well as more mugs, hats, and some stickers- now LIVE in the #USSBIMBO Shop! 💖🖖🏻✨
The Star Trek Voyager Crew posing for a photoshoot in the 90’s against a pink wall and a white wall, originally they were dressed in all black, but now they are badly edited over with the newest items from the USS BIMBO Shop! There’s sweatshirts, sweatpants, long sleeve skater shirts, knit caps, baseball caps, mugs, tumblers, pint glasses, and stickers with variations for Bimbos, Himbos, and Thembos in a palette of pinks, black, grey, and white, accented as well with soft yellow, green, blue, and rainbow!
November 5, 2025 at 5:33 PM
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now that Harleyween has come to a close, the Limited Edition Forcefield of Fantasies Collection has left the #USSBIMBO Shop- thanks to those who ordered!

but don’t fret, Puddins, i was up late putting the finishing touches on my newest Merch drop for all you Bimbos, Himbos, and Thembos out there 💖🖤
November 4, 2025 at 6:08 PM
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🏳️‍⚧️🩵🏳️‍⚧️
A Star Trek: Enterprise meme featuring Shran on the right side over a Trans Pride flag raising his glass in a toast, with caption in pastel rainbow gradient font: “SHRAN SAYS: TRANS RIGHTS” a rainbow light filter runs over the text and a snowflake frozen effect overlays everything.
November 4, 2025 at 5:38 PM
mercuryal.bsky.social
new pfp
The Dr. Manhattan blue Bimbo from the Bimbofication timeline meme walks into the blue-hued Decontamination Chamber of the Enterprise NX-01. On the glowing blue light wall in the background is a darker blue imprint of the FREE LINK icon.
November 4, 2025 at 8:46 AM
mercuryal.bsky.social
blocks and mutes also curate skylines because i do not want to be inundated with bullshit i do not give an iota of fucks about, milquetoast tech industry opinions about proliferating ai despite its massive harms included, unfortch
A take on the Dr. Manhattan meme with the classic cartoon Bimbo from the “evolution of a bimbo” meme. A figure on the left labeled “AI SHIT” in the distance disintegrates before us, as their speech bubble still hangs pathetically in the air above the dematerializing body: “PAY ATTENTION TO ME!”. The blue tinged bimbo, now with pink sparkly hammer and sickles on her fabulous breasts laughs as his wide eyes evaporate: “LOL, NO”.
November 3, 2025 at 8:22 PM