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mercurius george
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lol

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November 11, 2025 at 6:10 PM
if i'm right i will live off that thrill for years

mundane predictions are so hard - you can get the vibes but so many important things feel like a coin toss

if we were court astrologers we probably would have lost our heads (or at least our status) years ago
November 11, 2025 at 5:59 PM
lol i feel you

i was just joking in an astro group chat that maybe with this mercury rx-mars situation, johnson will try to convene the house but so many people can't get to DC on time that the bill fails
November 11, 2025 at 5:48 PM
unfortunately i think it's more likely "democrats were winning the PR game in the shutdown and maybe could have gotten some concessions on ACA tax credit extension but then the senators threw in the towel"

(though i don't really think GOP would have ever caved on the ACA)
November 11, 2025 at 5:42 PM
intriguing
November 10, 2025 at 11:14 PM
i'm heartened that people are generally rooting for the 2nd one, embracing that the astrology is what it is and doesn't need to be sanitized for our comfort
November 10, 2025 at 7:52 PM
definitely
November 10, 2025 at 7:51 PM
😆
November 10, 2025 at 7:40 PM
it's all about the capital K
November 10, 2025 at 4:26 PM
just realized this is how i chose to spend my time during this applying moon-jupiter conjunction which is a very auspicious transit for me 🥲
November 10, 2025 at 4:20 AM
also, excellent work
November 10, 2025 at 2:32 AM
marsograde is definitely a lot more palatable than marstrograde, which might be a dealbreaker
November 10, 2025 at 2:31 AM
alt nickname: mercury in red gatorade
November 10, 2025 at 2:17 AM
for a second i thought hormiga meant bee (pretty unforgivable considering i was literally a spanish major...i blame mercury rx in sag? 😏)

which painted a confusing and hilarious picture
November 10, 2025 at 2:15 AM
is that your alt nickname or are you telling me that my nicknames will incur the wrath of the gods?

both make sense
November 10, 2025 at 2:09 AM
my wife (borat voice):

"[mercury marstrograde] is like a peanut butter marshmallow sandwich...with sand in it"
November 10, 2025 at 1:55 AM
coca tea is absolutely the bee's knees
November 9, 2025 at 3:39 PM
yes, his whole brand is basically wholesome monster redemption
November 6, 2025 at 11:26 PM
jfc
November 6, 2025 at 8:10 PM
i watched til he said 9:50am and now i'm done lol
November 6, 2025 at 5:19 PM