There is a definite race to the bottom with these deadly numbskulls - an effort to show who can be just as rotten to the core as Mango Mussolini himself. Trump’s “Cabinet” - a bigger hive of villainy and dishonour has yet to be seen.

If only “warrior” Hesgeth would turn his blurred vision to battling the bottle, rather than battling those conjured up in Trump’s swamp-fevered pea-brain, we might all sleep a little better of a night.

Literally everything Trump touches or is involved with is any one or more of the following:

* An abject failure;
* Turns to dung;
* Incomprehensible;
* Spiteful;
* Illegal;
* Laughable;
* Bigoted;
* Wilfully ignorant;
* Ill-informed;
* Tacky.

Every. Damn. Thing.

Like putting an arsonist in charge of a fireworks factory. Reverse Midas touch with Mango Mussolini - everything he touches turns to manure.

3?! Now steady on. There’s only so much that even a stable genius can do. Like stopping wars between Armenia and Neptune. Or giving a shout out to Nambia. He must be exhausted.