One thing I learnt from being on holiday — get yourself a hotel room with mood lighting 💅

Nothing more accurate than Charles Boyle being on my list 💅

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So a miracle happened before I went away. I wondered why my 'empty' suitcase was heavy, open it up and, lo and behold, all my ✨naughty✨ stuff falls out! Thanks past Merch Dad, only took me four months to find it 🥲

Also, hi, I'm back?

Me? I’m my own muse 🎨
#art #selfportriat #selflove

Is the #booktrend still a thing or am I too late?

Fell down the stairs last week, let's just say I'm grateful to be heavily padded i.e. my big butt

You've completed her side quest, the maiden offers you a reward, continue? 💖

Make it pink, make it blue 🩷🩵 #underwear #underwearselfie

This enchanting maiden offers you a side quest, do you accept? ✨

The realisation that I moved house and cannot find the bag that has my ✨naughty✨ stuff in... I had two new mini vibrators in there that I hadn't had chance to play with 🥲

When you're getting horny and the MeChat story hits to be continued...

Happy Valentine’s Day to all the singletons out there (me included), if you’re feeling lonely, you're welcome to dream of me tonight 😘