SLDJFG i couldn't do this to him. he's been through too much... like... posers and jocks, idk.

My wonderful friend the fork in this beautiful kitchen 🙏🙏🙏

Anyway. So so seriously. Immediately evac. Dont gather your things. If it's a matter of dignity, nab a towel or coat as you leave. Consider putting your wallet, keycard and phone in a specific and easy to grab location before sleeping. Anything you need to search for? Leave it.

I am extremely impressed by the quality of the response from the staff and how perfectly the fire doors kept the smoke contained (the hallway smells makes me gag but the second my door closes there's NOTHING).

I'm going to get on my "used to be a fire safety engineer" horse and say so so seriously that you should always assume a fire alarm is the real deal. Public spaces have to factor in delayed alarm response to their available safe egress time but. Don't rely on that.