a wild gengar
mercenarymimic.bsky.social
a wild gengar
@mercenarymimic.bsky.social
a reclusive sweetheart who likes snakes. and mimics.
describing the current weather
November 26, 2025 at 3:16 PM
Apartment policy is to pre-kill your trees before you bring em in. Mhm mhm.
November 25, 2025 at 11:04 PM
Thinking about chores I gotta do and remembering this hit me like a ton of bricks.. taking the recycling down is going to be awful.
November 25, 2025 at 6:57 AM
One of the few times I actually park in a proper spot for it...
November 13, 2025 at 11:43 PM
I don't know what he did.
November 13, 2025 at 11:40 PM
November 12, 2025 at 12:23 AM
November 11, 2025 at 5:21 PM
thinking about sekiro randomizer again.
November 10, 2025 at 3:05 AM
situational awareness is difficult sometimes.
November 8, 2025 at 7:04 AM
I know it’s just the publisher and category, but I can’t help thinking about what crimes penguins would be doing in the 30’s
November 2, 2025 at 4:33 PM
October 30, 2025 at 8:07 PM
Saw last weekend. Little baby… they were so cute..
October 26, 2025 at 6:55 AM
the moment i saw there was a pirate outfit, of course I did
October 26, 2025 at 6:03 AM
I don’t know why they decided this dude specifically had to get van’d like that. But goddamn dude.
October 17, 2025 at 7:47 AM
On my work laptop. This button can go right to hell.
1 cause it’s ai, 2 because now I can’t just one-hand ctrl-home, ctrl-end.
October 15, 2025 at 6:14 PM
"Your loans were transferred to us now! You'll have to make a new account and start payments"
...
dude you're the same goddamn thing, why do I have to do anything?
October 13, 2025 at 6:21 PM
holy fuck I can't believe they got me with this..
October 6, 2025 at 4:47 AM
me and myself and also me and me again and yep still me..
cloning is fun.
rest in peace otep, died for our cause. my cause. which is I don't know yet cause I need to get more story progress.
October 3, 2025 at 8:43 PM
how it started, what it became, and how it had to end to save the game performance.
giving me a knife that summons clockwork beetles that I powered with blood was a good time.
cloning myself and giving them copies of that knife also powered with blood was a great time.
but all good times must end.
September 29, 2025 at 6:39 AM
About died but then looked on the floor and the piece was right there
September 26, 2025 at 5:01 PM
I’m at the part where I find 2-3 pieces and then gotta lean back in my chair just to relax a sec. this is hell
September 25, 2025 at 4:36 AM
This puzzle is maybe a lot harder than the snake one…
September 22, 2025 at 5:00 PM
For all my frustration with golgotha and glotrot, I gotta say, smiling pretty big at getting the regeneration mutation as the very next pick. also currently have a knife fueled by blood so that’s neat.
September 10, 2025 at 11:25 PM
we had two scout effigies so I grabbed Iris and jumped off the peak
September 6, 2025 at 4:23 AM
I've definitely lost rounds by going for this too much but at the same time, it's too funny to me to not.
August 20, 2025 at 6:23 PM