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*Spending the lives of others to benefit the Norwegian people
...goes the noble lie, of course.
...goes the noble lie, of course.
November 14, 2025 at 3:18 AM
*Spending the lives of others to benefit the Norwegian people
...goes the noble lie, of course.
...goes the noble lie, of course.
Witch lady.
October 23, 2025 at 11:52 PM
Witch lady.
Bevara, huh. That's the name of those clips from Ikea that you use to seal half-finished bags of chips.
October 21, 2025 at 10:55 PM
Bevara, huh. That's the name of those clips from Ikea that you use to seal half-finished bags of chips.
It was hastily retconned to be paintballs filled with cherry jam, fired by multiple simultaneous gunmen acting independently of each other. Or at least that's what "The Man" wants you to believe.
October 16, 2025 at 12:38 AM
It was hastily retconned to be paintballs filled with cherry jam, fired by multiple simultaneous gunmen acting independently of each other. Or at least that's what "The Man" wants you to believe.
Judy becomes a politician and suddenly has the back part of her skull transported several feet away from the front while riding in a motorcade.
October 15, 2025 at 1:00 PM
Judy becomes a politician and suddenly has the back part of her skull transported several feet away from the front while riding in a motorcade.
Ahem, *former* boss, Bev.
October 12, 2025 at 4:29 PM
Ahem, *former* boss, Bev.
That's precisely the video I was referencing :)
September 28, 2025 at 1:46 AM
That's precisely the video I was referencing :)
"Isn't that right, Bubble?"
"That's right, bitch! Suck me off until you're fucking dead."
"Fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck, hold on, bitch!"
"That's right, bitch! Suck me off until you're fucking dead."
"Fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck, hold on, bitch!"
September 24, 2025 at 2:35 PM
"Isn't that right, Bubble?"
"That's right, bitch! Suck me off until you're fucking dead."
"Fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck, hold on, bitch!"
"That's right, bitch! Suck me off until you're fucking dead."
"Fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck, hold on, bitch!"
What an amazing boss. Good on them.
August 26, 2025 at 4:02 PM
What an amazing boss. Good on them.
"Fine and Dandy" sung on repeat would be a better accompaniment:
Family Guy : Jesus' magic trick
YouTube video by AxeL R
youtu.be
August 5, 2025 at 9:00 AM
"Fine and Dandy" sung on repeat would be a better accompaniment:
That was basically The Great Metrano's entire shtick.
August 5, 2025 at 8:56 AM
That was basically The Great Metrano's entire shtick.
"If you don't, I'll gay" 🙃
August 4, 2025 at 4:20 AM
"If you don't, I'll gay" 🙃
No sense of self-preservation.
July 21, 2025 at 1:40 PM
No sense of self-preservation.
"POMNI, I HOPE YOU BROUGHT ENOUGH FOR EVERYBODY"
June 30, 2025 at 10:48 PM
"POMNI, I HOPE YOU BROUGHT ENOUGH FOR EVERYBODY"
Technically, all he said was "One of the few things I don't have control over are your minds", and that was in relation to remembering one's original name. So mind-reading is still on the table, as is all the other players voting to alter your mind.
June 24, 2025 at 3:14 PM
Technically, all he said was "One of the few things I don't have control over are your minds", and that was in relation to remembering one's original name. So mind-reading is still on the table, as is all the other players voting to alter your mind.
"Isn't that right, Bubble?"
"That's right, bitch. Suck me off until you're fucking dead."
"That's right, bitch. Suck me off until you're fucking dead."
June 7, 2025 at 6:53 AM
"Isn't that right, Bubble?"
"That's right, bitch. Suck me off until you're fucking dead."
"That's right, bitch. Suck me off until you're fucking dead."
Happy for you, but I can't shake the feeling that Prime made this deal to create brand confusion with Apple TV+'s similarly-named-but-otherwise-completely-unrelated series, Murderbot.
May 20, 2025 at 1:32 AM
Happy for you, but I can't shake the feeling that Prime made this deal to create brand confusion with Apple TV+'s similarly-named-but-otherwise-completely-unrelated series, Murderbot.
It's Gooseworx, so it's clearly the triangular head.
May 16, 2025 at 4:28 PM
It's Gooseworx, so it's clearly the triangular head.
"Side profile Tara and Noah don't exist, they can't hurt you"
Side profile Tara and Noah:
Side profile Tara and Noah:
April 1, 2025 at 10:07 PM
"Side profile Tara and Noah don't exist, they can't hurt you"
Side profile Tara and Noah:
Side profile Tara and Noah:
Did you take this off Twitter
March 7, 2025 at 2:19 PM
Did you take this off Twitter
Schlimazel! Schlemiel!
February 18, 2025 at 11:33 AM
Schlimazel! Schlemiel!