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Pure. Genius.

Way to go @jackohman.bsky.social
September 19, 2025 at 12:28 AM
pulitzer-worthy
August 19, 2025 at 3:24 PM
August 15, 2025 at 3:44 PM
Hej, kids. it's time to print, cut, fold, and share. widely!
August 8, 2025 at 6:10 PM
with pitchrs, not wrdz.
July 22, 2025 at 8:43 PM
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July 22, 2025 at 8:25 PM
Here's a little map I made showing likely hospital closures by congressional district. Red districts have MAGA reps and Blue are, of course, Democratic. As Mitch said, the dead rural folks will "get used to it".

#MAGAts
#Hospitals
#Medicaid
July 5, 2025 at 5:14 PM
Moonrise over the Copper Mountains, NV
June 9, 2025 at 9:12 PM
what a terrible amusement park! no focus, poor service, lots of random children running around, and much smaller than i expected; how is it even in business?
May 9, 2025 at 4:13 PM
yesterday was a Good Day
#DinkyDickDon
April 16, 2025 at 9:50 PM
is this "hundreds" @kcranews.bsky.social ?
April 5, 2025 at 11:02 PM
April 5, 2025 at 11:01 PM
@kcranews.bsky.social

Title says “hundreds” when, in fact, there are thousands!
April 5, 2025 at 8:38 PM
March 14, 2025 at 4:11 PM
March 12, 2025 at 3:53 AM
March 4, 2025 at 4:10 AM
Manifesting one of my Ranch Rules: "Loud does not make Right". The one before it is "Don't follow an idiot"
March 2, 2025 at 1:40 AM
chicken-shit #lindsaygraham is hiding from his constituents!
February 28, 2025 at 8:20 PM
February 28, 2025 at 7:52 PM
stickin' it to The Man
February 11, 2025 at 7:30 PM
Muskrat Love
February 7, 2025 at 12:51 AM
guess you've been on vaca (hope it was relaxing!)

DEI is dead
USAID is dead
federal data security is dead

maybe you should step down in order to champion your pet projects and let someone with a spine stand up to the Mad Hatter and his Muskrats.
February 3, 2025 at 6:14 PM
Akash Bobba
Edward Coristine
Luke Farritor
Gautier Cole Killian
Gavin Kliger
Ethan Shaotran

Who are these kids, where do they live, and when did I authorize their security breach?

Your parents must be so very proud of you right now.
February 3, 2025 at 5:46 PM