Meredith
@meralee727.bsky.social
I’m a comedy writer and a teacher depending on the outfit and what snacks are involved. My tweets do not reflect the opinions of Punky Brewster.
Happy Thanksgiving! May your turkey be moist and may no one use that word to describe it! 🦃
November 27, 2025 at 6:16 PM
Happy Thanksgiving! May your turkey be moist and may no one use that word to describe it! 🦃
Sean Duffy talks a lot of smack for someone whose wife once kissed Puck on national television
November 26, 2025 at 4:43 PM
Sean Duffy talks a lot of smack for someone whose wife once kissed Puck on national television
So we’re all in agreement that Elmo is most likely on Epstein’s list, right? Given how badly he wanted minors to tickle him….it’s definitely sus, as the kids say.
November 23, 2025 at 5:58 PM
So we’re all in agreement that Elmo is most likely on Epstein’s list, right? Given how badly he wanted minors to tickle him….it’s definitely sus, as the kids say.
Going into this Friday with the confidence knowing that neither Lucille Ball, nor Mary Tyler Moore, nor Punky Brewster, nor the cast of Friends nor Cookie Monster are not on Epstein’s list…Frank Reynolds from It’s Always Sunny might be but he only went there to relax on a raft while eating rum ham.
November 21, 2025 at 7:12 PM
Going into this Friday with the confidence knowing that neither Lucille Ball, nor Mary Tyler Moore, nor Punky Brewster, nor the cast of Friends nor Cookie Monster are not on Epstein’s list…Frank Reynolds from It’s Always Sunny might be but he only went there to relax on a raft while eating rum ham.
Welcome to America where the President of the United States can tell a female reporter to be “quiet piggy” while at the same time trying to get late night comics fired for making fun of him.
November 19, 2025 at 5:07 PM
Welcome to America where the President of the United States can tell a female reporter to be “quiet piggy” while at the same time trying to get late night comics fired for making fun of him.
The President of the United States looked at a female reporter and said, “quiet, piggy” after she asked about the Epstein files and the White House is defending him.
Prior to 2016, I proudly knew more about pop culture than anything having to do with politics.
I miss that time.
Prior to 2016, I proudly knew more about pop culture than anything having to do with politics.
I miss that time.
November 19, 2025 at 4:42 PM
The President of the United States looked at a female reporter and said, “quiet, piggy” after she asked about the Epstein files and the White House is defending him.
Prior to 2016, I proudly knew more about pop culture than anything having to do with politics.
I miss that time.
Prior to 2016, I proudly knew more about pop culture than anything having to do with politics.
I miss that time.
One of the most difficult parts of Halloween being on a Friday is trying to figure out who’s wearing a costume and who decided to make some questionable fashion choices.
October 31, 2025 at 2:54 PM
One of the most difficult parts of Halloween being on a Friday is trying to figure out who’s wearing a costume and who decided to make some questionable fashion choices.
No one ever discusses the trauma that comes with having to plan a lesson for a middle schooler to help them understand the book that triggered you in middle school. Looking at you Hobbit and your stupid hairy toes.
October 10, 2025 at 5:23 PM
No one ever discusses the trauma that comes with having to plan a lesson for a middle schooler to help them understand the book that triggered you in middle school. Looking at you Hobbit and your stupid hairy toes.
If we’re going to start taking medical advice from former drug addicts with no medical training, I think Robert Downey Jr. over Robert Kennedy Jr. would be a better option.
September 5, 2025 at 9:05 PM
If we’re going to start taking medical advice from former drug addicts with no medical training, I think Robert Downey Jr. over Robert Kennedy Jr. would be a better option.
Ashli Babbitt will be given a military funeral showing the world that you can break the law and still be honored and in other news, Dahmer received a posthumous Michelin star for his chef skills.
August 28, 2025 at 9:57 PM
Ashli Babbitt will be given a military funeral showing the world that you can break the law and still be honored and in other news, Dahmer received a posthumous Michelin star for his chef skills.
Gen Xers were able to survive elementary school, junior high and high school without a water bottle. We didn’t drink water, we hydrated with yo mama jokes and sarcasm.
August 16, 2025 at 7:10 PM
Gen Xers were able to survive elementary school, junior high and high school without a water bottle. We didn’t drink water, we hydrated with yo mama jokes and sarcasm.
The White House is going to vet the Smithsonian so that it fits with Trump’s version of history because that’s exactly what normal, mentally stable people do. 🤦🏼♀️ He really does not want us knowing he’s in the Epstein files, does he?
August 13, 2025 at 7:00 PM
The White House is going to vet the Smithsonian so that it fits with Trump’s version of history because that’s exactly what normal, mentally stable people do. 🤦🏼♀️ He really does not want us knowing he’s in the Epstein files, does he?
Even if I opposed gay marriage, Neil Patrick Harris still wouldn’t want anything to do with me. So marry whomever the hell you want and stay off my lawn.
August 13, 2025 at 3:26 PM
Even if I opposed gay marriage, Neil Patrick Harris still wouldn’t want anything to do with me. So marry whomever the hell you want and stay off my lawn.
I miss that time in 2015 when I could say I knew more about pop culture than politics. Yes, I understand that statement is coming from a place of privilege. No, I don’t care. I miss being that naive because it meant I wasn’t crying on the inside.
August 11, 2025 at 7:43 PM
I miss that time in 2015 when I could say I knew more about pop culture than politics. Yes, I understand that statement is coming from a place of privilege. No, I don’t care. I miss being that naive because it meant I wasn’t crying on the inside.
I was under the impression that Trump was supposed to make groceries and gas cheaper but maybe he forgot about that because he’s been busy railing against South Park, Stephen Colbert, Rosie and/or anyone else who disagrees with him.
August 11, 2025 at 7:38 PM
I was under the impression that Trump was supposed to make groceries and gas cheaper but maybe he forgot about that because he’s been busy railing against South Park, Stephen Colbert, Rosie and/or anyone else who disagrees with him.
We lost 3 celebs who ran the gambut from non problematic to mildly problematic to very problematic. Regardless, it’s hard to lose men as talented as Malcom Jamal Warner, Ozzy Osbourne & Hulk Hogan. They were each at the top of their respective fields, changing television, music & wrestling. RIP ❤️
July 24, 2025 at 9:11 PM
We lost 3 celebs who ran the gambut from non problematic to mildly problematic to very problematic. Regardless, it’s hard to lose men as talented as Malcom Jamal Warner, Ozzy Osbourne & Hulk Hogan. They were each at the top of their respective fields, changing television, music & wrestling. RIP ❤️
Happy 4th of July! How about instead of being upset about the orange menace destroying the country, be grateful that you get another 4th to celebrate? To be with friends and/or family, to eat good food, drink yummy drinks. So many don’t get that opportunity. So enjoy the day!
July 4, 2025 at 1:41 PM
Happy 4th of July! How about instead of being upset about the orange menace destroying the country, be grateful that you get another 4th to celebrate? To be with friends and/or family, to eat good food, drink yummy drinks. So many don’t get that opportunity. So enjoy the day!
OJ Simpson killed so Diddy could continue his baby oil fueled freak offs filled with prostitution and sex trafficking party favors.
July 2, 2025 at 2:57 PM
OJ Simpson killed so Diddy could continue his baby oil fueled freak offs filled with prostitution and sex trafficking party favors.
Trump is selling overpriced cologne because sometimes you wanna smell like hatred and bigotry without having to tell people that you enjoy hatred and bigotry
July 1, 2025 at 3:20 PM
Trump is selling overpriced cologne because sometimes you wanna smell like hatred and bigotry without having to tell people that you enjoy hatred and bigotry
I don’t know who needs hear this but if you accidentally wash your car and house keys in the washing machine, you’ll get very clean keys that still work! Hashtag it’s me, I need to hear this.
June 20, 2025 at 5:51 PM
I don’t know who needs hear this but if you accidentally wash your car and house keys in the washing machine, you’ll get very clean keys that still work! Hashtag it’s me, I need to hear this.
What it’s like to be an educator:
Children will forget punctuation, capitalization rules and do entire worksheets without reading the directions even once but they’ll remember that one thing you told them 8 months ago on a random Tuesday.
Children will forget punctuation, capitalization rules and do entire worksheets without reading the directions even once but they’ll remember that one thing you told them 8 months ago on a random Tuesday.
June 20, 2025 at 5:49 PM
What it’s like to be an educator:
Children will forget punctuation, capitalization rules and do entire worksheets without reading the directions even once but they’ll remember that one thing you told them 8 months ago on a random Tuesday.
Children will forget punctuation, capitalization rules and do entire worksheets without reading the directions even once but they’ll remember that one thing you told them 8 months ago on a random Tuesday.
Business idea: Hire preschool and kindergarten teachers to be hostage negotiators? I mean, who better to negotiate with terrorists than someone who has experience negotiating with tiny terrorists who don’t know what negotiating means.
June 18, 2025 at 9:08 PM
Business idea: Hire preschool and kindergarten teachers to be hostage negotiators? I mean, who better to negotiate with terrorists than someone who has experience negotiating with tiny terrorists who don’t know what negotiating means.
I’m definitely one of those obnoxious birthday people but there’s a difference between “I wanna make it a week of celebrations” obnoxious and “let’s throw a birthday party for myself and tell people that I’m really celebrating the military” obnoxious.
Choose your obnoxious.
Choose your obnoxious.
June 18, 2025 at 4:04 AM
I’m definitely one of those obnoxious birthday people but there’s a difference between “I wanna make it a week of celebrations” obnoxious and “let’s throw a birthday party for myself and tell people that I’m really celebrating the military” obnoxious.
Choose your obnoxious.
Choose your obnoxious.
There’s being a big birthday person and then there’s being the kind of birthday person who decides to have a parade on his birthday under the guise of celebrating the military….and it’s not even a milestone birthday. #NoKings #TrumpParade #usmarines
June 14, 2025 at 1:58 PM
There’s being a big birthday person and then there’s being the kind of birthday person who decides to have a parade on his birthday under the guise of celebrating the military….and it’s not even a milestone birthday. #NoKings #TrumpParade #usmarines
There’s being a big birthday person and then there’s being the kind of birthday person who decides to have a parade on his birthday under the guise of celebrating the military….and it’s not even a milestone birthday.
June 13, 2025 at 5:27 PM
There’s being a big birthday person and then there’s being the kind of birthday person who decides to have a parade on his birthday under the guise of celebrating the military….and it’s not even a milestone birthday.