mephlon.bsky.social
@mephlon.bsky.social
Crumbs .
December 11, 2025 at 8:35 PM
It’ll only succeed if they go at night 🤪.
December 1, 2025 at 4:14 PM
Hah , we’ve been here for seven point pye noblinks and we saw you being Alieny several noblinks ago but stayed quiet in case you dobbed us in to the Centauri Empire and you know what they can be like.
November 20, 2025 at 8:57 PM
You’ve met my wife then !
November 9, 2025 at 1:00 PM
Yes you’re quite right . Just caught my terrier trying to let a rocket off in the kitchen. She’d strapped the new annoying puppy to it and it was pointing out of an open window.
November 5, 2025 at 6:01 PM
I thought it was a clip from ‘Uncanny’
November 3, 2025 at 3:32 PM
You are referring to Wormtongue ?
October 29, 2025 at 10:32 AM
Hiccups ! It works on hiccups too. ( wouldn’t recommend it though )
October 24, 2025 at 10:08 AM
It was the Brits. Came back to finish what they started in 1812 only this time with a pneumatic shovel.
October 23, 2025 at 8:15 PM
They dare not because the Scots would release feral Haggis on the US mainland in retaliation
October 23, 2025 at 5:09 PM
Ahh hahahahaha. Genuinely good
October 23, 2025 at 5:07 PM
What are your thoughts on the Aston Villa debacle Larry ?
October 18, 2025 at 8:05 PM
You could borrow our King Charles for a bit, just to get you over your present situation.
October 18, 2025 at 8:01 PM
Probably the mother in laws gas oven achieving escape velocity from her Southport bungalow ( they blamed the RAF for the sonic boom ) or maybe a satellite.
October 10, 2025 at 7:51 PM
And there’s me just about to send flowers.
October 8, 2025 at 6:47 PM
Tooth hurtee ?
October 8, 2025 at 12:52 PM
I’ll give him 2 months.
October 6, 2025 at 8:50 PM
Excellent.
October 6, 2025 at 4:36 PM
So did Napoleon in my book.
October 6, 2025 at 4:33 PM
What’s the chocolates half life ?
October 6, 2025 at 4:28 PM
Sorry , I thought it was The Village People 2025.
October 6, 2025 at 6:50 AM
All I can manage is ‘ Asterix’
September 28, 2025 at 7:01 AM