Turns out my ideal vacation activity is walking a long distance to visit a food place I've been eyeing for months.
November 12, 2025 at 8:01 PM
Turns out my ideal vacation activity is walking a long distance to visit a food place I've been eyeing for months.
It was nice while it lasted.
August 15, 2025 at 2:14 AM
It was nice while it lasted.
Falstaff
Body: Peak performance, tall bonus
Danger: "Bears are godless killing machines." - Stephen Colbert
Lore: FoFo flashback arc, ursine polyglot, knows what he wants
"I can fix him": No you can't; he's a bear
Body: Peak performance, tall bonus
Danger: "Bears are godless killing machines." - Stephen Colbert
Lore: FoFo flashback arc, ursine polyglot, knows what he wants
"I can fix him": No you can't; he's a bear
August 10, 2025 at 7:41 PM
Falstaff
Body: Peak performance, tall bonus
Danger: "Bears are godless killing machines." - Stephen Colbert
Lore: FoFo flashback arc, ursine polyglot, knows what he wants
"I can fix him": No you can't; he's a bear
Body: Peak performance, tall bonus
Danger: "Bears are godless killing machines." - Stephen Colbert
Lore: FoFo flashback arc, ursine polyglot, knows what he wants
"I can fix him": No you can't; he's a bear
Eddy
Body: Works out, hair of a Roman god
Danger: Can probably fight but has golden retriever personality
Lore: Actively dating single parent, Junior is a wild card
"I can fix him": Yeah, you probably can
Body: Works out, hair of a Roman god
Danger: Can probably fight but has golden retriever personality
Lore: Actively dating single parent, Junior is a wild card
"I can fix him": Yeah, you probably can
August 10, 2025 at 7:39 PM
Eddy
Body: Works out, hair of a Roman god
Danger: Can probably fight but has golden retriever personality
Lore: Actively dating single parent, Junior is a wild card
"I can fix him": Yeah, you probably can
Body: Works out, hair of a Roman god
Danger: Can probably fight but has golden retriever personality
Lore: Actively dating single parent, Junior is a wild card
"I can fix him": Yeah, you probably can
Oscar
Body: Fantastic mustache, short king
Danger: Emotionally devastating and will read you to filth
Lore: Enjoys the finer things in life, better than you and knows it
"I can fix him": Can be "on best behavior" if asked, but there's no cure for his pomposity
Body: Fantastic mustache, short king
Danger: Emotionally devastating and will read you to filth
Lore: Enjoys the finer things in life, better than you and knows it
"I can fix him": Can be "on best behavior" if asked, but there's no cure for his pomposity
August 10, 2025 at 7:35 PM
Oscar
Body: Fantastic mustache, short king
Danger: Emotionally devastating and will read you to filth
Lore: Enjoys the finer things in life, better than you and knows it
"I can fix him": Can be "on best behavior" if asked, but there's no cure for his pomposity
Body: Fantastic mustache, short king
Danger: Emotionally devastating and will read you to filth
Lore: Enjoys the finer things in life, better than you and knows it
"I can fix him": Can be "on best behavior" if asked, but there's no cure for his pomposity
Vikram
Body: Dad bod but probably secretly strong
Danger: Personification of a warm hug
Lore: Tragically underexplored, wife guy
"I can fix him": No, he can fix you
Body: Dad bod but probably secretly strong
Danger: Personification of a warm hug
Lore: Tragically underexplored, wife guy
"I can fix him": No, he can fix you
August 10, 2025 at 7:35 PM
Vikram
Body: Dad bod but probably secretly strong
Danger: Personification of a warm hug
Lore: Tragically underexplored, wife guy
"I can fix him": No, he can fix you
Body: Dad bod but probably secretly strong
Danger: Personification of a warm hug
Lore: Tragically underexplored, wife guy
"I can fix him": No, he can fix you
Pittsburgh, you're absolved of your taco sins, for the taco devil resides in continental Europe.
May 27, 2025 at 12:56 AM
Pittsburgh, you're absolved of your taco sins, for the taco devil resides in continental Europe.
The average American has three friends.
May 2, 2025 at 1:24 AM
The average American has three friends.
No Third Impact today gang
April 20, 2025 at 5:40 PM
No Third Impact today gang
God's in His Heaven. All's right with the world.
April 20, 2025 at 5:38 PM
God's in His Heaven. All's right with the world.
It's framed! Uncut sheet of the Insecta ruby deck by @lycomorpha.bsky.social.
If you like insects and especially moths, they're extremely your shit.
If you like insects and especially moths, they're extremely your shit.
April 7, 2025 at 9:45 PM
It's framed! Uncut sheet of the Insecta ruby deck by @lycomorpha.bsky.social.
If you like insects and especially moths, they're extremely your shit.
If you like insects and especially moths, they're extremely your shit.
Me, as I'm about to turn 40 and *gestures vaguely at everything*
April 6, 2025 at 11:58 PM
Me, as I'm about to turn 40 and *gestures vaguely at everything*
Oh hey! 🏳️⚧️
Managed to conquer imposter syndrome in the final minutes.
Managed to conquer imposter syndrome in the final minutes.
April 1, 2025 at 3:27 AM
Oh hey! 🏳️⚧️
Managed to conquer imposter syndrome in the final minutes.
Managed to conquer imposter syndrome in the final minutes.
I took a look at mine, and some of these were definitely unexpected. What are your top 10 games on Steam?
March 29, 2025 at 9:58 PM
I took a look at mine, and some of these were definitely unexpected. What are your top 10 games on Steam?
Silent crying as I finish The River Has Roots on my trans-Pennsylvanian train.
Demand better.
Find your way.
Demand better.
Find your way.
March 24, 2025 at 6:40 PM
Silent crying as I finish The River Has Roots on my trans-Pennsylvanian train.
Demand better.
Find your way.
Demand better.
Find your way.
The Queen's Bath warning sign is seriously my favorite warning sign of all time.
Access is nestled in a private community of lux houses, through a hole in a wired fence.
We go there, risking our lives for nature's splendor, but also in spite of people who seek to hide it from the public.
Access is nestled in a private community of lux houses, through a hole in a wired fence.
We go there, risking our lives for nature's splendor, but also in spite of people who seek to hide it from the public.
March 24, 2025 at 4:21 PM
The Queen's Bath warning sign is seriously my favorite warning sign of all time.
Access is nestled in a private community of lux houses, through a hole in a wired fence.
We go there, risking our lives for nature's splendor, but also in spite of people who seek to hide it from the public.
Access is nestled in a private community of lux houses, through a hole in a wired fence.
We go there, risking our lives for nature's splendor, but also in spite of people who seek to hide it from the public.
I mean, look at the crunchy caramelized exterior, the airy but chewy crumb, the beauty of it all
March 21, 2025 at 1:31 PM
I mean, look at the crunchy caramelized exterior, the airy but chewy crumb, the beauty of it all
