I’m a partial judge, but I do think that black cats are some of the most affectionate and good-natured 🖤

Voids are endlessly surprising 🖤

That, sir, is entrapment!

I think black cats are part vampire bat 🦇 My son also rolls over like a doofus and exposes his vampire teefs on a regular basis.

He smells like fresh linens, and yet he grooms himself with a mouth that smells like a diaper on the beach at low tide 🤢

Do we need to be in Jamie Raskin’s congressional district to sign?

Hooligans