Meowmocha
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I thought it was because mouth flesh just regenerated/healed faster. Which once led to a memorable quote from someone I went to high school with. "I wish my whole body was mouth flesh!"
February 2, 2026 at 11:04 PM
I thought it was because mouth flesh just regenerated/healed faster. Which once led to a memorable quote from someone I went to high school with. "I wish my whole body was mouth flesh!"
Let's be honest, this entire decade has sucked.
January 31, 2026 at 3:45 AM
Let's be honest, this entire decade has sucked.
Let's not talk about that. I would rather talk about...
DAY-O
DAAAAAYYYYYY-O
DAY-O
DAAAAAYYYYYY-O
a group of people standing around a table with plates of food on it
Alt: Scene from 'Beetlejuice'- dinner scene where everyone is possessed and forced to dance to 'Banana Boat (Day-O)' by Henry Belafonte.
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January 31, 2026 at 3:44 AM
Let's not talk about that. I would rather talk about...
DAY-O
DAAAAAYYYYYY-O
DAY-O
DAAAAAYYYYYY-O
Where's 'pocketful of sunshine'. 😠
January 29, 2026 at 12:35 AM
Where's 'pocketful of sunshine'. 😠
Step 1: Hit Shift+Alt+F4+F5+F6+F7+End.
Step 2: In the BIOS menu, find the MS-DOS hypertext mainframe configuration menu.
Step 3: Change the wattage of the 56th upper left capacitor to 0.672571 millijoules.
Step 5: Using binary code, reroute the voiceless alveolar lateral fricative to the VRAM.
Step 2: In the BIOS menu, find the MS-DOS hypertext mainframe configuration menu.
Step 3: Change the wattage of the 56th upper left capacitor to 0.672571 millijoules.
Step 5: Using binary code, reroute the voiceless alveolar lateral fricative to the VRAM.
January 27, 2026 at 1:14 AM
Step 1: Hit Shift+Alt+F4+F5+F6+F7+End.
Step 2: In the BIOS menu, find the MS-DOS hypertext mainframe configuration menu.
Step 3: Change the wattage of the 56th upper left capacitor to 0.672571 millijoules.
Step 5: Using binary code, reroute the voiceless alveolar lateral fricative to the VRAM.
Step 2: In the BIOS menu, find the MS-DOS hypertext mainframe configuration menu.
Step 3: Change the wattage of the 56th upper left capacitor to 0.672571 millijoules.
Step 5: Using binary code, reroute the voiceless alveolar lateral fricative to the VRAM.
I remember reading somewhere that the reason we automatically close our eyes when we sneeze is because otherwise, the force of the sneeze might make our eyes pop out of the sockets.
...And apparently it's true. 😂
...And apparently it's true. 😂
January 22, 2026 at 9:32 PM
I remember reading somewhere that the reason we automatically close our eyes when we sneeze is because otherwise, the force of the sneeze might make our eyes pop out of the sockets.
...And apparently it's true. 😂
...And apparently it's true. 😂
Calories are a unit of energy. If you deprive yourself of calories, you deprive yourself of energy.
January 22, 2026 at 9:27 PM
Calories are a unit of energy. If you deprive yourself of calories, you deprive yourself of energy.
I haven't seen this one, but I now wonder whether there's something worse than 'Ninja Nanny'. Please tell me this isn't WORSE.
Fresh oats, fresh oats...
Fresh oats, fresh oats...
January 19, 2026 at 1:06 AM
I haven't seen this one, but I now wonder whether there's something worse than 'Ninja Nanny'. Please tell me this isn't WORSE.
Fresh oats, fresh oats...
Fresh oats, fresh oats...
I was getting ready for school, arrived an hour late, and then thought, "Wait, why AM I still in school? I should have been done with this a decade ago."
January 17, 2026 at 9:32 PM
I was getting ready for school, arrived an hour late, and then thought, "Wait, why AM I still in school? I should have been done with this a decade ago."
As a kid, I used to ask my brother if I could play his snowboarding game. Do you have that one?
I'm jealous of my sims in Sims 2, because they're always playing SSX3.
I'm jealous of my sims in Sims 2, because they're always playing SSX3.
January 17, 2026 at 9:31 PM
As a kid, I used to ask my brother if I could play his snowboarding game. Do you have that one?
I'm jealous of my sims in Sims 2, because they're always playing SSX3.
I'm jealous of my sims in Sims 2, because they're always playing SSX3.
I think he had enough to drink.
January 17, 2026 at 9:16 PM
I think he had enough to drink.
My aunt was very confused one day when I randomly announced, "I just saw a dog igloo walking down the street."
Another woman appeared moments later, carrying the bottom part of the igloo.
Another woman appeared moments later, carrying the bottom part of the igloo.
January 17, 2026 at 9:11 PM
My aunt was very confused one day when I randomly announced, "I just saw a dog igloo walking down the street."
Another woman appeared moments later, carrying the bottom part of the igloo.
Another woman appeared moments later, carrying the bottom part of the igloo.
Welp, that's enough internet for the day.
January 17, 2026 at 9:04 PM
Welp, that's enough internet for the day.
Snow? What snow?
I have a feeling we're gonna have little or no snow here this year. (sigh)
I have a feeling we're gonna have little or no snow here this year. (sigh)
January 17, 2026 at 8:58 PM
Snow? What snow?
I have a feeling we're gonna have little or no snow here this year. (sigh)
I have a feeling we're gonna have little or no snow here this year. (sigh)
You mentally blocked it out because it's usually bills, credit card offers, and catalogs that boldly state "THIS COULD BE YOUR LAST CATALOG" even though they've been saying that for the last five years. You wish it was the last catalog.
January 10, 2026 at 4:42 AM
You mentally blocked it out because it's usually bills, credit card offers, and catalogs that boldly state "THIS COULD BE YOUR LAST CATALOG" even though they've been saying that for the last five years. You wish it was the last catalog.
My family's been taking turns getting sick. There's a nasty bug going around this month.
December 29, 2025 at 9:37 PM
My family's been taking turns getting sick. There's a nasty bug going around this month.
When I get old, I want the luxury of retiring. Do not make me work when I'm tired and arthritic and have an artificial hip.
December 23, 2025 at 10:52 PM
When I get old, I want the luxury of retiring. Do not make me work when I'm tired and arthritic and have an artificial hip.
After my braces came off, they put a permanent retainer on my bottom teeth, and gave me a fitted retainer for my upper teeth. Why they couldn't have a permanent retainer for lower AND upper, I don't know. Think of all the plastic I probably consume every night from that nasty chewed-looking thing.
December 23, 2025 at 10:49 PM
After my braces came off, they put a permanent retainer on my bottom teeth, and gave me a fitted retainer for my upper teeth. Why they couldn't have a permanent retainer for lower AND upper, I don't know. Think of all the plastic I probably consume every night from that nasty chewed-looking thing.
Are you sure he's human, and not some mystical creature? Are there any magical beings with fire powers in Finnish folklore?
December 18, 2025 at 5:11 AM
Are you sure he's human, and not some mystical creature? Are there any magical beings with fire powers in Finnish folklore?
Hey, they didn't want the milk to go to waste. They wanted it finished off before they left. And some of the kids had soda and such. 😂
Of course, when Kevin says he's always getting dumped on, I can't help but agree. Somehow everything is Kevin's fault, and Buzz gets off easy.
Of course, when Kevin says he's always getting dumped on, I can't help but agree. Somehow everything is Kevin's fault, and Buzz gets off easy.
December 15, 2025 at 8:37 AM
Hey, they didn't want the milk to go to waste. They wanted it finished off before they left. And some of the kids had soda and such. 😂
Of course, when Kevin says he's always getting dumped on, I can't help but agree. Somehow everything is Kevin's fault, and Buzz gets off easy.
Of course, when Kevin says he's always getting dumped on, I can't help but agree. Somehow everything is Kevin's fault, and Buzz gets off easy.
That's because it doesn't matter, because no one calls you back anyway. Even if it's for something important, like volunteering or employment or whatever.
December 13, 2025 at 9:59 PM
That's because it doesn't matter, because no one calls you back anyway. Even if it's for something important, like volunteering or employment or whatever.
Oh, chocolate bars are definitely getting smaller. What passes for a king-sized bar now, I swear used to be a standard size.
December 13, 2025 at 9:57 PM
Oh, chocolate bars are definitely getting smaller. What passes for a king-sized bar now, I swear used to be a standard size.