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Christie
@meowmaio.bsky.social
I’m not a nice person but I am a good person.
I didn’t use to understand people who wanted to check out- now I do. I am done and just waiting for the end to come.
January 19, 2025 at 10:12 PM
I don’t care if you don’t like me. I actually prefer that.
December 14, 2024 at 5:12 PM
I don’t like when a man asks what I can do for him. The only thing I can do for them is hurt their feelings. They never like that answer.
December 13, 2024 at 10:33 PM
I hope my FBI agent is a Swiftie! I can’t seem to stop listening to her music!
December 13, 2024 at 11:42 AM
Should I be the bigger person or the bigger problem? I think I might choose the latter.
December 12, 2024 at 4:00 PM
I probably shouldn’t scowl in public but then people might think I’m approachable. That’s a risk I can’t take.
December 11, 2024 at 4:17 PM
Why is no one talking about the 5 & 6 year old that were shot at school in California this week? Oh, they weren’t billionaires.
December 10, 2024 at 11:12 AM
If you don’t have any gold- she’s not a gold digger. Women don’t date men for a plate of pasta!!
December 9, 2024 at 7:16 PM
It’s Friday. I feel like it mean something but it doesn’t.
December 6, 2024 at 2:59 PM
If I ask you, do you want me to be honest?

Say no.
December 5, 2024 at 6:20 PM
Reposted by Christie
If you’re afraid that books might change someone’s thinking, you’re not afraid of books, you’re afraid of thinking.
December 3, 2024 at 9:02 PM
I offer a free service for those interested. I will tell you if you are being an asshole- no charge!
December 3, 2024 at 3:17 PM
I need a shot of tequila.
December 2, 2024 at 10:06 PM
I will not make myself softer for you. You can choke trying to chew me up and spit me out.
December 1, 2024 at 3:04 PM
Sometimes death is kinder than love.
November 28, 2024 at 2:01 AM
What’s does act your age even mean? I’m 50. If I’m acting like anything it’s definitely 50. I can’t get any younger. But if you figure out how let me know.
November 27, 2024 at 12:11 PM
Unsure of who said this but wanted to share.

“God was created by man because they didn’t like that life was created by women.”
November 26, 2024 at 12:00 PM
This cold weather is making me miss the hot temperatures. It’s easy to cool off but hard to get warm.
November 25, 2024 at 10:20 PM
If I had a genie I would make a good wish. A wish that would change the landscape of the world. I would wish all religions were never created.
November 24, 2024 at 2:55 PM
I need to forget. Everything.
November 22, 2024 at 2:49 PM
I don’t need to drink cup after cup of sea water to know it is salty.
November 21, 2024 at 6:04 PM
If I find out you don’t like me- I will try to make you loathe me.
November 20, 2024 at 12:03 PM
Another day on this planet. Anyone know any aliens looking to kidnap someone? I’m available.
November 19, 2024 at 11:35 AM
I think I should start refusing to talk if what I say cannot be profound passed down for generations. It would save me from speaking for the rest of my life.
November 18, 2024 at 6:39 PM
Nice place so far. Wonder how long that will last.
November 17, 2024 at 2:22 PM