That was the goal. They want us dead.

I looked into cribs like this and they were ridiculously expensive. I went with a mattress on the floor instead. I'm not a wheelchair user though, just too short to reach into a crib.

But we all must grovel over our magnificent leader! (Otherwise he'll send the military after us.)

This is why the only social media my child is allowed to have is Bluesky. After 10 minutes of unsupervised access, my three year old was quoting Marx.