Mal (:
@meowllorie.bsky.social
trying to be the change i’d like to see in the world
There is no attractive men in Seattle.
November 26, 2025 at 12:24 AM
There is no attractive men in Seattle.
I’m sobbing at the speech I’m trying to write to officiate my friend’s wedding
November 13, 2025 at 6:03 PM
I’m sobbing at the speech I’m trying to write to officiate my friend’s wedding
The way my ex’s ex is still obsessed with me
October 17, 2025 at 10:53 PM
The way my ex’s ex is still obsessed with me
The way Ronnie immediately clocked me lol
September 20, 2025 at 10:25 PM
The way Ronnie immediately clocked me lol
I wish I could text my cats and ask if they’re okay
August 20, 2025 at 8:48 PM
I wish I could text my cats and ask if they’re okay
There are no attractive men in Seattle
August 13, 2025 at 12:23 AM
There are no attractive men in Seattle
2025 is the literal worst year of my life and I’m not exaggerating in the slightest
August 11, 2025 at 9:41 PM
2025 is the literal worst year of my life and I’m not exaggerating in the slightest
Just found out my hinge date is a fucking COP. not just a cop, but a DETECTIVE.
August 10, 2025 at 2:14 AM
Just found out my hinge date is a fucking COP. not just a cop, but a DETECTIVE.
Just another sign that the pool is getting shallower and shallower.
August 8, 2025 at 4:13 AM
Just another sign that the pool is getting shallower and shallower.
Meanwhile I’m just annoyed
August 4, 2025 at 11:34 PM
Meanwhile I’m just annoyed
Some girl is probably crashing out over these men
August 4, 2025 at 11:34 PM
Some girl is probably crashing out over these men
I SHOULD HAVE CALLED OUT OF WORK
July 25, 2025 at 1:23 AM
I SHOULD HAVE CALLED OUT OF WORK
Omg. I’m so anxious. I feel stupid.
July 23, 2025 at 2:05 AM
Omg. I’m so anxious. I feel stupid.
Fawning over all the F1 wags.
July 12, 2025 at 1:26 PM
Fawning over all the F1 wags.
The only thing that Babygirl had solidified in me is that I’m more of a dom than an sub
July 11, 2025 at 5:26 AM
The only thing that Babygirl had solidified in me is that I’m more of a dom than an sub
Today has been moving so freaking slow.
July 5, 2025 at 12:57 AM
Today has been moving so freaking slow.
Love only having two patients
July 4, 2025 at 9:46 PM
Love only having two patients
Because of LL Cool J, I cannot take L.L. Bean seriously.
July 4, 2025 at 1:17 PM
Because of LL Cool J, I cannot take L.L. Bean seriously.
These bitter, butt hurt men are sad I didn’t message them back.
June 20, 2025 at 2:45 AM
These bitter, butt hurt men are sad I didn’t message them back.
This year is the most adult I’ve ever felt in my life
June 18, 2025 at 4:47 PM
This year is the most adult I’ve ever felt in my life
I am simply crazy is what it is lol
June 18, 2025 at 1:16 AM
I am simply crazy is what it is lol
My date last night told me he thought I was so pretty he told his other girl friends about me and showed a picture and one of them immediately called him when she saw the pics to tell him that I’m so pretty 🥺🥹
June 14, 2025 at 4:12 PM
My date last night told me he thought I was so pretty he told his other girl friends about me and showed a picture and one of them immediately called him when she saw the pics to tell him that I’m so pretty 🥺🥹
“What straight man goes to Portland?”
June 14, 2025 at 5:32 AM
“What straight man goes to Portland?”