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Alex Martinez
@meowalexx.bsky.social
Meow meow in da hooousey! I love chow chows and napping.
Definitely judging everyone who is mourning Hulk Hogan lmao
July 25, 2025 at 2:08 AM
Okay wow they played two of my most favorite songs ever at the end… Dance Yrself Clean & Love on Top

I died… so good
May 4, 2025 at 7:58 AM
Okay but have you ever sang Halo by Beyonce out loud before.
So good
April 28, 2025 at 5:15 AM
I have beef with whoever is trying to bring low rise pants back in
April 20, 2025 at 12:04 AM
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I’m so sorry, but I need Tom to stay on #thetraitors. He’s so funny. I can’t not have him there.
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February 14, 2025 at 4:15 AM
@irathethird.bsky.social ho is you on The Floor?
February 11, 2025 at 1:42 AM
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I unfortunately think I would fall for Boston Rob’s lies in person #thetraitorsus
February 7, 2025 at 2:31 AM
Love Boston Rob sooooo much. Hate Danielle soooo much. #thetraitorsus
February 7, 2025 at 5:56 AM
Day 1 of Hell

Still can’t believe that many Americans were that fucking stupid to vote for this pos
January 20, 2025 at 3:54 PM
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The way I’m refreshing my email for this Bad Bunny presale code
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January 17, 2025 at 1:39 PM
Okay the show Shogun was pretty underwhelming. You bitches lied
January 14, 2025 at 2:08 AM
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Jean Smart wins the #GoldenGlobes award for Best Actress in a Musical/Comedy series.
January 6, 2025 at 1:35 AM
Okay but I do wish Cristin Milioti won. She did AMAZING in The Penguin!!!!
January 6, 2025 at 5:00 AM
Soooo happy for Demi Moore!!!! Also I’m very happy award season is back 🤗
January 6, 2025 at 4:59 AM
Second, I had my uber driver play Por Mujeres Comoto Tu by Pepe Aguilar tonight and she fell in love.

It was a good night
January 3, 2025 at 8:41 AM
First, I met Jimmy Cooper from the OC tonight. It’s my favorite show and we beat him at trivia. Love him, he was so nice!
January 3, 2025 at 8:38 AM
Freeeeee my mans!
December 9, 2024 at 8:21 PM
Okay but why is cooked spinach so nasty… who da hell wants some soggy ass spinach?
December 3, 2024 at 11:51 PM
I’ve been wanting a long leather trench coat but I just realized I’ll look like The Penguin
November 20, 2024 at 1:10 AM