Alice Roberts
@mentalhealthforall.bsky.social
Welp. Ice is in town and my Hispanic colleague cancelled our meeting? Guess I'll be in late because I'm busy making "Fuck ICE" signs for my car.
January 15, 2026 at 1:58 PM
Welp. Ice is in town and my Hispanic colleague cancelled our meeting? Guess I'll be in late because I'm busy making "Fuck ICE" signs for my car.
I really want Joyce to acknowledge she briefly dated Robin’s dad in the 90’s. #StrangerThings
December 19, 2025 at 12:34 PM
I really want Joyce to acknowledge she briefly dated Robin’s dad in the 90’s. #StrangerThings
If Pluribus happens in the Severance universe, that pretty much overrides the severance, right?
December 19, 2025 at 12:08 PM
If Pluribus happens in the Severance universe, that pretty much overrides the severance, right?
@randomhorror9.bsky.social Oh hey, it must be Bring-your-doctor-to-your-husbands-recital Day. You know, like you do after he tells you your daughter is dead. #MephistoWaltz
December 7, 2025 at 4:53 PM
@randomhorror9.bsky.social Oh hey, it must be Bring-your-doctor-to-your-husbands-recital Day. You know, like you do after he tells you your daughter is dead. #MephistoWaltz
Weird choice by @thedailyshow.com to make fun of Sean Duffy for saying people should dress up more, then urging people to dress up more.
November 21, 2025 at 11:46 AM
Weird choice by @thedailyshow.com to make fun of Sean Duffy for saying people should dress up more, then urging people to dress up more.
Oh god no they don’t care. They don’t care that he’s a pedophile.
They don’t care about the country.
They don’t care about their kids futures.
They don’t care about politics.
All they care about is owning libs. And they will burn their own house, city, state and country for liberal years
They don’t care about the country.
They don’t care about their kids futures.
They don’t care about politics.
All they care about is owning libs. And they will burn their own house, city, state and country for liberal years
The MOST surprising thing about the latest Epstein reveals is
that literally ANYONE is surprised by it.
How did ANYONE not believe he was a pedophile years ago?
How could ANYONE see that much smoke and assume there was no fire.
The people who voted for him don’t care that he is a pedophile.
that literally ANYONE is surprised by it.
How did ANYONE not believe he was a pedophile years ago?
How could ANYONE see that much smoke and assume there was no fire.
The people who voted for him don’t care that he is a pedophile.
November 14, 2025 at 3:17 AM
Oh god no they don’t care. They don’t care that he’s a pedophile.
They don’t care about the country.
They don’t care about their kids futures.
They don’t care about politics.
All they care about is owning libs. And they will burn their own house, city, state and country for liberal years
They don’t care about the country.
They don’t care about their kids futures.
They don’t care about politics.
All they care about is owning libs. And they will burn their own house, city, state and country for liberal years
@randomhorror9.bsky.social Inspired by @happierman.bsky.social ‘s love of Witchboard, I turned it on this morning. Oof. Neat idea, but would be much better if anyone involved with the script were aware of how humans communicate. Brutal, awful dialogue, man.
November 5, 2025 at 12:21 PM
@randomhorror9.bsky.social Inspired by @happierman.bsky.social ‘s love of Witchboard, I turned it on this morning. Oof. Neat idea, but would be much better if anyone involved with the script were aware of how humans communicate. Brutal, awful dialogue, man.
@randomhorror9.bsky.social OMG, I love the choice to have a babysitter with 70’s dental hardware. #AmityvilleHorror
November 2, 2025 at 6:28 PM
@randomhorror9.bsky.social OMG, I love the choice to have a babysitter with 70’s dental hardware. #AmityvilleHorror
Kevin Gausman questions your every move.
November 1, 2025 at 1:28 AM
Kevin Gausman questions your every move.
October 18, 2025 at 6:37 PM
A commercial for ai touts how it can plan a trip. What? That’s half the fun of a trip! Why on gods green earth would I ask someone or something to plan a trip for me????
October 18, 2025 at 1:30 PM
A commercial for ai touts how it can plan a trip. What? That’s half the fun of a trip! Why on gods green earth would I ask someone or something to plan a trip for me????
@hbomax Believe me, I get the irony, but trying to watch The Chair Company all choppy and mismatched sound and picture really sucks the joy out of watching Tim Robinson. The hell happened to this app? It’s total trash now. Almost unwatchable.
October 13, 2025 at 10:29 AM
@hbomax Believe me, I get the irony, but trying to watch The Chair Company all choppy and mismatched sound and picture really sucks the joy out of watching Tim Robinson. The hell happened to this app? It’s total trash now. Almost unwatchable.
In honor of spooky month, share a 4 word horror story that only someone in your profession would understand:
They don’t have funding.
They don’t have funding.
In honor of spooky month, share a 4 word horror story that only someone in your profession would understand:
Archives banned making copies.
Archives banned making copies.
In honor of spooky month, share a 4 word horror story that only someone in your profession would understand:
New library catalogue website.
New library catalogue website.
October 12, 2025 at 9:44 PM
In honor of spooky month, share a 4 word horror story that only someone in your profession would understand:
They don’t have funding.
They don’t have funding.
@stevengoldman.bsky.social John Skipper shout out! He was a lovely man. In the 90’s, he hired me to market his newsletter of weird baseball history to major league teams. At which I failed spectacularly.
September 14, 2025 at 2:05 PM
@stevengoldman.bsky.social John Skipper shout out! He was a lovely man. In the 90’s, he hired me to market his newsletter of weird baseball history to major league teams. At which I failed spectacularly.
#Severance needs a throwback season to the Macro Data Refinement Calamity.
August 7, 2025 at 8:22 PM
#Severance needs a throwback season to the Macro Data Refinement Calamity.
@randomhorror9.bsky.social Please tell me you mention the moment Demi Moore is fussing with her knee and looks like Jeff Daniels on the toilet in Dumb and Dumber. #TheSubstance
July 15, 2025 at 2:25 AM
@randomhorror9.bsky.social Please tell me you mention the moment Demi Moore is fussing with her knee and looks like Jeff Daniels on the toilet in Dumb and Dumber. #TheSubstance
June 26, 2025 at 7:07 PM
Reposted by Alice Roberts
The antidote to the rightward shift of young men is to produce more Tim Robinson content.
May 28, 2025 at 5:18 PM
The antidote to the rightward shift of young men is to produce more Tim Robinson content.
@randomhorror9.bsky.social hmmm. Weirdly specific sports metaphor about celebrating too early. But you wouldn’t Lett yourself say the actual name. Good job on beebe ing vague. Maybe own Leon a sports pod do you talk more about it. #WolfCreek #RandomHorrorNumber9
May 28, 2025 at 12:48 AM
@randomhorror9.bsky.social hmmm. Weirdly specific sports metaphor about celebrating too early. But you wouldn’t Lett yourself say the actual name. Good job on beebe ing vague. Maybe own Leon a sports pod do you talk more about it. #WolfCreek #RandomHorrorNumber9
@ityslmemes.com How would a Tim Robinson character react to one of their favorite performers releasing a movie that’s available in like two theaters across the country?
May 9, 2025 at 12:31 PM
@ityslmemes.com How would a Tim Robinson character react to one of their favorite performers releasing a movie that’s available in like two theaters across the country?
As far as I can tell, Facebook is trying to cater to folks who are absolutely mystified by the passage of time.
May 5, 2025 at 2:55 PM
As far as I can tell, Facebook is trying to cater to folks who are absolutely mystified by the passage of time.
@randomhorror9.bsky.social Haha. Yeah. A “Bandersnatch” episode might not ever end. At least Plaything has a tie in.
April 23, 2025 at 2:49 AM
@randomhorror9.bsky.social Haha. Yeah. A “Bandersnatch” episode might not ever end. At least Plaything has a tie in.
Feel like The Last of Us missed a great pop culture reference by saying “Your horse’ll freeze before it gets halfway.” I mean, “Then I’ll see you in hell!” Is just sitting right there.
April 21, 2025 at 2:56 AM
Feel like The Last of Us missed a great pop culture reference by saying “Your horse’ll freeze before it gets halfway.” I mean, “Then I’ll see you in hell!” Is just sitting right there.
@randomhorror9.bsky.social Opening song in Mouth of Madness sounds like elevator Enter Sandman.
April 18, 2025 at 11:04 PM
@randomhorror9.bsky.social Opening song in Mouth of Madness sounds like elevator Enter Sandman.
Phase 3: Genital checks
“Company…. Attention! Present genitals!!
“Company…. Attention! Present genitals!!
March 26, 2025 at 2:27 PM
Phase 3: Genital checks
“Company…. Attention! Present genitals!!
“Company…. Attention! Present genitals!!