Alt: Capt. Sulu shouting "Shields!, Shields!". Because let's face it when faced with anything even remotely strange that's going near us this is the first response. At least it is to me. Maybe I'm just paranoid. But is it really paranoia when enough people have tried to trick me? But I digress because I'm bored, and hungry. Maybe also thirsty. Hmm tea might be nice...

Alt: bart simpson taking a cake saying "at least you tried: and throwing it in the trashcan.

Alt: Clay-maytion referee from MTV's Celebrity Deathmatch saying "I'll allow it!" Because for many people he was the sole authority in all things in and out of that right. I trust his judgement calls more than most humans right now.

Alt: A group of knights sitting in a cave with the words "That's no ordinary rabbit" on the bottom from Monty Python and the Holy Grail.

Alt: Captin Kirk saying "Don't tell me - Tuesday"

Alt: fry from futurama is holding a bunch of money in his hand with caption of "Shut and take my money."

Alt: a computer screen shows a globe and a phone with the words dialing progress above it circa Windows 95 which was ok if you had service pack C or D. Original, A or B was a pain to getting the dialup to run reliably. Either dropping the call or capped at 9600baud if you were lucky. But then again even that was better than the inevitable computer cancer of Windows ME. That OS was just slow painful death and nuking it from orbit was the only sane option. But I digress...

Alt: Little John and Robin Hood in the woods on the toll bridge. Little John stating "Sorry, but a toll is a toll and a roll is a roll. And if we don't get no toll then we don't eat no roll. I made that up." Scene from Robin Hood: Men in Tights.

Alt: Neelix and Capt. Janeway from StarTrek Voyager in the messhall when Janeway is ordering Neelix to give her a coffee black. Because let's face it a regular cup of black coffee is a rare and beautiful thing to find even today let alone 400yrs from now in the Delta Quadrant of the Milky Way galaxy.