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Have you ever herd this one?
October 20, 2025 at 4:31 PM
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How many faces can you find?
December 16, 2024 at 4:21 AM
Strange But True

I bought some bananas yesterday which were just striping yellow.
By the time I got home they were ready to eat. They were actually ripening on the 10 minute drive home.
I'm going to get some more next week and see if the same thing happens again.
a bunch of bananas sitting on top of each other
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December 11, 2024 at 4:32 AM
December 8, 2024 at 2:12 PM
We have lights.
We have street lights
We have Christmas lights hanging from our street lights.
All thanks to our wonderful, neighbourhood watch.
a blurry picture of a highway at night with a lot of lights
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December 6, 2024 at 4:23 PM
December 6, 2024 at 9:43 AM
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Friends, Fireworks and Falling Trees.
Three families
Three catastrophes
A blackout
A broken leg
A flood
November 19, 2024 at 2:22 PM
December 6, 2024 at 3:54 AM
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Umbrella's stand
Hands stand
Hats stand
Microphones stand
Plants stand
Bicycles stand
Ladders stand
Bands stand
Yet.
Boots are made for walking.
a pair of pink and yellow rain boots that say happy on them
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December 5, 2024 at 9:02 PM
BBC iplayer player Mr Lover man. Full of jokes. It's a classic.
a man wearing sunglasses and a white robe is standing on a balcony overlooking the ocean .
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December 5, 2024 at 10:34 AM
I've found a pen now I can't find a small enough notebook.
a man in a suit is standing next to a very large book
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December 4, 2024 at 10:14 PM
I had a great idea and then it's gone.
I must write it down.
Do you think it's trendy walking around with a notebook and pen, tapping my teeth, waiting for the apple to fall.
a man standing in front of a white board with the words i was thinking about it
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December 4, 2024 at 10:06 PM
Just fought my way through a line of traffic as long as my arm.
Well not my arm.
It's not even a car window's length?
The line was as long as someone with very long arms.
Sam's got that stretching toy whose arms you can't pull apart.
My dad got me a pet you took for a walk on your computer.
December 4, 2024 at 5:48 PM
Perception
It was a warm and sunny day.
It was warm and sunny.
It was sunny and warm.
Warm and sunny was the day.
Was the day warm or just sunny.
Was the day sunny or just warm.
Yep,
From the inside looking out it's warm and toasty
So why are those people wearing beanies over their ears.
December 4, 2024 at 10:25 AM
December 4, 2024 at 1:02 AM
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December 3, 2024 at 2:23 AM
The tree's going up but we still can't find the lights!
a man in a blue sweater is standing next to a drawer
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December 2, 2024 at 11:23 AM
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