Andy Ryan
@menkerton.bsky.social
my worst is better than their best
I would just replace every shot of Greg with silence and a picture of some underpants.
July 12, 2025 at 11:58 AM
I would just replace every shot of Greg with silence and a picture of some underpants.
This one stayed with me; 'you can't just leave stuff lying around willy ad-hoc'
May 30, 2025 at 6:50 PM
This one stayed with me; 'you can't just leave stuff lying around willy ad-hoc'
Not open to the public...
May 19, 2025 at 5:28 PM
Not open to the public...
That's exactly why we bought it. Perfect antidote to awful cheap nursery rhyme albums and the like when your kids are not quite ready for Yoshimi Battles the Pink Robots. Heavy rotation on the car CD. Still know all the words.
May 18, 2025 at 2:56 PM
That's exactly why we bought it. Perfect antidote to awful cheap nursery rhyme albums and the like when your kids are not quite ready for Yoshimi Battles the Pink Robots. Heavy rotation on the car CD. Still know all the words.
Only someone with a Range Rover could afford this sort of tech
April 30, 2025 at 2:44 PM
Only someone with a Range Rover could afford this sort of tech
Muton's hand-bulb thing lingered in the bottom of our toy box long after Muton had teleported to his home planet/the landfill
April 15, 2025 at 7:43 AM
Muton's hand-bulb thing lingered in the bottom of our toy box long after Muton had teleported to his home planet/the landfill
It's also important to remember that him and Bear Grylls got baptised in the Thames at the same time
April 4, 2025 at 6:20 PM
It's also important to remember that him and Bear Grylls got baptised in the Thames at the same time
True story; friend of mine was collecting glasses when he was DJing at the Manchester Academy. No one turned up and he was in a bad mood. She asked if she could take his glass at the end of the night and he threw his beer over her.
April 4, 2025 at 6:15 PM
True story; friend of mine was collecting glasses when he was DJing at the Manchester Academy. No one turned up and he was in a bad mood. She asked if she could take his glass at the end of the night and he threw his beer over her.
I can still taste that chicken.
March 28, 2025 at 3:15 PM
I can still taste that chicken.
And book vouchers could be exchanged for record vouchers - so this was my Geography GCSE prize...
March 28, 2025 at 12:37 PM
And book vouchers could be exchanged for record vouchers - so this was my Geography GCSE prize...
Especially after you've read 'The Fog'
March 26, 2025 at 10:20 AM
Especially after you've read 'The Fog'
Basically something to sit through before Jason of Star Command came on.
March 26, 2025 at 7:36 AM
Basically something to sit through before Jason of Star Command came on.
Had you stuck with it (and be glad you didn't), you'd have heard Stanley Tucci say the line 'like a burning tyre in a sea of piss', which pretty much summed up the whole sorry endeavour.
March 17, 2025 at 9:57 AM
Had you stuck with it (and be glad you didn't), you'd have heard Stanley Tucci say the line 'like a burning tyre in a sea of piss', which pretty much summed up the whole sorry endeavour.
Who else would they have asked?! 10/10
March 7, 2025 at 3:31 PM
Who else would they have asked?! 10/10
On a 5-sided hexagon shaped disc
March 7, 2025 at 3:02 PM
On a 5-sided hexagon shaped disc
