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Michael Nelson
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Not that Michael Nelson
I was going to pay my male and female employees the same, but then I saw this hot porn video last night and realized men should be paid more.
May 18, 2025 at 1:25 PM
Did mine two days ago. So glad there isn’t a procrastination tax.
April 15, 2025 at 11:46 PM
I graduated college thirty years ago and still have nightmares about not knowing where I need to go to take a final exam because I skipped the class all semester.
April 11, 2025 at 3:16 PM
Is coloring books an action or a noun? I like to go to the book store and purchase the most despicable books I can find. Then I go all crayola over every page, especially the picture of the author on the back cover.
April 6, 2025 at 8:48 PM
Did not know ANORA was a Sean Baker movie. Now I have to watch it ASAP!
February 18, 2025 at 1:20 AM
We need more people like Lanthimos making movies. He is always providing challenging, unique storytelling.
January 18, 2025 at 9:23 PM
I have a fear that when on my death bed instead of my life flashing before my eyes, I have the song from a commercial I saw when I was seven replaying over and over.
December 31, 2024 at 8:51 AM
When something is so successful it gives people the luxury to pretend it wasn’t needed at all.
December 29, 2024 at 6:26 PM
Still trying to figure out the correlation between their attitudes towards race and any behavior on the part of your mother. I don’t see much connection there.
December 23, 2024 at 3:28 PM
Looking at it objectively. Project 2025 has so many unpopular policies. Most won’t see the light of day. Safest road for Trump and Republicans is like they did with abortion. Say it should be left up to the states. My guess that is where it stops.
December 23, 2024 at 12:02 AM
Love this show. I remember each year being so worried it would be cancelled. And so happy when it came back the next year. Great cast, great stories. I so need to rewatch.
November 17, 2024 at 5:08 AM
“Please excuse our lack of texting verbosity, we find it very challenging.” Signed, men with oversized thumbs.
November 2, 2024 at 3:36 PM
“Okay everybody. Let’s break up into discussion groups.” (One of your lines in the movie.)
October 26, 2024 at 10:55 PM
Well said. We forget the bravery of someone who puts their art on display for the world to see. You are seeing part of them. It is so easy to forget that.
September 29, 2024 at 6:43 PM
I 100% have that memory! To be honest, it’s still one of my favorite audience experiences. A gym filled with kids laughing, was so much better than anything else we could have been doing in school at that moment.
September 23, 2024 at 9:11 AM
My commute takes me by a truckers hub (gas stations, dealerships, etc.). I. The middle was a trip club called “Classy Chassy”. I can’t help be feel this could be a third circle in the Venn Diagram with the middle still being very squished.
September 22, 2024 at 9:40 AM
This Venn Diagram writes itself, doesn’t it.
September 22, 2024 at 9:08 AM
Does this get you a subscription to Planthouse Magazine? I always like to check out the plant of the month.
September 18, 2024 at 8:35 PM
Sorry you got COVID, but happy you are someone who is taking it seriously. It’s not like a fad, people lose interest and it goes away. Viruses don’t care about level of media coverage or if they are buzz worthy. They are just going to keep doing their thing.
September 6, 2024 at 12:08 AM
A cat appearing in the lap has kept me from being productive so many times. Have a black cat that is so good at sneaking into the lap without you being aware. He’s just there.
September 2, 2024 at 9:24 PM
To summarize…those guys who like to send unsolicited dick pics, they should be running the show.
September 2, 2024 at 6:42 PM
The 65+ matching much younger demos should be freaking the heck out of the Trump team. That should be their best group. That is the real anomaly here.
August 25, 2024 at 10:37 PM
First time he caught a mouse after losing the leg, we decided he needed a new impressive name. So he is now Pierre Paws Piefish the Pouncing Pirate.
July 22, 2024 at 11:04 PM
Yesterday out for a walk and there was a thunderstorm close enough we could see the lightning strikes, but far enough, no rain or even wind. It was a very cool experience.
July 14, 2024 at 2:07 PM
Can’t believe it’s been 4 years, since that first show. Do we get a special badge if we’ve seen every episode?
July 5, 2024 at 8:37 PM