Harold Holt
@memorialswimcentre.bsky.social
Just a former prime minster and part-time Japanese submarine captain trying to win back custody of my son through competitive arm wrestling
HAROLD HOLT: I’m going in and you can’t stop me
LIFEGUARD:
LIFEGUARD:
January 21, 2026 at 7:06 AM
HAROLD HOLT: I’m going in and you can’t stop me
LIFEGUARD:
LIFEGUARD:
some days you wake up and think "im the goat" and some days you think "fuck the currents in the ocean are stronger than i thought i cant get back to shore this might be the end please help I'm going under"
January 20, 2026 at 10:39 PM
some days you wake up and think "im the goat" and some days you think "fuck the currents in the ocean are stronger than i thought i cant get back to shore this might be the end please help I'm going under"
When you watched the prime minister disappear in the ocean or something I don’t fucken know
January 7, 2026 at 11:52 AM
When you watched the prime minister disappear in the ocean or something I don’t fucken know
When you watch the Prime Minister disappear in the ocean after telling him not to go in there and then watch your cabinet name a memorial swim centre in his honour
January 7, 2026 at 11:32 AM
When you watch the Prime Minister disappear in the ocean after telling him not to go in there and then watch your cabinet name a memorial swim centre in his honour
"I got that dog in me!"
THE DOG:
THE DOG:
January 7, 2026 at 9:39 AM
"I got that dog in me!"
THE DOG:
THE DOG:
LNP: Alright, with our new prime minister elect we can end the Vietnam war and stop all espionage with China, right?
HAROLD HOLT:
HAROLD HOLT:
December 30, 2025 at 11:41 PM
LNP: Alright, with our new prime minister elect we can end the Vietnam war and stop all espionage with China, right?
HAROLD HOLT:
HAROLD HOLT:
FORECAST: The Point Nepean ocean is looking especially dangerous today
HAROLD HOLT:
HAROLD HOLT:
December 30, 2025 at 11:36 PM
FORECAST: The Point Nepean ocean is looking especially dangerous today
HAROLD HOLT:
HAROLD HOLT:
When your term as Prime Minister isn’t going the way you planned but that Chinese submarine in the Point Nepean ocean is looking mighty fine
December 27, 2025 at 10:02 PM
When your term as Prime Minister isn’t going the way you planned but that Chinese submarine in the Point Nepean ocean is looking mighty fine
Nicholas Holt discovering that the memorial they dedicated to his father who disappeared in the ocean is a god damn swim centre (1969, Colourized)
December 24, 2025 at 11:30 PM
Nicholas Holt discovering that the memorial they dedicated to his father who disappeared in the ocean is a god damn swim centre (1969, Colourized)
Harold Holt approaches the lifeguard standing between him and the point Nepean ocean (1967, Colourized)
December 24, 2025 at 11:18 PM
Harold Holt approaches the lifeguard standing between him and the point Nepean ocean (1967, Colourized)
Me after telling Parliament “BRB” on one fine day in December 1967
December 24, 2025 at 11:17 PM
Me after telling Parliament “BRB” on one fine day in December 1967
“You know that the currents in the Point Nepean ocean are dangerously strong today and your chances of surviving a swim are astronomical?”
HAROLD HOLT:
HAROLD HOLT:
December 24, 2025 at 11:12 PM
“You know that the currents in the Point Nepean ocean are dangerously strong today and your chances of surviving a swim are astronomical?”
HAROLD HOLT:
HAROLD HOLT:
Me leaving the role of PM after losing the Vietnam war but getting offered a Chinese submarine
December 24, 2025 at 11:05 PM
Me leaving the role of PM after losing the Vietnam war but getting offered a Chinese submarine
Harold Holt wakes up on a Chinese submarine after pulling out of his role as Prime Minister (1967, Colourized)
December 24, 2025 at 11:03 PM
Harold Holt wakes up on a Chinese submarine after pulling out of his role as Prime Minister (1967, Colourized)
Lowly security staff are approached by Harold Holt en route to his inevitable journey into the Point Nepean Ocean (1967, colourized)
December 16, 2025 at 1:18 AM
Lowly security staff are approached by Harold Holt en route to his inevitable journey into the Point Nepean Ocean (1967, colourized)
Harold Holt realises too late that the current in the point Nepean is too heavy to swim back to shore (1967, Colourized)
December 15, 2025 at 5:10 AM
Harold Holt realises too late that the current in the point Nepean is too heavy to swim back to shore (1967, Colourized)
Me time travelling to September 10 2001 to warn everybody that we still haven’t found Harold Holt’s body
December 11, 2025 at 5:47 AM
Me time travelling to September 10 2001 to warn everybody that we still haven’t found Harold Holt’s body
Me walking towards that naughty little point Nepean ocean knowing I’m gonna get so wet and wild I’ll need the Chinese to bring me home safe
December 11, 2025 at 4:17 AM
Me walking towards that naughty little point Nepean ocean knowing I’m gonna get so wet and wild I’ll need the Chinese to bring me home safe
When you bout to delete your ex’s contact from the “favourites” tab on your phone
November 29, 2025 at 5:50 AM
When you bout to delete your ex’s contact from the “favourites” tab on your phone
When you’re learning about Australian history and get to the part about the swim centre named after the prime minister that drowned
November 17, 2025 at 4:52 AM
When you’re learning about Australian history and get to the part about the swim centre named after the prime minister that drowned
You’re in her DM’s. I’m deep in the point Nepean ocean and don’t think I have a chance of returning to shore.
Fuckin’ help.
Fuckin’ help.
November 15, 2025 at 12:42 PM
You’re in her DM’s. I’m deep in the point Nepean ocean and don’t think I have a chance of returning to shore.
Fuckin’ help.
Fuckin’ help.
When she sends nudes but you really just wanna know where Omni Man is
November 14, 2025 at 2:50 AM
When she sends nudes but you really just wanna know where Omni Man is
When you gotta crap out another Harold Holt meme but the calendar says it's a friday
November 13, 2025 at 6:07 AM
When you gotta crap out another Harold Holt meme but the calendar says it's a friday
Scenes from a Hat: Rejected songs about Harold Holt
November 13, 2025 at 3:13 AM
Scenes from a Hat: Rejected songs about Harold Holt