24 hrs to the exam and as much procrastinating as I've been doing, might as well show up with 24 color pencils to spice that white paper up.
Going out in a blaze of glory or nothing.

Timmy Trumpet is so overrated.

The pressure to land and maintain relevant positions that demand the academic profile of a professor that's been in the field for 25+ years while simultaneously pushing out high-impact papers and not losing friends and neglecting family in the process.
My youth is being torched to the ground.

I will never stoop as low as learning C++ or even getting close.