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Memoirs of a Middle-Aged Str1pp3r - The Book
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A true story of what happens when a vulnerable adult finds herself in a situation where adult work is the only job she can find.

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Meme by CuisleLancs. England flag (red 'plus sign' on a white background). Text reads: The Angles and Saxons were immigrants... ...who came here on boats. Just sayin'.
September 2, 2025 at 12:10 PM
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Verify you're an adult, asks @bsky.app Give us some identifying information for your anonymity-necessary account. The clue is in the fkn title of my book!!!
Book cover. Black line drawing on a white background of a dejected looking women wearind underwear and laddered stockings. There is a 'nurses' uniform hanging on an old-fashioned coat rack next to here. There is some red in the picture, in the + on the uniform, the shoes and the writing. Writing reads - Memoirs of a Middle-Aged Stripper. Evangeline Embers. In the top right-hand corner are the initials BA (for Beul Athris Publishing).
August 7, 2025 at 4:04 PM
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Three five star reviews and one three star - 5.0 out of 5 stars. Great writing, amazing read. Reviewed in the United Kingdom on 2 August 2025 Very informative on a lot of important issues. Great read and will be reading it again in the not too distant future. 5.0 out of 5 stars An amazing read. Reviewed in the United Kingdom on 19 June 2025 This is a well written and amazing read. It's thought-provoking, sad, disturbing, shocking, funny. The way the author was treated by the government, DWP, Atos and by many of the people she encountered on her journey is disgusting. It gives an intriging insight into how people on benefits are treated, how the disabled and long-term sick are treated, and how women in the adult industry are treated. An autistic person should never have been put in this situation. You'll never think about strippers and porn actors in the same way again. This book is highly recommended. 5.0 out of 5 stars. A fascinating, inspiring and thought provoking book. Reviewed in the United Kingdom on 11 June 2025 At last! an honest account of the life of a mature stripper/model/performer. The writer explains so many reasons that women turn to this sort of life, and the problems they are likely to encounter. It tackles tough issues, and challenges any misconceptions the reader may have about the industry. All credit to the writers skill, bravery and intelligence for writing this book and surviving in such difficult circumstances. Also 'high five' for turning her life around so magnificently! A fascinating, inspiring and thought provoking book. ..... No written review for the three star one, which I glad about cos, let's face it, it's too late to change anything so what's the point of a critique? Also, the book isn't part of a series, it's a one-off. It is what it is and it is how it will remain.
August 3, 2025 at 2:22 PM
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White text on plain red background - I don't plug my book enough. So please - buy my book, buy my book, buy my book, buy my book.
August 3, 2025 at 2:06 PM
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If I think it's dead on Farcebook it's positively dead, buried and skeletalised on here.
Picture of a skeleton lying down on a dark tile floor.
August 3, 2025 at 1:59 PM
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I once jumped so violently with fright while watching a film while simultaneiously smearing moisturiser onto my mush that I slapped myself across the face. I missed the next part of the film cos I was p1ssing myself laughing.
Picture of a seated golden labrador dog with a sign round its neck that reads: I made my dad jump when I farted while he was watching a horror film!
August 3, 2025 at 1:54 PM
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Us: measuing up to hang a picture in the middle of a wall.
Me: measuring precisely.
Hubs: "It doesn't have to be millimetre perfect."
Me:
Photo of a woman with her arms folded looking skeptical/blank-faced.
June 22, 2025 at 2:07 PM
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Aaaaaaahhh, my first book review!!! Thankfully is a great one. Thank you, Kathy xxxxx
Five star Amazon review from Kathy - At last! an honest account of the life of a mature stripper/model/performer. The writer explains so many reasons that women turn to this sort of life, and the problems they are likely to encounter. It tackles tough issues, and challenges any misconceptions the reader may have about the industry. All credit to the writers skill, bravery and intelligence for writing this book and surviving in such difficult circumstances. Also 'high five' for turning her life around so magnificently! A fascinating, inspiring and thought provoking book.
June 21, 2025 at 9:01 AM
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Reach crushed on Fb...just as my book is released and I want to promote it. 😠
The front and back covers of the book Memoirs of a Middle-Aged Stripper by Evangeline Embers.
June 6, 2025 at 12:16 PM
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After seven years my book is out. Available from Beul Aithris books (support independent book sellers) at - www.beul-aithris-bookshop.com/index.aspx?p... or from Amazon at - www.amazon.co.uk/Memo.../dp/B....
Screen shot of the relevent page on Beul Aithris Publishing's website for the book Memoirs of a Middle-Aged Stripper by Evangeline Embers.
June 6, 2025 at 11:52 AM
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NO ONE got my joke a couple of weeks ago about how a lefty UK flag should be stripes of white, orange, kobe and emerald. All those precious seconds spent searching for a K colour, wasted 😏 (I didn't want khaki.)
Vertical stripes of white, orange, kobe (a reddish brown colour) and emerald green.
May 25, 2025 at 4:47 PM
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REFUK - the new name for Deform just dropped.
Alan Ferrier explains that 'some outlets' are abbreviating Reforn UK to REFUK and says, "when fucking the country once isn't enough."
May 3, 2025 at 10:25 AM
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Text on a blue background - The cover art for my book is in progress :-)
May 2, 2025 at 9:03 AM
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We need more men like Wilson Cruz and zero like Andrew Tate.
IG text by queerty - 'Wilson Cruz lays into fellow actor Terrence Howard after he says he refuses to play gay roles.' Text by wcruz73 on IG - ' Let me be very clear. I don’t give a flying fuck if a straight actor plays a Gay role. What we won’t be doing is saying that playing a Gay role makes you less than a man. Being a man has nothing to do with where you put your dick and much more about where you DON’T put your hands. It’s about how you use your strength to protect, to build, to stand for what is right and just, for you, your family, your community. Worry less about your manhood and worry more about MANKIND. BE A MAN. THE END.'
May 2, 2025 at 9:01 AM
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Bloody Christians, coming over here and stealing everything Pagan and pretending they thought of it themselves - The Elon of religions.
Above a tweet from the UK Home Office saying 'Eid Mubarak', Laurence Fox (failed actor, musician, politician, husband, father) has tweeted - It's Lent and this is a Christian country. You wankers.
March 31, 2025 at 2:04 PM
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Natalie? Who TF is Natalie? I've used a LOT of names in my time for various different things but I have never once called myself Natalie. I don't even know a Natalie. There is nothing wrong with the name Natalie but I have never used it.
From a petition website. Says 'Welcome back, Natalie! Not Natalie? Click here.
March 28, 2025 at 5:08 PM
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It seems that I need to act more middle-aged. Fuck.That.Shit! She's a Labour voter. Yeah, I used to be one too. Have you seen how they are treating the elderly, poor, sick and disabled?
March 28, 2025 at 2:18 PM
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Text - I'm making the finishing touches to the book before publication in (I hope) June. I've written a glossary at the beginning for the benefit of non-British readers. I have just added this for our PM - Keir Starmer – our current (Labour) Prime Minister, kid starver, disabled harmer, pensioner killer, class traitor, poor hater, I’m-all-right-Jack-pull-the-ladder-up rich boy tosser. Say what you really mean, Evangeline 😂 (Incidentally, when Thatcher died and her mug was on the cover of our newspaper I got a red marker pen an altered it in the same way I have done with this photo. They are pretty much the same person. Photo - Headshot of Keir Starmer with drawn on red devil horns, red glowing eyes and red goatee beard.)
March 27, 2025 at 6:14 PM
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March 23, 2025 at 2:28 PM
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Struggling to function right now.
How I describe depression in the book. "It’s like a cloak: a thick, heavy, smothering dark cloak. When the deeper depressive episodes hit you, the cloak has leapt up and swathed you tightly and suffocating-ly. Its massive weight presses down on every part of you: on your physical being and your mind. You must try to get through your days hauling and dragging it around with you as it tries to force you to collapse. It’s bone-breaking and so very, very wearying. It sucks the life out of you, the energy, the will to carry on, and sometimes the ability to feel anything. There are other times when the cloak merely sits loosely on your shoulders, still very much making its presence felt but not crushing you. Then there are the better times when the cloak briefly slips off, but it doesn’t go away. It stalks you. It tiptoes along behind you, sniggering, waiting to pounce again when you least expect it. I remember an episode of the Warner Bros. cartoon Bugs Bunny in which Bugsy is creeping around a haunted castle being followed by a cloak that has come to life. It sneaks along behind him and when Bugs turns round it flings itself against the wall and pretends it’s hanging up. That’s sort of how I picture the Cloak of Depression behaving, only without the amusement. I have suffered depression since I was nine years old, probably younger, and I believe that when it has hold of you that tightly you can never truly be rid of it. All you can hope for is that you can keep it at bay, to keep it creeping along behind you but not on you." The cloak is upon me now. Followed by a black and white pic of a human figure in a hooded cloak.
March 13, 2025 at 1:04 PM
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Take a break from your doomscrolling and look at this cute picture instead.
A baby rabbit and a chick are face-to-face surrounded by grass, daisies and other flowers.
March 13, 2025 at 12:59 PM
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My dog spends too much time with the cat. I've just heard a mew noise behind me, I turned expecting to see the cat - it was the dog. The cat isn't even in.
Split image with half a dog's face on one side and half a cat's on the other.
March 12, 2025 at 4:49 PM
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Alex Cole text - 'I sure feel safer now that Enola Gay has been outed. Next up, no more drag racing.' Photo of a stationary drag car on a track with the stands behind it.
March 11, 2025 at 6:14 PM
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March 11, 2025 at 4:48 PM
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WTF? That little girl is lying face down with her hands behind her back 🤬
Two photos of a WOC and her little girl. The woman is being arrested. First pic shows the little girl in tears wtching the officer manhandle her mum on the ground, in the second she is lying face-down next to the woman with her hands behind her back. Text reads - Winter Haven Police are under fire after images of an officer holing a gun at a mother and child surface.
March 11, 2025 at 4:46 PM